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Yes I actually have a baseball as head, no Mr Met isn't my father. european* mets fan** (*, **: derogatory)

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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 3h
29 C totally snuck up on me
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 5h
rough, delta already has filed a flight for the phillies back home; scheduled for before game 3 would even start
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 6h
So that one ad everyone is hating is basically 2026 dilly dilly? I haven't seen it, and I got close to looking for it, but remain strong. Probably gonna see it in February anyway.
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 16h
wtf is boone doing lol
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 16h
Onion dipshits but for a mount visit.
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 16h
Should of kept tolle in
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 18h
joe girardi never heard of a joke
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 18h
two games in this is trending towards a miserable one (complementary)
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 19h
Don Draper saying “that’s what the Buzzballz is for!”
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 18h
watching "peecack" apparently
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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 20h
A replay review to see where someone is standing. This is for the sickos.
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 21h
there's your fucking santa maria
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RANDOPLANE @randoplane.bsky.social · 21h
A Boeing 727-221(Adv), operated by Pan Am, at Orlando Int'l Airport (USA), on Saturday, June 1, 1991. Photo by Paul Denton on JetPhotos: www.jetphotos.com/photo/10929528.
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 22h
Sickos comic "If Atlanta play defense" baseball on the tv.
Familiy fearful on the couch, atlanta mascot also there. Sicko himself in the window but shirt says PHL
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 22h
kruk, what
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 23h
tried to keep score, and have been debugging my printer for an hour instead
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 23h
everyone tuned into the big game?
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 29/09/2026
phantastic stroke — Joey Votto
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 29/09/2026
much improved picture there.
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jaker @jaker.fightins.online · 29/09/2026
time to die
SAID
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 29/09/2026
luv da met(eor)s!
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 29/09/2026
No Time, Like October
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 29/09/2026
oh fuck yeah youtube finally recommends me some freaks again
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Craig Robinson @flipflopflying.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
For my own idiot brain, I needed to isolate the stitched parts of MLB caps with insignias that have interlocking letters.
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 29/09/2026
inb4 klopp is klopping again
Onion De Blasio Meme. But the Photo is Joachim Löw and the Title says "Löw: ‘Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Bundestrainer That Doesn’t Suck Scheiße, Na?’"
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dr peppermint patty @jessespector.com · 28/09/2026
go birds and this week, go phils
mets/phillies fuck atlanta handshake
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Friends, we have arrived at the promised land
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 28/09/2026
Congrats to the Seattle Mariners for their dominant win of the first annual MLB Frequent Flyer Trophy.
bar chart of time spend in the air since first game of the season by team. Every team flight of the regular season is it's own little box with label of destination.
Seattle on top, west coats teams generally around 90 hours.
It follows a list of teams and the hours flying:
SEA 106, ATH 102, SFG 101, LAA 96, SDP 95, LAD 95, HOU 92, BOS 90, MIA 87, NYM 87, COL 85, ARI 84, TOR 76, ATL 75, TEX 74, MIN 73, TBR 73, CHC 70, CHW 69, NYY 69, CIN 69, PHI 68, WSH 68, CLE 68, KCR 67, DET 67, BAL 66, MIL 65, STL 64, PIT 63
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 28/09/2026
ah I think it was right after all, never mind.
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 28/09/2026
too balanced, they should have one super-booth and some pure shit ones.
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 27/09/2026
funniest bit is Tumpane saying "the umpire" instead of "I".
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 27/09/2026
alright, go fuck em up.
sickos guy wearing a mets hat and a phillies hat over that
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 27/09/2026
I'm scared.
max scherzer approaching the dugout camera
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 27/09/2026
Ronny Rockets does it again!
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Da Lord SKEET Rocka @iamgregordeee.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
These Bills uniforms -
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 27/09/2026
my crank opinion is that there should be a week between the end of the regular season and the start of the wild card. Also cut like a dozen regular season games.
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 27/09/2026
now it all makes sense
Mets dugout in Cleveland, Semien has a (clearly photoshopped in) ear trumpet
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 27/09/2026
The Mets called the Guardians after their August series and suggested they adjust their PitchCom decibel levels, per Zack Meisel. The Mets swept the Guardians in that series...
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Detroit Tigers put this out specifically to target me
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 27/09/2026
it would be very mets to get the 6th best odds and then 1-6 were won by teams w/ better records so that they end up with the 12th pick which would be bumped down to after 3 of the 4 WC losers.
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 27/09/2026
Snakes lost?!
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 27/09/2026
new Max 10 delay? shocked!!!
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Nicholas Offerman @goodklown.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Donny baseball
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Absolute worst-case scenario: John Smoltz says something absolutely insane 4 minutes into the game and Junior Caminero immediately proves him right.
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 27/09/2026
Smoltz?! It's like they're actively trying to push Phillies fans into self harm.
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 26/09/2026
watching the baseball
Toronto game feed with Keys at the plate, but it's just the green channel with lots of noise
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 26/09/2026
Justin extends the lead to 5
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 26/09/2026
everyone when I show up somewhere
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 26/09/2026
I'm sorry. what?. Is this the 1980s?!
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ben @ben.tootblan.com · 26/09/2026
Keith alive.
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