Sign in

Evan Allgood

@evoooooooooooo.bsky.social
654 followers 590 following 213 posts

Writer for The New Yorker, McSweeney's, The Believer, The Millions, The Novelizers, Current Affairs, Points in Case, Vol. 1 Brooklyn www.evanallgood.com

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Evan Allgood
The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 28/09/2026
Is your life savings a single moth? Are you afflicted with moola eyes? It might be a sign we’re in a downturn. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
newyorker.com
Cartoon Recession Indicators
Is your life savings a single moth? Are you afflicted with moola eyes? It might be a sign we’re in a downturn.
0103
Reposted by Evan Allgood
Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
294112354080
Reposted by Evan Allgood
Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
September 30. October 1.
The wrestler Sting in his blonde surfer eraThe wrestler Sting in his Crow era
041
Reposted by Evan Allgood
more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
you hear Crouching Tiger and you're thinking, well that's gotta be the most fearsome and best camouflaged creature in this title,
3549411054
Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It drops at 9 pm!
001
Reposted by Evan Allgood
CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what is going on back there
Closeup on Cal player with Oski lurking behind him in the distance
1935737
Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
😍
The Merlin bird app correctly identifying a barred owl
100
Reposted by Evan Allgood
Benjamin Percy @benjaminpercy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Goodbye to one of my favorite people and collaborators. I love you like a brother, Josh Cassara. See you at the Green Lagoon. I’ve posted a more elaborate goodbye on IG and FB…
26326102
Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Got tickets to see Orville Peck
Dean Pelton on Community saying "This better not awaken anything in me."
021
Reposted by Evan Allgood
Evan Johnston @evanjohnstondesign.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
6 DAYS LEFT!!! Hallowzine has spooky stories and comics for the Halloween season. Get your copy here!! www.kickstarter.com/projects/hal...
kickstarter.com
Hallowzine.ink IV!!!!
Scary stories, comics, poetry, and more for the Halloween season.
012
Reposted by Evan Allgood
Amelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️‍⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026
Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
5159161626
Reposted by Evan Allgood
Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Happy Slow Horses Day to all who celebrate www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/jac...
mcsweeneys.net
Jackson Lamb, Yoga Instructor
First things first, I’m the only one in this class allowed to fart. If any of you sods break wind, I’ll break your finger and ship you back to Pila...
032
Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
IRS: Do you have any dependents? A red wheelbarrow: So much
010
Reposted by Evan Allgood
Kelley Greene @kelleygreene.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Very excited to share my debut in The Atlantic today 😎
theatlantic.com
Mario-a-Lago Kart, Anyone?
The White House made a bunch of parody video games. We have more suggestions.
3106
Reposted by Evan Allgood
mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 09/09/2026
would you like to start a conversation with the customer service chatbot. would you like to use the doctor’s self-service phone system. do you reject the warm touch of a lover. do you long for the cold embrace of steel. will you replace your soul with hydraulic fluid
3836162
Reposted by Evan Allgood
THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 03/09/2026
Inside the sun
Inside the sun
101416169
Reposted by Evan Allgood
Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’m reading Cannery Row. Jesus Christ is it amazing. So great to live in a world where I can be almost 50, have been an avid reader my whole life & have barely scratched the surface of the surface of spectacular books out there.
2494313272
Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Yes! For me the ending is what elevated it from good to great. I didn't know he had acting chops like that (though he does a fine job on Rooster)
010
Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Really liked the new Rory Scovel special www.nytimes.com/2026/08/13/a...
nytimes.com
Rory Scovel’s New Netflix Special: Winging It Never Sounded So Funny (Gift Article)
In “Show Must Go On,” the appearance of unpredictability combined with the possibility of catastrophe is riveting.
131
Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"It all got turned around" doing a lot of heavy lifting here
000
Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Evil Dead The VVitch Alien Night of the Living Dead
110
Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Also enjoyed her treatise on derrières aligretafitzgerald.substack.com/p/a-very-ser...
aligretafitzgerald.substack.com
A Very Serious Treatise on the Link Between Butts and Humor
When advising visual storytelling students interested in humor, I’m sometimes too embarrassed to give them the truest, simplest piece of drawing advice: Butts are funny. Unexpected butts, absurdist bu...
030
Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ali is (unsurprisingly) publishing some great stuff on her Substack aligretafitzgerald.substack.com/p/the-first-...
aligretafitzgerald.substack.com
The First Comic Book Butch
Thanks for reading How to be an Underground Artist!
140
Reposted by Evan Allgood
Assignment Understander @90sslowjamz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The Anakin/Padme meme with Anakin saying “Well, here we are in the catacombs.” And padme says “For the Amontillado?” And Anakin looks back at her and she is partially covered by a brick wall
2452291442
Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Tried to use Merlin in Atlanta but it just keeps telling me how many cicadas are in the trees. Horrifying
100
Reposted by Evan Allgood
Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Odysseus mentioning that he’s in the Bronze Age made me think of a caveman saying “Man it is extremely Paleolithic around here lately”
02894290
Reposted by Evan Allgood
Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 30/07/2026
"Downton Abbey meets John le Carré in slow-burn cat-and-mouse thriller TRADECRAFT MANOR." A graphic novel by me and Leandro Fernández—coming March 23, 2027 from BOOM! Studios…I'm extremely proud of this one! www.comicsbeat.com/exclusive-bo...
TRADECRAFT MANOR graphic novel cover, featuring art by Leandro Fernández of an elegant woman somberly holding a pistol. Behind her is a mansion in the British countryside. Hidden in the shadows on its gabled roof are the faces of sinister men. The credits above the title read ALEJANDRO ARBONA and LEANDRO FERNÁNDEZ. Colors are by Daniela Miwa.
2222468
Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
(finishing a bag of chips after watching The Pitt) Call it.
010
Reposted by Evan Allgood
McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 14/07/2026
Carny coughing into red bandana.
buff.ly
Tom Waits White Noise Sound Options
Rumble of freight trains at dusk Tuesday delivery at scrap metal yard Broom sweeping floor of bar in Sheboygan at closing time
2294
Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
@oldtakesexposed.bsky.social Please bookmark this
110
Reposted by Evan Allgood
Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 07/07/2026
In better news, John Oliver's three-day stint/stunt as a corporate villain on legendary soap opera "General Hospital" appears to be going... fucking brilliantly?? I have watched this clip on a loop for like 20 mins I really, truly need to see the full episodes NOW
203120862637
Reposted by Evan Allgood
ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Children’s Games (detail), by Pieter Brueghel the Elder, 1560, 📸 by @kgmadeit1
112380417
Reposted by Evan Allgood
The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 01/07/2026
Light twelve lanterns and give yourself a mop-top haircut if it seems like more of a cultural invasion. www.newyorker.com/humor/shouts...
newyorker.com
Paul Revere’s Unabridged Instructions
Light twelve lanterns and give yourself a mop-top haircut if it seems like more of a cultural invasion.
0125
Reposted by Evan Allgood
Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Mel Brooks isn't done yet! Here's a primer I wrote on the little god of comedy themillions.com/2023/03/the-...
themillions.com
The History of Mel Brooks: Parts I-X
Mel Brooks has been making me laugh my whole damn life.One of the first R-rated movies I ever saw was Blazing Saddles—the relentless flatulence of the...
022
Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Just cashed in a cafe punch card that the barista called "a piece of history." It had been in my wallet for seven years
020
Reposted by Evan Allgood
Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Odyssesus's dad wants to chat Routes (This one is a print and I have four copies left of in the edition before it's sold out, ie never to be printed again! Shop link in my bio 👆) #odyssey
Scene is a domestic room in ANCIENT GREECE. The traveller ODYSSEUS enters to meet his DAD, an old, bearded man. 

DAD:
Odysseus!

ODYSSEUS:
Father!

DAD:
It’s so good to see you after all these years! How was your journey?

ODYSSEUS:
Not bad, yeah

DAD: 
Which way did you come?

ODYSSEUS:
Oh... I dunno. 

I just followed the sat nav

[There is a silent pause. Odysseus’s dad smiles, a frozen rictus of affability which says ‘that is not acceptable and I’ll pretend you didn’t say it’.] 

DAD:
Which way did you come.

ODYSSEUS:
Um. I dunno, Dad

DAD:
Did you come via the domain of the Cyclops?

ODYSSEUS:
I think.... um....

DAD:
Through the lair of the Laestrygonian cannibals?

ODYSSEUS:
Uh....

DAD:
Past the siren song of the enchantresses?

ODYSSEUS:
Dunno, I had a podcast on

DAD:
You must've gone the Western Edge of the World way, past Scylla the six-headed monster and the Whirlpool of Charybdis...

ODYSSEUS:
Is that by the McDonald’s roundabout

DAD:
Yes

ODYSSEUS:
Yeah I did come that way

DAD:
OOOH YOU SHOULDN’T COME THAT WAY

[Ends]
8579170
Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Hell yeah, big boy horror is back
020
Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Little Nights! www.instagram.com/_littlenights
instagram.com
Instagram
Create an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you.
020
Reposted by Evan Allgood
another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar
264137443526
Reposted by Evan Allgood
🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
"Its swimsuit season", I whisper, eating another swimsuit
322885656
Reposted by Evan Allgood
Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
What the fuck is it good for? Im asking sincerely. Medical people say its shit for diagnosing, its utter garbage for creative fields, it cannot teach and hallucinates false answers, programmers have to fix its code half the time, businesses find it doesn't help productivity and it causes psychosis.
15547412044
Reposted by Evan Allgood
spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
yeah i'm into
planet fitness
fitness Planet into mv MOUTH

pic of galactus stolen from wotc bc fuck em
70143633558
Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-...
newyorker.com
Kushner Confidential
I fear you have been turned against me by my old nemesis: forms. Those accursed forms are always trying to do me in!
010
Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
A Google search for "Widow's Bay"; Google asks, "Did you mean: the next martha's vineyard and definitely not cursed"
020
Reposted by Evan Allgood
Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Victor Wembanyama at the postgame press conference (dejected): This one's on me. I gotta get taller
153737367
Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Animal rescue pigeon sentry for @vicmmic.bsky.social
A black pigeon with red talons standing on top of a container of (unused) poop bags at Sean Casey Animal Rescue in Brooklyn
0215
Reposted by Evan Allgood
ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
difficulty scheduling the follow-up session is also true to its inspirations
153893770
Reposted by Evan Allgood
Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 27/05/2026
[sticking my head out of the firing end of a cannon] “sup, playboy”
4477
Reposted by Evan Allgood
Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Converting to Catholicism so I can tell my bosses using unregulated AI is against my religion and I will sue them like that cake lady who hated gay people if they make me use it
105112202681
Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Hilarious, more of this please
000