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Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Just opened up my 750-page collection of Edna St. Vincent Millay poems and it happened to be this one

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Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

In Williamsburg on a Friday night

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Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

When you realize you're a redshirt

A redshirt lies in bed staring hopelessly at the ceiling

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Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Was not ready for the jump-scare final line of this otherwise lovely and astute NYT comment

A comment on a New York Times article in which someone from beautiful Vermont lavishes praise on AOC for most of a paragraph before ultimately deeming AOC "an excellent vice president for Gavin Newsom."

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Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 17/01/2026

Timeline cleanse: Buddy in the snow

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Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

He's one of my favorite characters but Gambit is (or was) in fact the Poochie of the X-Men

Gambit wearing a backwards hat, shades, and shorts

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Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 11/01/2026

Don't threaten Gambit with a good time

Bishop tells Gambit that he was "first in [his] class when it came to pounding smart-mouthed Cajuns."

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Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 24/12/2025

Himbo boyfriend "I'm listening" face

Goliath of the Gargoyles looking very hot and dumb

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Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Some shots from snowy Green-Wood Cemetery yesterday

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Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 14/12/2025

When I remove the window AC without throwing out my back

44-year-old Philip Rivers celebrates throwing a touchdown

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Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

Genuinely annoyed that no one told me this existed

The Redwall Cookbook by Brian Jacques (illustrated by Christopher Denise)

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Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

What's your dream Knives Out cast? I think this would be fun: Meryl Streep Patrick Stewart Florence Pugh A$AP Rocky Marion Cotillard Timothy Olyphant Greta Lee Matthew Rhys John Hodgman (assisting Blanc)

People headline: "Knives Out Director Wants to Cast Meryl Streep in Next Murder Mystery"

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Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 25/11/2025

(Mitch Hedberg voice) That's a downtown newspaper box

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Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

Guy married to a woman half his age:

David Brooks: "The Epstein Story? Count Me Out."

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Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Brutus before and after you adopt him. This big mush has been waiting at Sean Casey Animal Rescue for months! He loves people, treats, and walks; other dogs, not so much

A handsome, smiling black and white bully mix

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Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Apropos of, uh, everything, here's a spoof toy ad by me and @jlongo.bsky.social for the latest edition of @currentaffairs.bsky.social

A satirical ad for Democratic "Inaction Figures," featuring Chuck Schumer and Hakeem Jeffries

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Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Thrilled to see @alejandrobot.com's sharp, original, funny, and yes, scary, slasher LAKE YELLOWWOOD SLAUGHTER out in the wild. Go pick it up!

Alejandro Arbona's brilliant graphic novel LAKE YELLOWWOOD SLAUGHTER

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Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 31/10/2025

Excerpts from my Hallowzine piece, "Don Draper Pitches Halloween Costumes" (edited and illustrated by @evanjohnstondesign.bsky.social). Get the zine to read the rest! www.etsy.com/listing/4389...

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Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

Lol at this grainy photo of Zohran that looks like it was pulled from security footage

A weirdly doctored photo of Zohran Mamdani, which accompanies an op-ed by Bret Stephens: "Why Mamdani Frightens Jews Like Me"

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Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

Me and the fellas trying to procure some basic personal hygiene products from Walgreens

Danny Ocean going over the plan in Ocean's 11

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Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 03/10/2025

This golden bachelor is Twinkie—a sweet, middle-aged gentleman who wants to romp around and play fetch. Adopt this lovable lug at Sean Casey Animal Rescue in Brooklyn

Twinkie, a handsome and happy golden retriever

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Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 01/10/2025

Ladies, don't forget to show your man you appreciate him by giving him a Spider-Man costume on Friday

A sign in a florist's window that says "National Boyfriend Day Oct 3rd" next to a drawing of Spider-Man

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Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Rooney! One of the easiest dogs I've ever walked (even though he was really excited to get out there). Headstrong, wiggly little dude who loves butt scritches. Don't know why he's still at Sean Casey Animal Rescue, but go get him!

A cute, chunky little brown-and-white bully mix with hazel eyes

Rooney's adoption fee is $500. He's around three years old.

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Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Bernie! This handsome young fella at Sean Casey Animal Rescue is move-in-ready. He's friendly with everyone and walks very nicely on the leash

Bernie, a handsome gray-and-white poodle mix

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Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Skittles! Funny, friendly, squishy little guy. Snorts like a pig. He's been at Sean Casey Animal Rescue for a few months

Skittles, an adorable brown-and-white bully mix, stands in front of a basket of free peaches

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Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 02/08/2025

Wait why is no one talking about Ben Shapiro's hair plugs

Ben Shapiro, more recently, without a receding hairline

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Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 20/07/2025

*furiously mashes 'Show less like this' button*

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Evan Allgood @evoooooooooooo.bsky.social · 14/07/2025

Taking my dog for a walk with his training treats, water dish, water bottle, and muzzle, and my keys, wallet, and phone, and then buying him more treats and a new toy at Petco

The "There's too much fucking shit on me" guy from I Think You Should Leave

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