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call me Audrey, or Piffle | 🌊Water-type pokemon enthusiast!🌊 | ur local lazy le💤bian | blm | acab | free palestine 🇵🇸

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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 3h
free throw contest
a stylized 3d render of young link shooting a bomb like a basketball into the large spinning goron vase in ocarina of time.
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geesawra @geesawra.industries · 12h
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smolgrape | kinda hiatus @smolgrape.com · 31/03/2026
you should treat a trans person today
"stop using anti transgender language"

instead of "thank you", say "here is $20"
instead of "hey can you grab the door",  say "do you want me to send you money"
instead of "have a good day at work", say "here is $20" 
instead of "how was your day", say "have $20"
instead of "good morning", say "let me give you money"
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khulan! @khulan.bsky.social · 7h
"konichiwa mademoiselle"
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harley @3upmoon.bsky.social · 8h
sorry everyone
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MBeca @mbeca.bsky.social · 9h
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KooTheBird @koothebird.bsky.social · 7h
At this point Deadlock isn’t even a game to me, it’s just a vehicle to listen to kooky characters banter after Valve let the writers out of the basement for the first time in like 20 years
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 7h
Who people in gas masks sitting on a sidewalk in what appears to be a post apocalypse type setting 

Person 1: I miss the internet 
Person two hands them a piece of paper they just wrote on. It says "PS1 had like 90,000 RPGs and the N64 had maybe 2. Please Retweet 
Person 1: thank you

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✧𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 10h
fish are friends
Stop using anti-fish language
Instead of: this seems fishy
Try saying:
this seems like a situation in which we should consult the wisdom and grace of the European seabass, a species with which i would entrust my entire life and personal safety
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Penny @xenobladeus.bsky.social · 11h
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cynthia @vampire.cream.land · 11h
i genuinely felt a profound sadness in my heart when i had to beat this thing up
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 16h
Overheard between two elementary schoolers: "I've got Aura." "You can't even spell aura." "O! R! A! And I've got it."
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Aspect of the Black Dragonflight ✨🌌 @isilaithion.bsky.social · 15h
"shouldn't you write notes on the story you want to tell"
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jude paw picture diary 🥪 @judepaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is how it feels to introduce new OCs to your homies
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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 28/09/2026
You catch that big video essay last night?
coworkers deviously luring you over to the water cooler
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Maeca Art COMMISSIONS OPEN @maecaart.bsky.social · 15h
Metroid Ravenous
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nrcgray.bsky.social @nrcgray.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lady knight sketch:
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Sid Menon @beamsplashx.wethoughtaboutgames.com · 01/10/2024
if there's anything i've learned after 15 years in this goddamn city, it's that finding someone who isn't a scumbag or a liar is harder than finding a thimble, a clock, a hula hoop, an hourglass, a picture frame, a duvet cover, a cookie tin, a claw hammer, a basketball, a toothbr
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hazel @hazelshbbb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Elder Scrolls Items @tes-itemsbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sketchy Drink
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Ryan Cody - Available for work @ryancody.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was chatting with a student last week about some of the best ways to draw a thrown punch, then came across this tonight on a speed-read through old X-Men comics. Man, it doesn't get much better than Paul Smith/Bob Wiacek.
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 21h
I want a new Ace Attorney game so bad.
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 21h
An oft-overlooked detail in Who Framed Roger Rabbit is that Roger Rabbit is great at sex.
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 29/09/2026
Once you learn that not a single major US news outlet used the phrase "Hamas-ran health ministry" until after 10.17.23 you really start to see how pernicious this stuff is. Nobody really disputed that the GHM was accurate, even Israel admitted so, but that didn't matter. Anyway now it is spreading
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John-Charles Holmes @sonic9jct.jctholmes.com · 29/09/2026
girls night out 🥊🪑
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 15h
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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izzy @inkmothnexus.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
(tilting your chin up with my blade and continuing past the point that you can even see my face) hey check it out it says bad at swordfighting on the ceiling
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robo @dynamicrobo.bsky.social · 15h
this metroid is quite ravenous!
i wanted to give samus a puffy jacket
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maya butchpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 29/09/2026
paint pen writing on an electrical box that says “FAT WOMEN FOREVER”
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Fullmetal At Birth 🇵🇸🍉 @fullmetalatbirth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
lrp is simply a post of all time i cant believe its only been with us for less than a year
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Ringtail 🔞 @rllynotringtail.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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イリア 🌾 @omgktoetoo.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Meryl I feel you #trigun #millymeryl
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Emm Kaede🐶🍁 @emmkaede.moe · 28/09/2026
So turns out 2ship was not even made by the Harbour Masters, but by a third party, but the project had a hostile takeover by HM and they apparently banned the original devs from the HM server for opposing how HM was handling everything and AI. These people are genuinely awful jesus fucking christ.
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Majora'S Mask Skull Kid
Alt: Majora's Mask Skull Kid
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/09/2026
warning: do not go to the cinema and spend your hard earned money on the new avengers endgame screenings because you will have to watch avengers endgame for three hours
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Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
New word: CLICKWALL. (n) The opposite of clickbait. A headline so unappealing, promising so little reward even by the standards of these things, that it is physically impossible to tap the link to the article.
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ive evaluated ur post and it can be inferred your fucking mean
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Haze Arquebus @reapthegirlwind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
finally, bugfuck nowhere
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Ryan McDiarmid @ryanmcdiarmid.com · 28/09/2026
I try to hammer this home in the unfortunately many conversations I have with non-creative normies about the state of games, animation, etc. They have all been lead to think AI is replacing us, and it’s just not true. The money people have by and large just tossed us aside for a shiny new toy!
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 28/09/2026
thinking about the batman cum injection again
"Hey doc, this shot isn't gonna make me shoot out someone else's cum out of my dick, is it? See, I'm planning on having a child with my wife, and I don't want my dick shooting out someone else's cum. Like say, Batman's cum. That would not be something I'd want."
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Jason Prime @blazingwaters.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
See this is why I fuck with you Maractus youxre always real as fuck
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erykah badon't @yuzupool.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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J. C. Cantwell 🌻 @segfaultvicta.aludel.xyz · 27/09/2026
as someone who has been really critical of a lot of the initial breathless "teehee, weird sex" reportage, i really appreciate this thread for nailing the actual fucked up immoral thing that is happening; you CANNOT consent if your employment or job success are on the line
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Bailey @baileyfeesh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Probably the funniest thing I've said in Deadlock allchat
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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Gale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Walter White I am the one who knocks
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 27/09/2026
Can @tuyoki.bsky.social draw this sprite please
pluey putting object on very low table by kneading paws (object is not seen)
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Micah @rincewind.run · 27/09/2026
it’s bad, actually, that much of the industry is gatekept by people whose standard for hiring a woman is “are you a Cool Girl who is into weird men doing sex stuff at her all the time?”
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🇵🇸 Caleb 𓇼 ⋆。˚ 𓆝⋆。˚ 𓇼 🏳️‍⚧️ @littlestpersimmon.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Surprise Mongol Horde on your dashboard. Defend yourselves against my archers on horseback. If you can. 🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎
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