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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 18h
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller October 06,1944
P1- SLUGGO SEES NANCY STANDING ON THE CORNER AND SHE IS HOLDING A STICK UP IN THE AIR
SLUGGO: WHATCHA DOIN’ NANCY?
NANCY:I JUST FINISHED ANOTHER PAINTING 
P2- NANCY: AND I WANT TO GET A GOOD PRICE FOR IT
P3-SLUGGO SEES THAT NANCY HAS HOOKED HER PAINTING WITH A PIECE OF STRING AND IS HOLDING IT INSIDE THE WINDOW OF THE MUSEUM OF ART
NANCY : NOW I CAN TELL PEOPLE THAT IT ONCE HUNG IN THE MUSEUM
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IVE PLAYED THESE MINDGAMES BEFORE @dedusmulntxt.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
straight up frankin my sinatra
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 22h
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A series of comments that read "what kind of school are you going to?" 

"It's a Jewish high school in which he Shapiro is a close friend to many of the rabbis. So onc3 a year he comes in and gives a speech to us" 

"Annual Ben Shapiro speeches... 

Have not the Jews suffered enough?"
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 15h
Jeremy Herbert
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[George Lucas, driving away from Taco Bell]
Beenba Rito
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Foolish Samwise @foolishsamwise.bsky.social · 6h
You by no means “gotta hand it to him” but at least it’s a cool, movie-style crime instead of all the boring crimes we’ve been getting lately.
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 7h
Losing to the USMNT has got to be extra humiliating because you've got to listen to us do the worst fucking chants you've ever heard the whole time
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13h
ChatGP-TPain
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Dolphin Pilot @theamitie.bsky.social · 6h
Mfw people are talking about things that aren’t sports
A bad photoshop of Jimmy Fallon spitting out water with a caption above his head that reads “that’s not sports”
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SubRosa )✿( Magick (chat to book a reading) @subrosamagick.bsky.social · 8h
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13h
It’s so funny to call the Transformers franchise cult movies. Just an offbeat little weird thing people are into, 300 million dollar Michael Bay movies.
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 13h
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 14h
Hank Hill looking at an iMac
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8 Matts in a Duffel Bag @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 9h
this man is about to arrange the fuck outta the horn section for a Steely Dan track
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 8h
we gotta go back
F-ZERO GX for gamecube
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 11h
NBA Reminds Rookies Not To Blow First Paycheck On Big-Ass Snake theonion.com/nba-reminds-...
NBA Reminds Rookies Not To Blow First Paycheck On Big-Ass Snake
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 9h
What a moment for Mauricio Dubón!
Mauricio Dubón robs a home run from Freddie Freeman during NLDS Game 3.
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 15h
This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...
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Dungeons & Dragons and Studio X Join United Wizards of the Coast - CWA
Today, October 6, 2026, the designers, artists, writers, producers, and workers behind Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Duel Masters, D&D Beyond, and countless other games are uniting in soli...
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Respawn was cooking when they came up with the concept of the “Data Knife”, the knife that you stab into things to hack them.
A knife that’s like a big usb key and a joystick
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17h
derrick turnbow [tossing baseball]: "mlb teams." erick aybar [swinging bat]: "mlb transactions." lyle mouton [pounding mitt]: "mlb rule book." me [pointing at camera]: "do YOU mlb? visit mlb to learn more." [title card: "Major League MLB"] brooks conrad: "hey – who let the youtuber in here???"
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Foolish Samwise @foolishsamwise.bsky.social · 18h
Was super excited for the new Star Wars racing game… But no wheel support, no HOTAS support, and no VR support? That just screams “this game isn’t fully featured” imo Bit annoying. Gonna skip it for now.
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The Shire-Reckoning @shire-reckoning.bsky.social · 19h
While Sam and Pippin watch the pony, Strider and the other two hobbits climb Weathertop. Frodo and Merry see the Misty Mountains for the first time, away on the eastern horizon. They find the grass scorched in the old ruin of Amon Sûl. Strider finds a fresh “G”-rune on a stone.
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Foolish Samwise @foolishsamwise.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Having a real “damn, I guess the old man was right” moment ngl Needed a new electric razor. Finally decided to switch to the same model my dad uses. Holy shit this is incredible.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
and there's jon, first-year coach of the saints. he's lobbying the refs, let's see if we can lip-read what he's saying ... it ... it looks like "they practiced that." it seems he's accusing his opponent of practicing their plays beforehand. team practice is allowed by rule, but oh boy. he is furious
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I really love a good heel, and Pac was one of the very best. This was shortly after Mexico had been knocked out of the World Cup by England
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Mal-coal miner's ghost @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
image of the pro wrestler Thekla, a perfect chaos goblin who has never done anything wrong to anyone ever in her entire life, with a speech bubble edited in to look like she's saying the below quote post
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gina Hinojosa seems to be doing well, but if she really wants to win she should promise to publicly execute Jerry Jones. Easy W.
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Pokémon [Twitter/X Mirror] @pokemonx.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is your sign to shoot your shot:
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 05/10/2026
Manfred is here with all his friends
Manfred standing alone with empty seats in his VIP box
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CRAAAAAAAIG 🎃💀👻 @craiging619.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One for Champions League fans:
Michael Keshani @MichaelKeshani tweets in 2022:
“Pep: dossiers on why if you catch Carvajal off balance in the 73rd minute by running at him from 106 and 124 degrees, you can create an overload that with three extra passes could lead to being just one cutback from a 0.6xG chance”
Mr. Ancelotti:”
They then quote-tweet MR.BREAD @dril from 2015:
“all young men Must be fitted for a good Italian suit, ideally by age 4. i will not fucking apologize or back down from this”
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Skeletons, But Swole @untimelygamer.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Rome in 410 CE
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Foolish Samwise @foolishsamwise.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love that Austin had a pizza place that’s just like… Some guys who *really* like Conan The Barbarian and Heavy Metal Magazine and Boris Vallejo opened a pizza place almost 50 years ago and it’s still going. It fucking rules.
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The local supermarket is having a sweepstake contest and First prize is 2 Tampa Bay Buccaneer tickets. Second prize is 4 tickets and Third prize is 8 tickets.
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Foolish Samwise @foolishsamwise.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This man is never gonna pay for a bagel again in his life
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🔄️ Rotating Cars 🚗 @rotatingcars.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🔁🎉Thank you for two thousand followers! 🍾🚗
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quagsire posting !! @no-1quagsirefan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
image of a file labelled “important photo.” the important photo is a quagsire sprite.
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Foolish Samwise @foolishsamwise.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sometimes I forget just how much of a Hyper-Elitiest Mega-Sicko Sports Enjoyer I really am, and then I see glimpses of the *F1 Discourse* and it’s like… no, my sense of superiority is very much deserved. 2023 was a great season, fuck you. The RB19 was a beautiful work of art.
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Gespenst MK-VII @callgespenst.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tweet from @topherflorence

peanuts is a cool comic cause the babies are always unsupervised in a dirt field saying stuff like "suffering is the cantaloupe in the fruit salad of life" and then the dog does a skateboard trick
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The two quotes from Becky who finished with "dissect that however you want"
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SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A NEW FIGHTER HAS ENTERED THE ARENA
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Gang of eight sperm whales sink yacht after ramming boat in South Pacific
Crew described terrifying encounter as they were woken up by “loud thud” as the 52ft vessel was struck
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it ought to be interesting to find out who will win nfl games
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Hazel Southwell @hazelsouthwell.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How to improve F1: drivers I like stop having a bad time, drivers I don't like start having a bad time
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Foolish Samwise @foolishsamwise.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
See if you find yourself thinking “I wish there was more time in the day, I just want to sleep for 40 hours in a row” you might be depressed and if you find yourself thinking “I wish there was more time in the day, I just want to work on projects for 40 hours in a row” you might be manic
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
god grant me the dexterity to dodge the attacks I cannot guard; the timing to perfect parry the attacks I can; and the wisdom to know the difference
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Foolish Samwise @foolishsamwise.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s absurd how tight the Kracie Cup is after 5 matchweeks 3-0-0-2 and we’re 7th lol But hey, a win’s a win :) #WeAreCerezo
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Foolish Samwise @foolishsamwise.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s good to be back youtu.be/0aVMouDqGTc
youtu.be
Dutch & Austrian National Anthem
YouTube video by Iceman Gaming
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Rory Mitchell @rorymitchellf1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I vote we have the #BahrainGP in Malaysia every year. #F1
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Foolish Samwise @foolishsamwise.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What a crazy, crazy race.
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🔄️ Rotating Cars 🚗 @rotatingcars.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🛸 Ben Quadinaros - BT310 Quadra 💿Star Wars Racer Revenge 🎮PlayStation 2🗓️ 2002
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