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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 1h

Train 3: fuck me, you've no chance of getting on. 🙏 train 4.

Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 1h

Weather forecast: ⛅️ "Train delayed 30 mins." OK, no rush at breakfast. 20 mins before original time: Train is now on time. Oh shit. 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️ Weather: LOL 🌧 Train 1: I'm not going all the way there now. Train 2: I'm not turning up at all. Status: Moist and stranded at the railway station for an hour.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 18h

reading his breakup text the next morning while his cum is still inside me

Winnie the Pooh squinting while reading a sheet of paper

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Gareth Bouch @garethbouch.bsky.social · 15h

If you don't understand that Paddington is the good guy, then you really are a special kind of stupid, and probably shouldn't be in charge of a political party. Or allowed near scissors, and basic stuff like that.

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Paddington Bear and Queen Elizabeth Share Tea

Alt: Paddington Bear and Queen Elizabeth Share Tea

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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 17h

Ah, no, the obvious answer was he's had the works (shave done).

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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

That's why

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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 17h

It's been an hour. Maybe he's been washed away.

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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 18h

We were just ready to go out when the heavens opened again. Terry decided 5 mins ago that he would pop out for a haircut anyway. The heavens have opened the flood gates.

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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 19h

It's been 5 days since we left Nottingham, and we've travelled about 1300km and walked about 55K steps. Rest is important.

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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 19h

It's raining today, and we have not yet left the hotel. I'm OK with that as it seems that lugging a rucksack around whilst full of cold is exhausting. Today will mostly be a rest day.

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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 22h

Also, the French. Thank you, Google. Panic over.

"The monthly siren test in Nice takes place on the first Wednesday of every month at 12:15 PM."

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The Blaze 🔥 @theblazecricket.bsky.social · 23h

Tammy has some news to share... 🥲 #FiredUp 🔥

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Mike @mikebirty.bsky.social · 23h

Neighbours are throwing away their inflatible banana. First sign that it's over for City?

A large inflatible banana behind some bins

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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 23h

Ah, but maybe he didn't read his mum's Cosmo like I used to (I read the Cossey article when I was about 8, and learned A LOT from Irma Kurtz's agony aunt column). But how he could grow up in the New Romantics era and not notice the gender fluidity is beyond me.

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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I felt a bit nostalgic about it tbh. Terry pointed out that all their placards were handmade, so I joked that they're clearly not funded by Soros.

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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Me: why no tram to Hopital Pasteur? The French:

It is a national day of action by Lycee students due to lack of teaching, school conditions etc. The students, flanked by the teaching union members and the dibble, are walking along tram route 1 in Nice.

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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

This reminds me of that woman who insisted she was married to the King or (Prince) Andrew.

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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Not that I recall. I'll keep a look out in Nice.

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Get Set Willy✌🏽 @dairycontrary.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Roses are red, An Englishman's home is his castle...

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026

awoke this morning with a Vision

that diagram showing the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile

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Steve Bullock @guitarmoog.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I used to do this with any new guitar so the other guitars didn’t get jealous of all the playing time and loving looks it got during the new guitar honeymoon period.

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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

A cynical person might ask, of course, why are "young men of fighting age" wearing hijabs? 🧐

Main on Sunday front page:

"As one of Kemi's top female frontbenchers calls them 'instruments of suppression...
UK HANDS OUT 1,000 HIJABS TO CHANNEL MIGRANTS"

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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

There was an episode of Doctor Who where spider things came out of watermelons.

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Ben Barclay @benbarclay.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Sanchez calls a general election for 29 November. His announcement is aimed very much at the left, emphasising equality, social justice, feminism, the environment, international development cooperation, as well as the relative strength of the economy.

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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Terry fell asleep during service at Notre Dame.

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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

What does it even think it is? There's no ballroom or anything underneath.

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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Patient Zero infecting the world via Paris tourism.

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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Paris has this monumental erection. I wonder what it is?

The Eiffel tower under grey skies with a lovely park in front.

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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

J'ai mal aux pieds. The service on the Eurostar was 5* (we went Plus).

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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Interrailing Travel Day 1: first time on Eurostar. Questionable queue management and e-gates, but comfortably on board.

The inside of London St Pancras as seen from coach 1 of the 11:31 Eurostar service to Paris Gare du Nord.

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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Pretty much. The toast bit is particularly good.

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Cricket Soph 🇺🇦 / 🔥🏆🏆🏆 @funsoph.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Anyone up for a counter-protest with giant banners of his gnarly ballsack? Ex-England cricket star Botham joins Dales wind farm protest - BBC News share.google/DL3hA66Z0wDr...

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Ex-England cricket star Botham joins Dales wind farm protest

Former England player Lord Botham opposes plans for 23 wind turbines near the Yorkshire Dales.

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