iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Lauren Zmirich @laurenzmirich.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

BREAKING: Yankee Stadium has elected a rival New York pope

Lauren Zmirich @laurenzmirich.bsky.social · 15/01/2026

lunch meat being a carcinogen is good news for me in the sense that I love a big ass sandwich AND there’s never been a better time to speed-run some cancer

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Lauren Zmirich @laurenzmirich.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

learned to love olives and hot sauce this year which is actually the REAL sign of a fully developed frontal lobe

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Lauren Zmirich @laurenzmirich.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

I landed a new tv producing gig and a title bump! It pays more than I’ve ever made before! I got married! I rediscovered my love of performing and auditioned for a play for the first time in TEN YEARS!!! I got cast in said play!!! 2025 taught me the mostttttt 🥲

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Kathleen O’Mara @omara.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Ah yes, the noble state bird of NJ, the chicken cutlet

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Lauren Zmirich @laurenzmirich.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

auld lang SIKEEEE gotcha you dumb little bitch

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Lauren Zmirich @laurenzmirich.bsky.social · 27/08/2025

OH YOU NAMED A BULLDOG “CHURCHILL”??? WOW CANT WAIT TO HIT YOU UP FOR MORE ONE-OF-A-KIND NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE CREATIVE IDEAS!!!

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Lauren Zmirich @laurenzmirich.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

fav guilty pleasure? Unfocusing my eyes on command like a sick lizard

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Lauren Zmirich @laurenzmirich.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

I like to think I would be immune to joining a cult but then I remember that I’ve willingly paid for improv classes

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Lauren Zmirich @laurenzmirich.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

Bear market (bad??) Bull market (good??) Labubu market (ghost of Karl Marx is glaring at me from across the room??)

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Lauren Zmirich @laurenzmirich.bsky.social · 31/07/2025

blah blah blah got married blah blah blah looked good blah blah blah I love my husband blah blah blah smash that like button

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Lauren Zmirich @laurenzmirich.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

ordered some pork dumplings earlier tonight and I kept saying “when are my little dumpies gonna get here?!?” and then my fiancé called off the wedding

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 12/03/2025

ⓘ this user has made corn dogs their entire personality

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Lauren Zmirich @laurenzmirich.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

when I die I hope I’m greeted by an angel playing a theremin instead of a harp

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Lauren Zmirich @laurenzmirich.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

this economy is no longer conducive to being a TJ Maxxinista

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Lauren Zmirich @laurenzmirich.bsky.social · 20/02/2025

brb putting a “lobotomy fund” on my wedding registry :)

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Lauren Zmirich @laurenzmirich.bsky.social · 19/02/2025

if I ever got a mouthful of obscenely large veneers you better believe you’d see me outside taking bites out of cinderblocks just because I can

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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

I'll follow my passions as soon as I feel something ever again

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Lauren Zmirich @laurenzmirich.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

I used to get mad at people making fun of me for my Philly accent. But now it’s all just wooder under the bridge.

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Lauren Zmirich @laurenzmirich.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

yesterday was perfect. no notes. Go Birds forever 🦅

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Lauren Zmirich @laurenzmirich.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Look I know it’s now 40 - 6 (lolololol) but this photo is amazing and I’m on another plane of existence and I still cant let myself believe this is real I love Philadelphia, I love south Jersey, I love this team I love being from this place.

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Lauren Zmirich @laurenzmirich.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

HELLO SHE’S READY TELL HER SHE’S AMAZING AND DON’T FORGET TO SAY “GO BIRDS” 🦅

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Lauren Zmirich @laurenzmirich.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

can’t sleep. just discovered I’m the chicken of the sea mermaid. much to ponder.

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

(GIANT KAIJU EMERGES IN THE ATLANTIC OCEAN) ugh can we not? sorta got a lot going on rn

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Lauren Zmirich @laurenzmirich.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

I think my brain has made a deliberate choice to atrophy. You know, as a coping mechanism

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Lauren Zmirich @laurenzmirich.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

I’m literally ready to write a whole ass academic paper about why Cowboy Carter absolutely deserved Best Country Album at the Grammys. The weird gatekeeping people are doing without having any historical knowledge of what country music is ACTUALLY rooted in is making me wanna PULL MY HAIR OUT!!!

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Lauren Zmirich @laurenzmirich.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

I think one of the ways I know I’m truly a bisexual is that one second I’m losing my mind over the Eagles going to the Super Bowl (very straight) and the next I’m losing my mind over Lady Gaga resurrecting dark pop with Abracadabra (very gay)

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Lauren Zmirich @laurenzmirich.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

I forgot it was possible to be happy with the Grammys lmao

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Lauren Zmirich @laurenzmirich.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Sabrina Carpenter shouted out Bala Cynwyd on the Grammys tonight because it’s the town where she took vocal lessons but when I shout out Bala Cynwyd it’s because it’s the town where I had surgery on my face to remove skin cancer lol

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Lauren Zmirich @laurenzmirich.bsky.social · 03/02/2025

Sometimes I think about how my high school theater director said he would never do Grease because it was about “sex and cars” but then proceeded to have us do Oliver. A musical where a man beats a prostitute to death :)

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Lauren Zmirich @laurenzmirich.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

going to south jersey / Philly for the weekend primarily to do a wedding cake tasting but ALSO primarily to “Go Birds” every man woman and child within earshot every two seconds

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Lauren Zmirich @laurenzmirich.bsky.social · 31/01/2025

And you know what? I’m rooting for her.