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Malcolm

@themalcolmtent.bsky.social
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Emotionally, spiritually, ethically three raccoons in an overcoat (he/him) Game designer @ Hardsuit Labs, opinions my own (especially the bad ones). Ex BioWare, BBI, Coalition, Rockstar, Radical, and more

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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
deckbuilding is 25% card selection, 80% thinking up funny deck names and tags
screen cap of a magic the gathering deck list header from moxfield.  the deck is called "I support Women's Wrongs" and has the description "evil women, zombies, and a couple tormented twinks. the perfect friday night"
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
por que no los dos
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Old Sam @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if you liked the thread about “everyone on the bus has realized the driver is going the wrong way,” you will love “hundreds of confused Portlanders ditched by crew and stranded in Iceland” I have to go to bed but I need to know if Sarah makes it to her flight!!!
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
nonagesimus activities
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Oh my god, it's Alex Mercer
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
picture of Don Coreleone from The Godfather saying "look how they massacred my boy" but the text has been crudely edited to say "look how they unmassacred my massacre girl"
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
...smash
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Every Sphinx Ambassador player is losing their mind right now
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
who needs cardio when you can just have close encounters with a bear on a narrow trail walking to get your kids from school #justpnwthings
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I asked my children to tidy and they have been alternating between screaming at each other over anime ships and literally fist fighting. There have been multiple superficial injuries reported to me in dire terms. Alliances shift constantly.
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Darby Allin you get down from there this instant
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I decided to play my bracket 2 Eowyn deck against an optimized Helga deck. AMA
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
this looks really good (and also I'd watch Josh Hartnett read a phone book) but the idea of major tv miniseries being set in Newfoundland and not featuring Allan Hawco is mildly hilarious www.youtube.com/watch?v=U57C...
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BELOW | Official Trailer | Netflix
YouTube video by Netflix
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
why are you BLUE
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
There's no crying in Zero Company
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The real regional test shown by this quiz is that it treats different areas of Ontario as separate distinct entities and completely omits the territories :|
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Random music recommendation bc I heard a new thing I like and now everyone has to hear about it. This whole album is heckin' fire, but I think this track was written for me, specifically. It's so good. youtu.be/AeH_TkPCOYg?...
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Czarface Meets Frankie Pulitzer - "Grim Visaged War"
YouTube video by CZARFACE
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
So fun Zero Company fact: when Beskar Mode says it's game over forever if you fail a "critical mission" apparently that includes, like, ~every~ mission. So if you mess up a rando side job your save file gets nuked. Still love the game but that was a spicy surprise ten hours in
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
The Marvel Doomsday poster but it says "I'm gunna sing The Doom Song now! Doom doom doo doom doom, DOOMY-DOOMY-DOOM, doom do do DOOM, Do do DOOM, doomy-doomy-doomy, Doom doom doom
THE END"
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Zero Company has The Juice There's a lot of great stuff in it, but as a big squad tactics game fan one thing I really love is the way your squaddies and the enemies exchange fire while you're planning moves. Huge flavour win, makes a turn-based game feel way more alive
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
There's a lot of iconic Tim Curry performances but one of my favourites has always been Poet Man from the famously Completely Normal show Lexx. No scenery left unchewed <3 www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY5h...
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Poet Man
YouTube video by ExxPoet
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Both Dolly Parton and Tim Curry had such a genuine enthusiasm for performing that it was impossible not to love them for it, there were things more highly and lowly regarded in their bodies of work but both of them threw themselves into everything because it was pure joy for them and that rules
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
building a new deck, totally normal, don't worry about it
edited version of the skinner "am I out of touch" meme with Skinner replaced by the MTG card Fynn the Fangbearer, a famously fair and balanced card that has never produced salt ever [citation needed]

top text: am I becoming the problem?
bottom text: no it's the combo players who are wrong.
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
First person to start selling 2018 design alters is gonna make bank (possibly from me)
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I guess we doing Borgias again
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Ju Li Khaw @juleshortstuff.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
"Why didn't they just add _____?" Is never simple in gamedev. Everyone's shit is touching everyone else's. Adding something small affects 3 probably overloaded downstream teams or breaks a carefully balanced thing. Also if you a player think it, someone on the team already asked and was told no.
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Invader Zim I Have A Mighty Need
Alt: Invader Zim I Have A Mighty Need
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The katsu curry from the Japanese restaurant next to Rockstar Vancouver. I've had great katsu curry at other places since, but none hit quite like that "I've been at work for 10 hours and have three hours to go and this is the perfect mix of carbs and protein and salt" meal.
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I know this isn't the central point but the idea that Brandon Sanderson is writing for and read by primarily men is hilariously dumb. Also I'm pretty sure "that's a Limbus Company reference" is the closest most men will ever get to actually "gravitating towards" Crime and Punishment.
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
why does this look like the diagram from every "I've solved encounter tables" OSR blog post ever
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Keano Raubun @keano.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
put more slutty men in your video games
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Gonna change my username to Jurgen the way that meltagun is calling my name
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HELLDIVERS™ 2 x Warhammer 40,000 Legendary Warbond
YouTube video by HELLDIVERS™ 2
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
the scene that plays in my head every time I play Helldivers with randoms (affectionate)
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We're All Gonna Die Together - War Scene
Alt: clip from Kong Skull Island, of John C Reilly saying "we're all gonna die together out here. You're a good a good group of boys to die with"
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A dynamic image of an indie wrestling match, taken as a wrestler is being powerbombed through a flat screen TV resting across two chairs. Which is both extremely awesome and a first for me.
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
what are the odds Rahul Kohli is literally kicking in Flanagan's door right now
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I can't believe they made my children into a Magic card
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dr. hazel 🕯️ @hazelmonforton.com · 19/07/2026
the jibonacci sequence
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Rachel Chatrooms @crabitha.slutmo.de · 17/07/2026
🚨🚨ALERT ALERT WE HAVE BABY JIMOTHY🚨🚨 🚨🚨I REPEAT WE HAVE BABY JIMOTHY🚨🚨
baby jimothybaby jimothy
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
biiiiig stretch
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Tinybones foreverrrr
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
So if promotion counters are set mechanic and not a one-off for Mariner... is the Harry Kim card gonna have "protection from promotion counters" on it? Or like, "sacrifice this creature if it ever has a promotion counter on it"?
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Cliff Pervocracy @pervocracy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the makers of Jurassic Park planned the big T.rex scene by first shooting it in claymation and look how much love Phil Tippet put into this youtu.be/c1IaR4RCZ2I?... (caution: flickering/flashing lights)
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T-Rex Go-Motion - COMPLETE VERSION - with sound - Jurassic Park
YouTube video by JurassicParkLegend
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I would never do this (I do this constantly)
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
the only thing about these cards that I don't like is that they don't have Partner xD
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Brian A @bjaudette.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
If anyone is looking for a Game Designer with nearly 30 years of experience in Level Design and nearly half that time as a Lead ... hit me up.
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
It sure is by the end, anyways
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Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
if anybody needs me I'll be lying on the floor with whiskey and ice cream contemplating the horrors of writing cover letters again
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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