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sleepynaut @grovewalker.bsky.social · 15h
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 8h
average man harasses 0 women per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & harasses over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14h
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’ theonion.com/creatively-tapped-out-…
Creatively Tapped-Out Peter Thiel Launches Startup Called ‘Frodo, But Evil’
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13h
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
Heart-Wrenching Movie Scene Immediately Cuts To Liberty Biberty
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Senate Judiciary Democrats 🇺🇸 @judiciarydems.senate.gov · 13h
Sen. SCHMITT: We have texts saying you attended an Atlanta Hawks game in February 2024. Former Special Counsel Jack Smith: I believe it was a Maryland-Iowa game. Sen. KLOBUCHAR: The Iowa HAWKeyes. Perhaps the Senator from Missouri should have looked at these texts more carefully.
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If AOC goes to a Bills tailgate and jumps through a table, the Dems shouldn't even bother holding a primary in 2028.
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Micky D @mickyde.bsky.social · 11h
"Geralt we're at a funeral" and he's wearing very fine attire
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11h
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 15h
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Blue Oleta @blue-oleta.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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The Liberal BoJack @thelibbojack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you are bitching about the 8 trans athletes in the NCAA, but are staying silent about a woman being gang raped for 7 hours, you don’t give a shit about women.
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I say we desperately need a Democratic doctor in the US Senate I mean it.
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Qasim Rashid, Esq. @qasimrashid.com · 28/09/2026
To the people complaining these sex abuse cases have created a world where men now have to think 10 times before they touch a woman. Yes, that's the point. It's called consent. Welcome to human decency.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/09/2026
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
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Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
WASHINGTON—Marveling at how his American counterpart’s grasp of the difficult language had progressed, Chinese leader Xi Jinping told reporters Thursday that he was deeply impressed with how much Pres...
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
damn that's crazy. so was he totally free of emotions when he missed back-to-back-to-back game winning field goals against the Seahawks in 2005, just pure Being Bad At Kicking with no mental factors at all
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War and Peas 🧿 @warandpeas.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Praise the Lord!
4-panel comic by War and Peas. Panel 1: An angel in heaven reports to God on the clouds. "Heavenly Father, the humans have started being intimate for fun." Panel 2: "They've also started screaming your name when they climax." Panel 3: God considers. "Hmm... Not gonna lie..." Panel 4: God admits, "It does turn me on a bit."
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
god wants you to back my kickstarter 💦 kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 27/09/2026
absolutely demented. like a scene from a horror movie
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal
Someone on Twitter writes to me: "People should follow your advise if they want to look gay."
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/09/2026
NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
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NSFW Artist Struggling To Improve On Sexiness Of Regular Muppets
PORTLAND, OR—Admitting that he was completely at a loss over what he could possibly add, NSFW artist Caleb Driscoll told reporters Monday that he was struggling to improve upon the raw sexuality of th...
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This company just radiates predator energy
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Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 26/09/2026
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nevada election officials said Thursday that 185 voters in the state who the Department of Homeland Security identified as noncitizens were all, in fact, citizens — the latest snafu in the department’s attempts to uncover illegal voters across the country. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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DHS noncitizen voter claims unravel in Nevada as state confirms flagged voters are citizens
Nevada election officials said Thursday that 185 voters in the state who the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) identified as noncitizens were all, in fact, citizens.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They warned us Mamdani would impose Sharia law. Instead, he unleashed the real threat: line dancing in Bryant Park.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@alydixonisOK

doctor at my check up asked me if i had “any feelings of depression or anxiety” and i said “don’t we all” and she said “no” lol
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 25/09/2026
colorful whale sharks 🦈🌈 #art #sharks
Illustration of colorful whale sharks. Together they form the color of a rainbow. There are stars on their backs and little stars surrounding them.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐻 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/on-whim-143945864
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brian nam-sonenstein @bson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ICE cannot do what it’s doing without local law enforcement. They need their manpower and infrastructure. That means if you want to stop ICE you are going to have to confront police collaboration and police power. I’m sorry but progressive hopes of avoiding this conflict are a recipe for failure.
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 👏 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/things-to-do-32419113
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ceej @ceej.online · 24/09/2026
impeach them all. fuck em. why should they get to fly around on our dime and hurt people? “they’ll never actually removed from office” who gives a shit? I want them miserable every day for the rest of the term. I hope they have nightmares. air their dirty laundry. make em sweat
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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Jacqueline Antonovich @jackiantonovich.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Taught the Fugitive Slave Act for the first time in a few years. Man, my head was spinning as I uttered my familiar refrain about how the FSA radicalized Northerners who maybe never thought much about slavery until they saw people being snatched off the street right in front of them...
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Euphoria Wait Is This Fucking Play About Us
Alt: Euphoria Wait Is This Fucking Play About Us
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
every day it seems a brand new sentence is written to describe the state of the world
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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Athul K. Acharya @athul.acharya.cc · 23/09/2026
You voted for your daughter’s death and it should torment you until you meet your own
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now this is my kind of foreshadowing
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Let’s gooooooo.
The mechanical Turk illustration, a man operates an automaton playing chess
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm going to be the first Godzilla to have sex on screen, Liz
jane krakowski as jenna maroney on 30 rock
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow
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lunch enjoyer @hoaagie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tone, you hear about this Kashi thing? They went from making dogshit cereal to letting you bet on if the Jets will win the Super Bowl before World War 3.
Christopher Moltisanti smoking and lifting weights in the back room of Bada Bing
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tough competition of course, but the Trump admin deciding that white South Africans are the only group of people on earth currently worthy of refugee status has to be the most overtly racist thing any administration has done in decades
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hey dude. *Sniffs the air, pupils shrink and eyes narrow* Ah, using tilt controls today, are we? Good choice.
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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