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Baking With Eve (Awkwardly)

@evenebula.bsky.social
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artist / baker / bookbinder / cardmaker Ko-fi.com/theevenebula Evenebula.com #BookBinding #BakingWithEve a they/them kind of human picture is of the crab nebula, header is of a frozen soap bubble

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Baking With Eve (Awkwardly) @evenebula.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i *just* now remembered that i can message you on here to communicate ah ha hahahahahaha
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"they blocked me and i never even said anything to them" buddy i have some bad news about how many people can perceive your behavior in a public setting
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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Stacey Abrams @staceyabrams.com · 03/09/2026
Gloria Steinem understood power: of women, words and coalitions, and she used that power to transform a stubborn nation. She built alliances without concern for how cynics might perceive them - and she lifted leaders long before others understood their promise.
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I don't break out the creds often, but the baseline misogyny inherent in his assumption. I'm more successful than he will probably ever dream of. I hope it keeps him up at night.
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Ben Natan @thebennatan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The Clippers will probably win a war before the army does.
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Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
hey, I was born in the 80s or 90s and I'm looking for a morally acceptable way to continue to like Harry Potter?? you see, I have this special condition where I just... stopped. somewhere along the way, i let the growth inside me die and i gnawed a hole in the past, and there i sit, and there i rot
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Baking With Eve (Awkwardly) @evenebula.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
omg that movie wrecks me every single time
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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I hear you—and I apologize. That mushroom was one of the poisonous ones, you’re right. That’s not just useful feedback—it’s you setting a boundary.
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Baking With Eve (Awkwardly) @evenebula.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
whats an appropriate size, you ask? well you want it deep enough that your egg doesnt touch the bottom when you dump it in. thats it. thats the size. what size is that? idk man, i just use the smallest actual pot i own. not shallow, but barely big enough for my electric burner
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Baking With Eve (Awkwardly) @evenebula.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i suggest if you do this that you also wear a mandolin glove (not pictured) to protect your hand from the steam of the vinegar water. you dont have to froth for very long to create a magnificent vortex if your pot is an appropriate size
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Baking With Eve (Awkwardly) @evenebula.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
there are three secrets to perfectly poached eggs. the first one everybody knows: add some vinegar to the water. the second is only slightly less well-known: drain the liquidy part of the egg off with a mesh basket. the third is use a handheld frother to create the vortex in the water
white hand holding a black handled frother. the handle says a word i cant read, probably a brand name, in white. the black handle is chunky and made for hand-holding. a metal rod extends from the base of the handle to just shy of the length of the handle and ends in the frothing ring, which is a metal coil on the end that rotates in one direction to create the froth.
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Gav Thorpe @gavthorpe.co.uk · 13/06/2026
Never bring a wife to a nun fight.
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 12/06/2026
Two years ago today. I didn’t realize at the time but this was the equivalent of detonating a nuclear bomb of psychic damage in the Ohio Senate.
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🏄🏼‍♂️Surfing The Law ⚖️ @surfdudeken03.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Y'all! Two big announcements! The new rankings have been released. @elleb.bsky.social is now the #5 woman in all of North America in her boat class! Second, she's made the cover of a local magazine that gets mailed directly to every home and business in our hometown! issuu.com/crowncitymag...
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Crown City Magazine June 2026 Issue
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Baking With Eve (Awkwardly) @evenebula.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
literally windswept
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Parchmentscrollinensinainciusol @parchmentscroll.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
My favorite fact about the Stonewall Uprising is that the Queers knew the neighborhood better than the cops so instead of getting kettled, they surrounded the cops and drove them back into the Stonewall Inn themselves, and the cops ended up under siege in a gay bar.
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Baking With Eve (Awkwardly) @evenebula.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
its his tinder photo
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Mykael Wyvern — 🔮🧙🏻‍♂️🐉 @wyvern.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
That is Ron Perlman in the cult classic Beauty and the Beast tv series
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Baking With Eve (Awkwardly) @evenebula.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
"got that picture of the lion, boss, real sexy just like you asked"
incredibly sexy windswept profile image of a lion on the cover of sanctuary news magazine for summer 2026
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 02/06/2026
Someone actually did a study a while back that showed the most effective way to get women out of TERF groups wasn’t people trying to change their minds, it was them getting literally any benign hobby, like learning other languages or taking up needlework
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Baking With Eve (Awkwardly) @evenebula.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
oooooo
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Baking With Eve (Awkwardly) @evenebula.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
good luck, froggie!
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Baking With Eve (Awkwardly) @evenebula.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
froggie, sounds like your life has dramatically changed
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Baking With Eve (Awkwardly) @evenebula.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
i made cookies a few days ago!
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 21/05/2026
So @seligmanforag.bsky.social called it. This man needs to be removed from office. Do it now.
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Baking With Eve (Awkwardly) @evenebula.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
mark cubans cost plus pharmacy saving my ass, istg
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Baking With Eve (Awkwardly) @evenebula.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
did i tell you our 15B has POTS? fairly severe case, came out of nowhere 6 months post a covid infection
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Baking With Eve (Awkwardly) @evenebula.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
this bird has the soundtrack to final fantasy seven playing behind him at all times
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Baking With Eve (Awkwardly) @evenebula.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
always
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Medium Dave Lillywhite @cursed.monster · 18/05/2026
Otherwise it’s just sparkling operant conditioning
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Baking With Eve (Awkwardly) @evenebula.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
its only bribery if its unethical
text that reads "take your meds. id you take your meds, i'll make you a cookie"
reply says "okay"
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I’m in love with modern moonlight @lively.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
no face in frog form surrounded by plates of food that he has been eating from the movie spirited awayno face in frog form offering gold to the staff of the bath house
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Heliotropist @heliotropist.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
“The standard you walk past is the standard you accept.” My friend @evenebula.bsky.social once had this quote on their profile. I think about it a lot. I went looking for its origin and ended up on a deep dive into how Australian military leadership responded to a sexual misconduct scandal...
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Seth Trueger @mdaware.org · 13/02/2026
I saw a post a while back how many of Jupiter’s moons are named after women he had affairs with and we named the satellite to go see what he’s doing after his wife
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I do love that we named the spacecraft reporting back on what this planet is up to after the wife who spied on him so much she literally invented peacocks to have eleventy jillion eyes in their tail feathers
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Juno is hardly an unbiased source here, NASA. “‘Guy Not As Big a Deal As He Claims,’ Says Vengeful Wife Guy Cheated On Constantly”
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T.C. Aurelius @aurelius.quest · 13/02/2026
All of these stories are terrible but it's the bigger picture that terrifies me even more. The US only has 350m people. If you can't turn a profit without access to the US market that's ONLY because of our dysfunctional for-profit healthcare system. Today it's vaccines.
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Kate McKean @katemckean.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
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Baking With Eve (Awkwardly) @evenebula.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
omg
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krat @kwholesaler.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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🕸️🕷️SpiderPost🕷️🕸️(mortem), if clinically indicated @ridertoast.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
My stupid grandkids who are fucking stupid and I hate also never call me
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 10/02/2026
Friends from Minneapolis reporting to me that things are at the point where folks are being hidden in other people's houses and we are in the "again" part of "never again" which the "never" was supposed to preclude
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?” There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.
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Israel used weapons in Gaza that made thousands of Palestinians evaporate
US-made thermal weapons burning at 3,500C caused 2,842 people to "evaporate" in Gaza, Al Jazeera investigation finds.
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Baking With Eve (Awkwardly) @evenebula.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
what a day, i need a drink *pours a gatorade*
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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 10/02/2026
I am also glad that Antonin Scalia is dead
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 10/02/2026
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
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T.C. Aurelius @aurelius.quest · 10/02/2026
"how do I explain this to my kids???" makes me so angry. The questions about queer things are so easy compared to "Why is my friend being sent away to South America?" or "Why aren't we able to get COVID vaccines anymore?"
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
If reading these letters doesn’t fill you with a deep and urgent need to burn these concentration camps to the ground after releasing their prisoners, you would’ve been on the wrong side in WWII.
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Baking With Eve (Awkwardly) @evenebula.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
the ascetics would like a word
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