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Expensive Crunchy Nut

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Expensive Crunchy Nut @flossisboss.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
face I'm submitting for my bluesky verification
A very sunburnt Father Dougal McGuire standing in front of the leaning tower of Pisa.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
sorry for not being clairvoyant about the nazi tattoo blackwater merc guy. there was simply no way to know about the nazi tattoo blackwater merc guy
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Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal
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🇨🇴Malpensada🎶 @malpensada.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Como cuando vas en Transmilenio.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 12/06/2026
a little on the nose for capitalism that the world’s first trillionaire is a nazi conman
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Rob Palk @robpalk.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Most of the letters: "Even as an avid reader, I was dismayed to see your list featured Ulysses & Proust which only pointyheaded wankers & poofs pretend to read. Couldn't the Guardian have given the Best Novel prize to something everyone enjoys, like a nice pint or a packet of cheese & onion crisps"
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 28/04/2026
as a kid growing up in the 2000s i remember *only* knowing michael jackson as, like, the scary looking pedophile who was on TV all the time for pedophile stuff. then he died and all of a sudden his music was the only stuff played at functions all summer. even at 11 i remember being confused by that
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MJ Electriz @mjelectriz.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Primero de mayo. Toca recordar: Los derechos laborales son como las vacunas, si renuncias a ellos pones en riesgo la inmunidad de grupo.
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Isabel J. Kim @isabel.kim · 02/04/2026
[throws my hat in the AI discourse ring] i think fundamentally the psychological meta girding AI use is that people LOVE to fool others but HATE to be fooled, and people LOVE to not pay for things but HATE to be the one not paid, and people LOVE to steal and HATE to be stolen from.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Afroman disproves the famous F. Scott Fitzgerald adage “there are no second acts in American lives”.
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Expensive Crunchy Nut @flossisboss.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
The strait of Hormuz is open for transit.
Homer Simpson staring down a rocky, dangerous river.
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Ben Kuchera @benkuchera.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
A man at an award show yells a slur. You are woke. He has Tourettes.
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a man in a hospital gown is sitting in front of a wall with the word rp written on it
ALT: a man in a hospital gown is sitting in front of a wall with the word rp written on it
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Seen an ambulance pulling up to the hospital..i hope the doctors are ok
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Ah, the hopeful joy of wearing a new shirt, and the quiet fear that it changes nothing
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lurker movie guy @cbennett89.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Some of my earliest classic film and literature education can be found in this book. A crucial text.
The Simpsons: A Complete Guide to Our Favourite Family
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Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
current state of the american-european relationship
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 12/06/2024
21 years ago Joe had a simple question
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Expensive Crunchy Nut @flossisboss.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
This is very problematic. Have you considered some of them are just trying to pay for college?
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Will Sloan @willsloanesq.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
There has been a huge push in the last few years towards the normalization of extrajudicial killing — from Palestine to the United States and beyond. The directive comes from the very top of society and it is being dutifully disseminated by the media.
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Expensive Crunchy Nut @flossisboss.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Nothing beats a good epigraph.
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Expensive Crunchy Nut @flossisboss.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Picture of the staff who operate my account.
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
fwiw it’s been about six weeks since Trump pardoned the former president of Honduras who had been convicted of trafficking drugs into the US
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Howard Eissenstat @heissenstat.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
There is much that is "unprecedented" about the Trump Administration. I'm not convinced the attack on Venezuela is, however. It strikes me as awful in a way that has plenty of precedents in U.S. history.
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Bukuku @bukuku.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Mi propósito para 2026 es que dejemos de contabilizar todo lo que hacemos en nuestros ratos de ocio (música que escuchamos, libros que leemos, kilómetros que hemos corrido) como si al final del año tuviéramos que redactar un informe de productividad para un jefe de mierda.
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Will Sloan @willsloanesq.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
It seems Andrew Cuomo was unable to capitalize on the coveted Woody Allen endorsement.
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Expensive Crunchy Nut @flossisboss.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
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John C @badsocialism.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
YA is inherently bad for media literacy and literary culture because while it's meant to be the scaffolding between childhood books and adult books it offers all the appeal and benefits of "adult" literature without the sophistication or, crucially, the challenge
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carly rae shakespeare @kayromantic.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
If I had been forced as a pre-teen and teen to only read YA, I would have stopped reading for pleasure.
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Expensive Crunchy Nut @flossisboss.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
People who say they don't like The Catcher in the Rye because Holden is annoying are usually boring, lacking in empathy, or both.
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Expensive Crunchy Nut @flossisboss.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
A lot of readers and critics in the English speaking world read García Márquez's novels as though they were set in some hodge-podge Latin fantasy land, rather than being very much rooted in the history and culture of Colombia's Carribbean coast.
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Expensive Crunchy Nut @flossisboss.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Han Kang won the Nobel because they wanted to coast on the current global obsession with Korean culture.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
I do: don’t use it
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Expensive Crunchy Nut @flossisboss.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Me continuing to post on BlueSky despite the alleged death of BlueSky
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Expensive Crunchy Nut @flossisboss.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
People in the country with the world's strongest military, as well as a highly militarised culture, somehow think this is "Un American."
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Expensive Crunchy Nut @flossisboss.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Thank you Google AI for this absolute nonsense.
Google AI result that suggests "three seashells" is a phrase banned in the movie Demolition Man.
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Expensive Crunchy Nut @flossisboss.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
They gave them to Belfast catholics and protestants in the same episode.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
It’s a difficult time for young men, growing up in a culture that no longer provides them with strong role models like Robert Wadlow, the fat biker twins, or the Indian guy with the long fingernails
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Expensive Crunchy Nut @flossisboss.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Movie you've watched more than six times using gifs. ("Hard mode" no Star Wars, Star Trek, or LOTR)
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a man wearing a gray jacket with a chain around his waist is standing in front of a house .
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Expensive Crunchy Nut @flossisboss.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
me in the 2nd national security group chat
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Expensive Crunchy Nut @flossisboss.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I remember when it was "blood libel" to even suggest Israel might have bombed a hospital.
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Jake @tonymagoni.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
“lawyers” always want you to think that they know how the law works better than some dude I watched on YouTube who already agrees with me
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28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
🚨 YEATS: TURNING AND TURNING OF THE WIDENING GYRE EXPECTED TO COINCIDE WITH THE FALCON NOT BEING ABLE TO HEAR THE FALCONER, CENTRE NOT EXPECTED TO HOLD
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Same picture with chyron that says, "Elderly Man Left to Die in Hot Van."
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
they just threw his ass into the phantom zone
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Expensive Crunchy Nut @flossisboss.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
These tariffs were designed in consultation with my council of economic advisors.
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Denny Horror @dennyhorror.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
“¡Estados Unidos se va a arrepentir!” gritan sacando pecho presidentes de países plagados de bases militares de Estados Unidos.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Looks like the logo for “Frasier” lol
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Expensive Crunchy Nut @flossisboss.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
me in the national security team group chat
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