Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026deckbuilding is 25% card selection, 80% thinking up funny deck names and tags 1110
Reposted by MalcolmClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 23/09/2026if you liked the thread about “everyone on the bus has realized the driver is going the wrong way,” you will love “hundreds of confused Portlanders ditched by crew and stranded in Iceland” I have to go to bed but I need to know if Sarah makes it to her flight!!! 2737183
Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Every Sphinx Ambassador player is losing their mind right now 020
Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 15/09/2026who needs cardio when you can just have close encounters with a bear on a narrow trail walking to get your kids from school #justpnwthings 190
Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I asked my children to tidy and they have been alternating between screaming at each other over anime ships and literally fist fighting. There have been multiple superficial injuries reported to me in dire terms. Alliances shift constantly. 170
Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I decided to play my bracket 2 Eowyn deck against an optimized Helga deck. AMA 110
Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 12/09/2026this looks really good (and also I'd watch Josh Hartnett read a phone book) but the idea of major tv miniseries being set in Newfoundland and not featuring Allan Hawco is mildly hilarious www.youtube.com/watch?v=U57C...youtube.comBELOW | Official Trailer | NetflixYouTube video by Netflix 280
Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The real regional test shown by this quiz is that it treats different areas of Ontario as separate distinct entities and completely omits the territories :| 120
Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Random music recommendation bc I heard a new thing I like and now everyone has to hear about it. This whole album is heckin' fire, but I think this track was written for me, specifically. It's so good. youtu.be/AeH_TkPCOYg?...youtu.beCzarface Meets Frankie Pulitzer - "Grim Visaged War"YouTube video by CZARFACE 010
Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 29/08/2026So fun Zero Company fact: when Beskar Mode says it's game over forever if you fail a "critical mission" apparently that includes, like, ~every~ mission. So if you mess up a rando side job your save file gets nuked. Still love the game but that was a spicy surprise ten hours in 070
Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Zero Company has The Juice There's a lot of great stuff in it, but as a big squad tactics game fan one thing I really love is the way your squaddies and the enemies exchange fire while you're planning moves. Huge flavour win, makes a turn-based game feel way more alive 140
Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 26/08/2026There's a lot of iconic Tim Curry performances but one of my favourites has always been Poet Man from the famously Completely Normal show Lexx. No scenery left unchewed <3 www.youtube.com/watch?v=HY5h...youtube.comPoet ManYouTube video by ExxPoet 011
Reposted by MalcolmBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Both Dolly Parton and Tim Curry had such a genuine enthusiasm for performing that it was impossible not to love them for it, there were things more highly and lowly regarded in their bodies of work but both of them threw themselves into everything because it was pure joy for them and that rules 2054211212
Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 25/08/2026building a new deck, totally normal, don't worry about it 170
Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 24/08/2026First person to start selling 2018 design alters is gonna make bank (possibly from me) 220
Reposted by MalcolmJu Li Khaw @juleshortstuff.bsky.social · 14/08/2026"Why didn't they just add _____?" Is never simple in gamedev. Everyone's shit is touching everyone else's. Adding something small affects 3 probably overloaded downstream teams or breaks a carefully balanced thing. Also if you a player think it, someone on the team already asked and was told no. 59119
Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 10/08/2026static.klipy.comInvader Zim I Have A Mighty NeedAlt: Invader Zim I Have A Mighty Need 061
Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 10/08/2026The katsu curry from the Japanese restaurant next to Rockstar Vancouver. I've had great katsu curry at other places since, but none hit quite like that "I've been at work for 10 hours and have three hours to go and this is the perfect mix of carbs and protein and salt" meal. 180
Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I know this isn't the central point but the idea that Brandon Sanderson is writing for and read by primarily men is hilariously dumb. Also I'm pretty sure "that's a Limbus Company reference" is the closest most men will ever get to actually "gravitating towards" Crime and Punishment. 040
Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 07/08/2026why does this look like the diagram from every "I've solved encounter tables" OSR blog post ever 370
Reposted by MalcolmKeano Raubun @keano.bsky.social · 31/07/2026put more slutty men in your video games 14720
Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Gonna change my username to Jurgen the way that meltagun is calling my nameyoutube.comHELLDIVERS™ 2 x Warhammer 40,000 Legendary WarbondYouTube video by HELLDIVERS™ 2 000
Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 29/07/2026the scene that plays in my head every time I play Helldivers with randoms (affectionate)static.klipy.comWe're All Gonna Die Together - War SceneAlt: clip from Kong Skull Island, of John C Reilly saying "we're all gonna die together out here. You're a good a good group of boys to die with" 070
Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 28/07/2026what are the odds Rahul Kohli is literally kicking in Flanagan's door right now 2181
Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I can't believe they made my children into a Magic card 070
Reposted by MalcolmRachel Chatrooms @crabitha.slutmo.de · 17/07/2026🚨🚨ALERT ALERT WE HAVE BABY JIMOTHY🚨🚨 🚨🚨I REPEAT WE HAVE BABY JIMOTHY🚨🚨 151645308
Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 17/07/2026So if promotion counters are set mechanic and not a one-off for Mariner... is the Harry Kim card gonna have "protection from promotion counters" on it? Or like, "sacrifice this creature if it ever has a promotion counter on it"? 150
Reposted by MalcolmCliff Pervocracy @pervocracy.bsky.social · 15/07/2026the makers of Jurassic Park planned the big T.rex scene by first shooting it in claymation and look how much love Phil Tippet put into this youtu.be/c1IaR4RCZ2I?... (caution: flickering/flashing lights)youtu.beT-Rex Go-Motion - COMPLETE VERSION - with sound - Jurassic ParkYouTube video by JurassicParkLegend 63214
Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 14/07/2026the only thing about these cards that I don't like is that they don't have Partner xD 250
Reposted by MalcolmBrian A @bjaudette.bsky.social · 09/03/2026If anyone is looking for a Game Designer with nearly 30 years of experience in Level Design and nearly half that time as a Lead ... hit me up. 73523
Malcolm @themalcolmtent.bsky.social · 25/02/2026if anybody needs me I'll be lying on the floor with whiskey and ice cream contemplating the horrors of writing cover letters again 20713