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Dan Waddell

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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Uh oh… www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Andy Burnham 'really concerned' if Man City owners sell up after rule breaches
The prime minister compares the allegations against Man City to the plight of his own club Everton.
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Been drafting a film treatment about a bunch of lairy London lads who go to the country to nick some diesel, get rumbled, it escalates into an international incident, in which the US prez and a phalanx of right-wing gobshites look ludicrous. Bit worried it’s too far-fetched tbh
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Looks like Oasis won’t be the only second division act to play at the Etihad next summer, eh lads?
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Spencer and his publishers have made a massive balls-up with the gym photos reference and will need to correct that. But it’s hard to see how Morgan can sue for damage to his reputation when he doesn’t have a reputation to defend.
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Doug is ONLINE @dasmunch.eurosky.social · 22/09/2026
The message I’ve taken from this is, hey, we really have got kids coming out of schools brighter than the rest, consistently top class in a wide range of subjects and ready to work, and then the great British businesses we pass them to will do absolutely nothing with them to avoid spending any money
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Phew
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is good www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/a...
theguardian.com
Brydon Carse incident points to a darker truth about life as a professional cricketer | The Secret Cricket Coach
Cricket is a brutal game – you are basically being judged all the time. It’s no wonder players seek out ways of coping
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Paul Duane 🥔 @paulduane.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Even the most hardbitten rock & roll animal wasn't immune to Dolly Parton's loving wisdom. She represented the best in us, kindness without being sappy, wiseass without being mean & always self-aware. "They ask me how long my hair takes to do but I don't know, I'm never there when it happens!" RIP.
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
RIP Dolly. Up there with the proper, proper greats youtu.be/D1TXnTjbf4A?...
youtu.be
Dolly Parton - The Bargain Store (Official Audio)
YouTube video by DollyPartonVEVO
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
There’s a scene in Endeavour that shows a group of university students blowing hunting horns as they chased a black guy down the street. That came to mind when I saw that Private Eye podcast clip about Jason Arday.
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Loads of things have gone to shit recently, but modern day Private Eye is up there with the shittest.
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The only real conclusion I would draw is maybe we should all think a bit more about how our culture uses the phone screen to separate us from the idea there are people on the other side. This is not a new observation. This is not something I’ve been particularly good at myself, either.
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The English media. Monstering people since, well, whenever
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Fuck me, they’ve exhumed Titania McGrath to write about Rod Liddle. Proper 2018 vibes
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
After playing league cricket for 40+ years, it’s amusing to see people are only now discovering it’s a hotbed of shithousery and skullduggery
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’m pleased we’ve got a shitty, niggly final to show the US what football is really like
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
On yer bike, shithouse
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Have to admit I missed the bit of his career when Robbie Williams became a Pauline Walnuts impersonator
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Col @bigshirtlesscol.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Should have been the final, this, because I bet tomorrow's game is an absolute carnival of shithousery.
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Football! #thefootball
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
England duffing up the footballing equivalent of a Gallic shrug with Thierry Ennui up front
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Well, this has been fucked up
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Lucas Digne 🚮
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Jesus, I’ve read some cobblers about the Daily Mail judgment today…
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
That Kane interview was fucking hilarious
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Sending an 18-year-old defender up to take a penalty has set the image of Aussie manhood back about 50 years
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Watching an England World Cup knock-out game at 1am on a Monday morning will be a new experience and I’m not sure we have a working strategy for it tbh
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Scott Innes @flyinginside.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Harry Kane dedicating the victory to Danny Murphy’s lost cat, Bob. Touch of class.
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Good substitution by Dr Congo. I like Fiston
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
What a fucking goal
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I bet Andy Moller nichten lichten those German pens
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Booo! #thefootballl
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Casemiro moved as quickly as I do there
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Fair play to New Zealand. They’ve been great. Nathan Smith in particular was fantastic. One word of advice lads, from someone who just spent two days in Nottingham this weekend - pick your pub to celebrate in wisely.
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Ffs this joyless arsehole is still arseholing on the fascist hellsite
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Are they retiring en masse? #thecricket
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Oh go on then. #TheCricket youtu.be/HrIew7-4isI?...
youtu.be
Sensational Stokes 135* Wins Match | The Ashes Day 4 Highlights | Third Specsavers Ashes Test 2019
YouTube video by England & Wales Cricket Board
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Just back from two days at Trent Bridge. Astonished to hear about Stokes. There were some rumours about regime change, but I thought that meant Rob Key was for the chop
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Maybe stop trying to play out from the back when you’re a bit shit at it?
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Haiti’s second goal is a proper #thunderbastatd
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
This is from Andrew Marr about why Starmer wasn’t up to the job. It’s been shared quite widely but I have some questions - is he saying you should actually turn up to an orgy naked?
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Scotland look a proper, proper alehouse side. McGinn’s nailed on to score an equaliser off his arse.
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
*spits tea out everywhere* www.bbc.co.uk/sport/cricke...
bbc.co.uk
Ben Stokes: Lord Botham criticises England captian for breaking team curfew and says there is no way to "justify" it
Lord Botham criticises England captain Ben Stokes for breaking a team curfew and says there is no way to "justify what happened".
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Tuchel clearly channelled his inner John Sitton at half time
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
We might have a few problems at the back, lads
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I think Croatia should me marking Kane at corners tbh
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Also works as a scorecard for pretty much every match England play
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Dan Waddell @danwaddell.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Weird for Williamson to do a Graeme Swann and retire mid series when his team is losing. But he was, as Ray Illingworth would say, a very, very fine player indeed
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Guardian Sport @sport.theguardian.com · 09/06/2026
Stokes shouldn’t lose his job for breaking curfew when ECB failings run so much deeper | Andy Bull
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Stokes shouldn’t lose his job for breaking curfew when ECB failings run so much deeper | Andy Bull
Midnight bedtime was entirely a public relations exercise to reconnect with fans – the same fans the ECB invites to one long piss-up at Lord’s The laws of cricket run to more than 200 pages. The International Cricket Council’s Test playing regulations fill another 125, the anti-doping code packs another 66, the code of conduct is 44 more, illegal bowling actions 37, kit and equipment 36. You’d be hard pressed to find one single rule anywhere among them as silly as the one we know Ben Stokes has just broken, which stipulates that players can’t stay out past midnight. And yes, that does include ICC clothing regulation 19.45, which says that the maximum size of the manufacturer’s label permitted on ankle of players’ socks is two square inches. So far as we know, the only thing Stokes has done wrong is break this self-imposed curfew. That may change. The investigation may reveal more details about his alleged involvement in an altercation involving a rugby player. But if there was one very clear lesson from the last time Stokes was involved in a situation such as this, at Embargo nightclub in 2017, it is that it’s worth waiting for the facts. But the drums have already started thumping. Dread phrases such as “hanging by a thread” and “hard to see how he can continue” were all over the press. Continue reading...
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