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always chasing what we had on twitter (porn & shitposts)

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Rosemary Mosco @rosemarymosco.com · 01/01/2025
#4: Elias Rugen may have made critical geological insights into the time known as Snowball Earth, but most importantly, the BBC story contains this image and the phrase "For now he's making do with a carrot" www.bbc.com/news/article...
The discovery was made by Elias Rugen, here pretending to hammer in a coveted golden spike. For now he's making do with a carrot
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DitzyFlama @ditzyflama.com · 24/12/2024
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Carlyle Hearse 🤘🏼🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇨🇦🇲🇽🇵🇷 ☠️ @jortizcot.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
This seems to be an especially important request with black metal bands 😄 #metalsky #blackmetal #metal #FuckNazis
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Cassi D. Sunset @cassi-d-sunset.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
bsky.app/profile/nofu...
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I wanna hibernate all winter, but I can’t because of woke
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grovy 🥭 @grovy.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
This wall is so cute
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nicky the friendly shark @mostlysharks.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
i do not trust the hadron collider: leave the atoms alone
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Lauren Zmirich @laurenzmirich.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Need to add some levity to the situation so I’m gonna start pronouncing “polio” with these vibes: 🤌🍝🇮🇹
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 11/12/2024
Googling Stuff: Then v Now.
This title if the comic is ‘Googling Stuff…’
The comic shows two columns: on the left is “Then” showing search results with one thing listed as “the thing you want”

On the right column is ‘Now’ - also showing search results but in this case it’s a whole bunch of stuff you don’t need:

AI TAKING A WILD STAB AT IT WITH SOME
BLATANT MISINFORMATION

SPONSORED RESULT

SPONSORED RESULT

SPONSORED RESULT

SPONSORED RESULT

PEOPLE ALSO ASK

VIEW PRODUCTS

And then right at the bottom just off screen is ‘the thing you want’
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Spooky Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
my family crest is a mackerel shoved in a landlords mailbox
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
ME: I would like a room please HOTEL CLERK: is two doubles fine? ME: *quickly doing the math* that’s three more than I need
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the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Waahhhhhhhh -Santa Baby
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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
This is still the funniest line from my autism diagnosis to me. I know it wasn't meant that way but it reads as subtle shade in a way I kind of love
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
BAKE: I will cook your food in roughly 1 hour BROIL: I AM THE SUN INCARNATE AND WILL BURN THIS OFFERING INTO ASH
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Daniel | ScienceSocks et al. @sciencesocks.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
You've heard of elf on a shelf. Now get ready for... 🔭🧪
a riddle in the style of elf on a shelf. The image shows a large white land animal that lives in cold regions and there's a star visible.
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John Wolfe @johnwolfeyt.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Toddler: Ho boy, I'm soooo sleepy. Think I'll just rest my head on your shoulder. Think I'll just close my eyes. Think I'll just make my arms go limp... Me: OK, let's get you in your crib then... Toddler: THINK I'LL JUST WAKE UP!!! THINK I'LL JUST START SCREAMING AND YELLING WTF WERE YOU DOING!!!
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Good morning to you too pal
He threatens to biteHe bites
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
People: What productivity software do you use? Me:
A screenshot of Google Tasks showing one task “Take out the trash” in a category called “NOW” that was to be completed 135 weeks ago.
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Dan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Okay but when you think about it "I'm changing" is such a dramatic way to say you're putting on a new tshirt
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I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Soggy Uni :3
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Alan Plotzker, MD @alanplotzker.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Happy #Caturday from Amy, who always sits like this and is the cutest thing ever
A little gray swirly tabby cat sits next to a staircase with her right leg extended in front of her while the left leg is under her like a normal cat. She looks unperturbed. She wishes someone would throw a rainbow ball for herA little gray swirly tabby cat sits on an off-white carpet next to a dark gray comforter with her right leg extended in front of her while the left leg is under her like a normal cat. She looks sleepy
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DuendeonFuego @duendeonfuego.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
So about ten years ago I found a small network of bots on Reddit dedicated to spreading hate. The thing about it is that these weren't even responding to political topics - they were just responding to random keywords with insults and hate. The same bots are now here. You should understand why. 🧵
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Raquel Squelch @raquelsquelch.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
One thing I never deny myself is a bit of toast. Some butter, perhaps preserves. Honey. Cinnamon and sugar. Peanut butter. I could make a grilled sandwich with chips. How about a huge party sub right here right now. What? Ohh. Cheers to the bride and groom. Toast. A bit of toast. I'll never deny it.
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Alex has been fighting this shithead in court for over 5 fucking years
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John Wolfe @johnwolfeyt.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Listen, I like y’all over here but there is no way I am calling these posts “skeets”. Let’s dial it back
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.jretion @dotjretion.northsky.social · 30/11/2024
anyone can post on here, but skeeting is something only few can truly master.
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Schweeds @schweeds.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Wearing a pita like an oven mitt and just groping a fistful into my gaping maw
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Kalvin the Reindeer @kalvinmacleod.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
ME: I need to apply for eternity leave HR: you mean paternity leave? ME: which one means I quit?
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Muppet Wiki @muppetwiki.com · 29/11/2024
Lynda, your purse looks like a Muppet!
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SysL @sysl.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
So I glued a lot of javascript together and made a web-based gameboy camera that works* (iOS needs a polyfill, firefox can't use the share option) sysl.ca/share/other_...
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WebGBCamera
Use a retro four color camera anywhere you want! No emulation required!
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actioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 27/11/2024
having exactly (1) day out of the year where every amateur chef in America attempts to cook a giant bird and not fuck it up is, honestly, a wonderful and hilarious tradition
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A Dead Sinking Rory @zealousagain.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Death metal logos should be wet. Black metal logos should be dry. Thrash metal logos should be sharp.
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Waterstones @waterstones.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Books
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
this is how i name my files
a bunch of thumbnails of mister beast with the captions "IT'S OVER IT'S DONE HE GOT CAUGHT HE IS OVER"
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Pot Shop Boo @potshopboy.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
When Wilhelm said "AAAAHHHHHHH" I felt that.
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ASH @ashleyloob.bsky.social · 28/07/2024
catgirls go through it too
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Quark speech bubble
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
[ gets death tarot card ] me: i've heard it's really not that bad blackjack dealer: idk seems kinda bad
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Noah Garfinkel @noahgarfinkel.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
(Don’t Speak by No Doubt) 🎶 Roast beef 🎶
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Liv Agar
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natasha allegri @natazilla.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
the rapture
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