Reposted by 💀💋go away 🦫 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Do you wanna press our bones together 1235
Reposted by 💀💋Edward the Movie Buff 🎞🎬🎥📽 @midgetmoxie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Young Frankenstein (1974) Director: Mel Brooks 361721256
Reposted by 💀💋Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I’m beginning to think waking up and immediately reading the most insane things anyone has ever read is not exactly great for me 2095384546
Reposted by 💀💋Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I feel like I’m living In a dystopian novel written in 1993 that was rejected by dozens of publishers because it was incredibly stupid. 352117252246
Reposted by 💀💋Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE 343148153447
Reposted by 💀💋Horatio Pornviewer @stuntbirdarmy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Smoking on that shit that makes you Gary for the rest of your life 894838912
Reposted by 💀💋Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Out: Better things are possible In (laser eyes etc): Better things are inevitable 292980566
Reposted by 💀💋Nashies! YouTube Cooking Show 😺 @nashiez.bsky.social · 16/06/2026"So, if I use ChatGPT you think less of me?" Yep. Hope this helps. 61143175678
Reposted by 💀💋🏴☠️𝔓𝔦𝔯𝔞𝔱𝔢 𝔅𝔬𝔱 @piratebot.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Warmth. Being warm. Good food. Intercourse... Orgasms. Gotta finish with the good shit. 03812
Reposted by 💀💋go away 🦫 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I wasn’t born I was awoken by a primordial voice 1202
Reposted by 💀💋Sean T. Collins @seantcollins.com · 09/02/2026I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them 102248615813
Reposted by 💀💋Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Expect to see a lot of this classic Onion headline, from 23 years ago, over the coming weeks. 74162134110
Reposted by 💀💋God @thegodshow.com · 31/12/2025Happy New Year, humans. This year we take the fight to them. 1223847514
💀💋 @frankenfrick.bsky.social · 01/01/2026my wife is realizing that she married into a "clean the entire house and burn a fuckload of incense on new years eve" family 010
💀💋 @frankenfrick.bsky.social · 28/12/2025the friend holiday gift exchange has, predictably, devolved into a pajama party with half of the room screaming along while RENT plays on the tv 020
💀💋 @frankenfrick.bsky.social · 30/11/2025Friendsgiving > Thanksgiving bc wym I spent seven hours cooking and then walked everyone through the food spread and they clapped after 010
Reposted by 💀💋Ian Potter @ianzpotter.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate. 121177576869
Reposted by 💀💋Emily @emilyonhere.gay · 29/10/2025“what radicalized you” idk paying attention 96127034135
Reposted by 💀💋terror @weedlejuice.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Be honest would you guys rather an emerging from the mists wailing wife or a scurrying across the roof in the dark wife? 135810
💀💋 @frankenfrick.bsky.social · 20/10/2025a thirst for a dirty martini that can only be described as vampiric 000
Reposted by 💀💋Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 13/10/2025You can't logic your way out of being burnt out. Unless you're me. Who should be able to do it and it's a personal failing that I can't 5178022610
💀💋 @frankenfrick.bsky.social · 07/10/2025"I love these fashion moves that you're making" "taking off my jeans?" "yeah" 000
Reposted by 💀💋balenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 13/09/2025guys lets groove tonight 2212
Reposted by 💀💋Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/09/2025What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart 42590281252
Reposted by 💀💋Felicity Hannah @felicityhannah.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Just a bit tired of the timeline, lads 5611
💀💋 @frankenfrick.bsky.social · 15/08/2025traded some hand-churned cinnamon/honey butter that my fiancée made for some sauce that our friend brought back from Romania. my life has become a series of increasingly adorable side quests. 120
Reposted by 💀💋Jack Grimes @jackapedia.design · 09/08/2025People love posting about "recession indicators" but I just found a loose Silly Band so now I am truly worried that 2009 is back 17910
💀💋 @frankenfrick.bsky.social · 04/08/2025"sorry about this bard-ass music I got playing" "well, you ARE a bard in certain circles" 000
💀💋 @frankenfrick.bsky.social · 03/08/2025"it was a strip club on one side and a Chuck E. Cheese on the other. it was great." 010
Reposted by 💀💋the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 01/08/2025Things We Gained in the Fire 1831223
Reposted by 💀💋Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 24/07/2025All glitter is edible if you're not a little bitch 1223155
💀💋 @frankenfrick.bsky.social · 21/07/2025my competitive-ass fiancée keeps trying to find the Best Spot on the lawn at this concert and I'm like two edibles and two tallboys deep like "sure babe 🤘💀" 130
