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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Someday I'll properly start my "Cats of Cotillo" portfolio, using a good camera. Not this year though. Here are some holiday cuties anyway.

Two large tabby cats getting their sphinx on.

Large, black cat relaxing on a stone seat.

These two feline dudes were hanging out next to the local fish restaurant. They had no time for people with no treats for them.

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Theo Beastly @theopriestley.net · 10/10/2026

Someone whisper in Trump's ear that Super Intelligence should be renamed again to Super High Intelligent Technology. I want to watch all the tech bro marketing departments burn through budgets for SHIT.

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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

@1hideki.bsky.social Has anyone already reserved that vase? If not, you should let me know the price.

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HA! @1hideki.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Available soon…

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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Wow, Netflix has imposed a 33% increase on the monthly sub, which was already on the cheap ad tier. Cancelled it as we rarely use it. We've taken to watching DVDs on TV nights anyway. We get a good film for £1 at a charity shop the week before and don't end up wasting time searching through dross.

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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I told you next week's Hookland talk at @treadwells-books.bsky.social came with stickers ...

Sheets of vinyl stickers on a drought ravaged patch of grass. The first sheet features of drawing of the Bone Horse and the words RE-ENCHANTMENT IS RESISTANCE. The second sheet features a haunted Edwardian photograph of dear skulls and the words HERNE THE HUNTER HATES YOUR RACIST BOLLOCKS. The third sheet features a rainbow circle and the words: THE NORSE GODS WERE QUEER AS FUCK.

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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but you gotta buy my pots cause actually they may one day grow to be Emrakul The Promised End and destroy all of humanity thats how powerful and important they are. Every time i throw a pot i am tempting eldritch power. Invest now in pots

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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 09/09/2023

Tesco are completely out of tissues yet again

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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I see the 4 months of Christmas has officially started. That’ll teach me for looking in Home Bargains…

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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

How long before we can expect the Atlantic to be renamed to the American Ocean then?

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

FUCK IT! Who'd like to win a signed book from me & Jim? 3 of these going to 3 randomly selected people who repost this & pop a reply below. YOU MIGHT LIKE IT IF YOU LIKE: Weird stones Bookshops Mysterious pensioners Badgers The devil fungi Deer Pixies Sample story here: www.tom-cox.com/the-date/

Our massive brilliant orange cat Jim on some grass with my new collection of short stories

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The Joy of Tech @joyoftech.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Google VS Lake Ontario www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/jo...

Panel 1: A speech bubble above a Google Maps icon character shows a map with Lake Ontario relabeled “Lake America.” Beside it, a small character of Lake Ontario with stick legs and hands stands next to it. Lake Ontario says “Really?”
 
Panel 2: The Lake Ontario icon says “There. More accurate!” as it holds a Sharpie and stands back and admires its work. The Google Maps character has been re-named Gutless Maps.

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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 17/08/2026

Charles Baudelaire.

Be Drunken
Be always drunken. Nothing else matters: that is the only question. If you would not feel the horrible burden of Time weighing on your shoulders and crushing you to the earth, be drunken continually.
Drunken with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you will. But be drunken.

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Owen Booth @owenbooth.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

As a middle-aged person I probably still have a lot to offer society BUT I DON’T SEE WHY I SHOULD HAVE TO

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Jason Song Quinn (Comms Open) @hulkhoquinn.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Jim Henson didn’t muppeteer a tiny green frog that was singing and playing the banjo, with rubber gloves while totally submerged underwater in a airtight aluminum tank just so you could tell me that AI is “inevitable”.

Comic page depicting how the did the scene in the Muppets Movie with Kermit playing the banjo in a swamp

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Theo Beastly @theopriestley.net · 06/08/2026

You think you're cool, but you will never be this cool

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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 30/07/2026

This is Fenrir. He has not yet been successful in cuddling with the cat. But thinks if he goes slow enough she might not notice. 13/10 (IG: fenrirfanclub)

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Theo Beastly @theopriestley.net · 22/07/2026

If you ever have imposter syndrome about your writing skills just remember someone wrote “Somehow, Palpatine returned” for the last instalment of major film franchise and they went with it.

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

this is you in meta’s pervert glasses

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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

At least something in this house is happy about this incessant hot weather…

A cactus plant with 8 simultaneous blooms of white flowers. FYI, each flower lasts only one day before dying off.

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Greg Stolze @gregstolze.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

NGL, this one hits hard.

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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

If the cat is not prepared to use her new cooling pad, I think I will tonight. 27°C is not a temperature for sleeping.

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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

show me a picture (of yourself) that captures your essence

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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I've opened all the windows and the temperature has gone up in all rooms within 10 minutes. Ridiculous. There'll be no sleep tonight.

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What Is Sleep? A Sleepless Night

ALT: What Is Sleep? A Sleepless Night

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 23/06/2026

Do you like the Pet Shop Boys? Do you like colouring in, or "mindfulness" as it's now called? Then today is your lucky day! HappyToast's "60 Pet Shop Boys Outfits (to colour in)" is now available!

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Crows Labyrinth @crowslabyrinth.com · 19/06/2026

Well this sucks. Turns out that almost every track that I released was used to train AI without my permission. They were ripped from YouTube along with 12 million other works. How long are we going to allow this theft as a society?

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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

@salomekjones.bsky.social Looks like they got Cthulhu Lives!, but not RPB.

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Dinosaur Comics! @qwantz.com · 12/06/2026

meet a thousand babies and only four of them will be suckers! this is good news for anyone whose life has - perhaps through no fault of their own - brought them to circumstances in which they must now absolutely meet one thousand babies qwantz.com/index.php?co...

T-Rex: There's a sucker born every minute.

T-Rex: P.T. Barnum said it!

T-Rex: So that's 60 suckers an hour, 1440 suckers a day, and 525,600 suckers every non-leap calendar year.
Dromiceiomimus: And in a more accurate solar year of approximately 365 days, 5 hours, and 48 minutes, that works out to 525,948 suckers/year!

Utahraptor: Lot of suckers.
T-Rex: LOT of suckers!

T-Rex: But surprisingly: actually a LOW amount of suckers! There's about 15,000 babies born every hour, and by "born" I mean "hatched", of course -
Utahraptor: Of course.
T-Rex: - and THAT works out to 250 babies per minute. So just 0.4% of ALL babies are suckers: less than 1%!

God: T-REX THERE'S ACTUALLY NO EVIDENCE P.T. BARNUM EVER SAID THAT SO PERHAPS THIS MAKES YOU THE SUCKER
T-Rex: Yeah, that makes sense.
T-Rex: *sigh*
T-Rex: ...I was assigned sucker at birth

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The Joy of Tech @joyoftech.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

The AI Race! www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/jo...

Title: The AI Race!
Panel 1
Four colourful AI characters (Claude, ChatGPT, Perplexity, and Gemini) line up at a race starting line.
ChatGPT says “THE FIRST ONE TO CREATE AI SMARTER THAN HUMANS WINS!”
There is a countdown… Ready, set, GO!

Panel 2 And they are off!
The four characters sprint across a desert landscape. ChatGPT shouts “I’M WAY AHEAD! I’M GOING TO BEAT YOU ALL!” Claude replies “NO WAY LOSER! I’M RIGHT ON YOUR TAIL!” Gemini calls out from behind “WAIT UP!”

Panel 3:
Close-up of the racers mid-sprint. Claude declares “I’M IN THE LEAD NOW!” ChatGPT responds “I’LL OVERTAKE YOU SOON!” Perplexity, now in the back says “ACCORDING TO 73% OF REDDIT SOURCES, I’M GAINING ON EVERYONE!”

Panel 4”
They continue running across the desert landscape. Perplexity from way behind says “WAIT A SECOND GUYS, STOP! WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN WHEN THE WINNER GETS THERE?”

Panel 5”
All four characters stop and face forward silently, contemplating the question in a vast desert landscape, with no answer.

Panel 6
All the character declare “WHOEVER GETS THERE FIRST, WILL FIND OUT!”
All four resume their mad dash and sprint toward the horizon, where a dark ominous thunderstorm awaits them.

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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Trying to get a tan in the hot weather.

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Louisa @louisathelast.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

One of the best things you can do as an adult is realize that you didn’t actually have to stop drawing, coloring, painting, playing with clay, doing whatever else you loved as a kid. Even if you’re bad at it. Maybe especially if you’re bad at it

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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

British cuisine, best in the world..

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The Joy of Tech @joyoftech.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

The cost of AI. www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/jo...

$The scene: A boss has called a meeting of his employees. He is talking to them with a glum expression. Panel One: The boss says “I’ve called you all here to say we’re going to be letting you go.” The employees look bummed. Panel Two: The boss continues: I’m sorry, it’s all about our budget and cutting costs. And now AI can do your jobs for a fraction of the expense! The employees look really bummed. Panel Three: 3: The view pulls back to an exterior shot above the office building. We see the boss and employees still in the office meeting through a window, but we now also see the massive construction site: A 500-acre data center being built, a nuclear reactor under construction, cooling towers, cranes everywhere, trucks and construction workers, coal plants burning coal, and smoke and haze in the sky. There is a billboard exclaiming COMING SOON OUR NEW MEGA DATA CENTER, POWERED BY OUR NUCLEAR REACTOR AND COAL GENERATING STATIONS! The boss says” We need to trim expenses and streamline operations!”$

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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

It's not going to make any difference to the polls if Labour replace Keir Starmer. The billionaire-owned papers and social media sites will just rip his replacement apart and present their reasons for them failing the voters. People want quick, positive change, but it's going to take years to fix.

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Theo Beastly @theopriestley.net · 12/05/2026

You just know this would have been a banging album with that as the cover.

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Malcolm Stoneman @malcolmstoneman.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Cat mosaic. Belfast Castle, Belfast This cat mosaic is one of 9 different versions of cats to feature in the castle garden. #MosaicMonday

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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

I'm supposed to be getting up tomorrow at 03:30am and it's not even for a holiday. 😭

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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Kanye West UK ban From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

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Kim Hu @kim-hu.com · 03/04/2026

YOU'VE BEEN WAITING, NOW THEY ARE HERE feed an artist || buy a shirt >> kim-hu-shop.fourthwall.com << 💀 💀 💀

photo of three shirt designs featuring skulls; left says AAAA, middle has many skulls and no text, right says HELLO
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#kimgakaku

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planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Can we skip straight to the bit where we nail him to a cross, he experiences an agonising death, and 3 days later, disapears and nobody sees him ever again please?

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