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Flix @flix9.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Please enjoy your regularly scheduled reminder that I fucking suck at Slay the Spire 2. Damn good game and I am absolutely shite at it.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 07/10/2026
Spectrum Allocation xkcd.com/3307/
Comic: Modern Spectrum Allocation Chart. [Long line of rectangles of different widths in shades of gray. From top to bottom: radio (shouting), TV test patterns, 1G cellular, radio (music), radio (static), reserved for zeppelin navigation, TV channels 2, 5, 7-13, 16, 17, and 28 with 2G cellular in between, interference, WKRP in Cincinnati, spaceship beeps, all other TV, car dealership ads, numbers stations, weather balloons, amateur radio, HAM radio, “weather balloons”, *Choosing Texas* 24/7, [extra large rectangle] boat captains say they need this for something and we don’t ask what because they’re scary, the secret radio waves that make planes stay up, defunct satellite phone company, radioastronomy, radioastrology, [extra small rectangle] all modern wireless infrastructure, death rays, LoFi hip hop beats to relax/study to, security guard walkie talkies, amateur military satellites, left open in case aliens try to call, one brand of garage door openers with a lot of political pull.]
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Flix @flix9.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Got it, thanks!
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Flix @flix9.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sorry for my ignorance, but what is ddlg? I keep reading it as Doki Doki Literature Glub but I'm pretty sure it's not right
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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bijan (spooky version) @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i think about this post all the time. you might too
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I am paid a very high salary to design new ways to hurt innocent people. Please don't hurt me. I want to live. My job is to hurt your children. Please, don't do anything to me. I want to be safe. My job is to make your family sick. I want to live. Please, I deserve to live. Pleas
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Duck duel
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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 17/09/2026
“A senior executive at Microsoft said A.I. systems built on the work of others will be seen as ‘an astonishing theft of unprecedented proportions’ and possibly the greatest robbery of labor in human history, according to court documents unredacted Thursday in an ongoing Manhattan lawsuit.”
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Docs in A.I. copyright suit reveal startling admission by Microsoft exec over ‘astonishing theft’
The admission appeared in a newly unredacted filing in the landmark copyright infringement legal battle playing out between newspapers like the Orlando Sentinel and tech companies Microsoft and OpenAI...
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I don't think it should be controversial to say, "we will not provide financial or military assistance to a country where the Minister of National Security brags about popping people's dreams of 'food' and 'education' then sending them to a prison where they are starved."
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane. Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
four guys sit in a car one says: did you give lin manuel miranda the aux again??

another guy says: fuck, he's gonna play nerdcore shit like always!!

lin manuel miranda says: I'll stick it to these guys! I'm gonna spin hardness that'll make me seem super fly!

the radio plays: in my experience, women are like people...
they deserve rights

one of the guys says: i-is this hillary clinton's autobiography?
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 19/08/2026
People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.
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pinky @tanookitalez.com · 17/08/2026
the hero swings both ways #zelda
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
our entire global financial system is currently leveraged to the hilt on the premise that it was good and right for a small cadre of US companies to steal all of the intellectual work ever produced by humanity and sell its back to us without credit or remuneration to the authors (plagiarism)
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This might sound elitist, but I don’t think the people liking the Peanuts slop posts should have rights
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: an old man lies in a hospice bed, glancing out the window as day breaks. There is a woman asleep on a small couch next to him. The man thinks to himself, “dang, that was stressful. Wouldn’t mind a chill one next time.” Panel 2: the cycle of death and rebirth continues on, represented by the samsara wheel of life, along with splash text which reads: REINCARNATE-O! Panel 3: a solitary duck swims peacefully along the water. It thinks to itself, “nice”
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Unfortunately a banger
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Yonkoma Comic by War and Peas. 1. Panel: A royal person surveys their lands and says, "I'm feeling blue today." 2. Panel: An aide makes the suggestion "Perhaps torturing some peasants might cheer up Your Excellency?" 3. Panel: The royal person replies,"Maybe something less violent. Like frolicking in a field of daisies." 4. Panel: They're standing in a field of daisies looking depressed: "Hm. Get the peasants."
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Flix @flix9.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This is absolutely hilarious, I'm wheezing
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
cracking out single panel comic ideas and I think I just wrote what could be my Star Wars
crude sketch of a stick figure laying next to a tree with its eyes closed and a smile on their face. The text next to them reads: "REBORN IN A NEW WORLD WITH AN S-TIER B2B MARKETING SKILL WHERE I WAS IMMEDIATELY STABBED TO DEATH BY GOBLINS"
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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PBF Comics @pbfcomics.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
“What a beautiful universe, hon" says a telescope as gazes upon an aurora borealis. “It really is”, responds the telescope's partner, who it turns out is not a telescope, but a microscope. Hands full of algae, she wades waist deep in a disgusting swamp, amazed by the heavenly microscopic life all around them.
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Molleindustria FUTURE? NO THANKS! OUT NOW @molleindustria.org · 14/07/2026
The United States is turning into a kind of reverse Omelas: everyone is miserable except for a single child, Donald Trump, who inexplicably must be kept happy.
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priscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
mandatory reading
"SAM NEILL
- If you were to commit a murder, how would you do it?
- It's got to be big! No slipping something into someone's drink, that's just pathetic. I'd use a steamroller, just leave a stain on the road. There's probably a couple of people I'd put under a steamroller, but I won't say who they are, otherwise when they see a steamroller coming their way they'll be on full alert. And steamrollers don't go very fast..."
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
counterpoint: the dead should make it harder for me to speak ill of them
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Oh no, we forgot to put sufficient defensive countermeasures on the new Air Force One... and the PROM is TOMORROW
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Analysis | Graham Platner's implosion could have a chilling effect on a future faux-working-class, Nazi-curious rapist's ability to become a United States Senator.
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Tess Snider @malkyne.com · 08/07/2026
I am exasperated with people accusing programmers of "gatekeeping" programming. We were practically dragging people through the gate. Do you know why a mindless LLM can tell you so much great programming information? It's because we've been sharing that information for free online for decades.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
um, so everyone cheering on egypt in the world cup realizes how the pyramids were built right? but i guess that's a conversation you're not ready to have
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Flix @flix9.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I've been rewatching hbomberguy's "Plagiarism and You(Tube)" and I always get the shivers when he says "This video is about James Somerton". Something about the inflection or the buildup, it always scratches some kind of itch.
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🎃 spooki-oto 🎃 @yukioto.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Lum 🌟 #uruseiyatsura #うる星やつら
A retro inspired drawing of Lum from Urusei Yatsura on a deep blue background with bouncing stars on the top and bottom edges
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/06/2026
JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 23/06/2026
i never thought it would happen to me but AI is taking my job
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Flix @flix9.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means "Small craft advisory"
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 23/06/2026
Side Effect xkcd.com/3261/
5-panel comic. (1) Two people standing, one with a ponytail and the second with white beret] PERSON 2: This new topical medication makes me extra sensitive to sun exposure and gravitational waves. (2) PERSON 1: Oh yeah, that’s a common... wait, what was that last part? PERSON 2: Here comes one now! (3) [Person 2 stretched taller] (4) [Person 2 squished shorter] (5) [Person 2 stretched taller again] PERSON 2: *Wheee!*
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Unofficial BBCNews (UK) Bot @bbcnews-uk-rss.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
DO NOT PUBLISH UNTIL NEWS IS CONFIRMED A look back at the PM's political career
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DO NOT PUBLISH UNTIL NEWS IS CONFIRMED A look back at the PM's political career
The BBC's political correspondent Joe Pike outlines the highs and lows of Sir Keir Starmer's premiership.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 20/06/2026
the way she slime in my pool got me reflecting 👤𝗥𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗔𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝘅𝘁 Thirty seconds after this post became public, the United States Federal Government issued a warrant for Ms. Zeller's arrest. She is currently being held in federal custody and awaiting trial. Her book deal has been withdrawn.
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Molleindustria FUTURE? NO THANKS! OUT NOW @molleindustria.org · 21/06/2026
I'm at the Shenzhen Museum of Urban Planning and I must report that China is using GAMES to indoctrinate children in the tenets of COMMUNISM such as "BUILD BEST CITY"
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
it is really important to be loud about this stuff because it's typically kept very quiet to enable people to go "See? Nothing happened, it was just people being dramatic"
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Excited to hear that Microsoft is pivoting to exclusively making those soft porn anime games that clog up the Switch store
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If you know you know @privatechand.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I don’t even follow basketball and I am not from and have never lived in NYC but this thread is genuinely lovely.
Mamdani skeets: HISTORY. First reply: MY MAYOR MUSLIM. Next: MY BAGELS JEWISH.  Next: THE POPE’S ON OUR SIDE. Last: KNICKS IN FIVE.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
guy has a trillion dollars, 0 friends, and has never landed a joke. I know a pact with the devil when I see one.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 11/06/2026
Beam Pipe xkcd.com/3257/
Comic. [Person with shoulder-length hair standing on ladder next to large machine with her hand on it. Another person watches from the ground.] [caption] This year’s physics Nobel will go to the scientists who figured out that you could make the large Hadron Collider more powerful by covering part of the beam pipe with your thumb.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 04/06/2026
Detector xkcd.com/3254/
4-panel comic. (1) [Person 1 with ponytail walking in with a second person. A third person with short hair stands behind a machine labeled “Detector” with a glowing green light for “detected” and a blank circle for “not detected.”] PERSON 1: Over there are our electron microscope, XRF scanner, and mass spectrometer. And this is our most sensitive detector. PERSON 2: What does it detect? (2) PERSON 1: Lots of stuff. Gas, dust, particles, light, radio waves, gamma rays, protons, neutrons, electrons, fields, forces, events, potentials, or states. (3) PERSON 2: I don’t understand. Aren’t most of those *always* present? PERSON 3: Yeah, it’s been saying “detected” continuously since we turned it on. (4) PERSON 2: What happens if it says “not detected”? PERSON 1: Oh gosh. PERSON 3: That would be pretty bad, I think.
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
One MUST resist the urge to lolcow. I'd call it one of the most important urges to resist on the contemporary internet, actually
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 28/05/2026
Marge looking at the Flowers By Irene surveillance truck parked outside 742 Evergreen Terrace in Bart the Murderer
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