planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Probably need 20 but I've spent many many hours on these 9 My 9 games #My9Games my9games.net/en/share/554...my9games.netMy 9 Games | Shared games picksA shared 9-panel games collage. 020
planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026He's finally chosen his ballroom curtains and wants the world to admire his incredible gift for soft furnishings. 000
Reposted by planetmattSpong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026What at horrible day to have eyes. 4041794
Reposted by planetmattCaptain Howdy @captainhowdy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Jim Henson was born on this day in 1936. 513206552
Reposted by planetmattGlenn @frackpong.bsky.social · 23/09/2026When your dog hears you open a packet of biscuits. 726866
planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Tommy Robinson AND Lettuce Liz. Sheeran is smashing this. If you don't choose a side, the side chooses you. 1166
planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Aggressive Malaysian chef in Kuala Lumpur left the kitchen and demanded to know what was wrong with his food after we overdid the executive lounge canapes before dinner. Would not accept, "we are full". Very confrontational in a very quiet, fine dining restaurant. Felt so bad and so damn full. 030
planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ed currently experiencing this quote, "In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing" If you don't pick a side, the side picks you, and the side of genocide and Tommy Robinson chose Sheeran. 021
planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026A world leader that can adlib without referencing Arnold Palmer's dick. Incredible. 000
planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Why would you put one cake and two pictures in your fridge when you could have zero pictures and three cakes? What even is this madness? 020
planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The American military wants to see your dick. Why is the right obsessed with other people's genitals? Fucking weird icky losers. 010
planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 17/09/2026It cost Trump $130,000 to pay off Stormy and she didn't let him kiss her. I cannot imagine how much a woman charged him to kiss his rancid maw, although I accept I am giving this rapist the benefit of the doubt and assuming consent was sought and given. 010
Reposted by planetmattAlistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I’ve had my first Christmas tat catalogue advert and it’s - well - all kinds of filth. Mystery meat tube in a recently buggered bread roll, anyone? 8282
planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"We don't want all these migrants in the UK". Piddington leaves the UK The UK sends all the migrants to Piddington, because it's not in the UK now 010
planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I am sure this is completely unrelated to all the foreign Facebook accounts pushing the "Cash is King" narrative. Nothing to see here. 000
Reposted by planetmattSimon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Jason Watkins' Agent sighs. He glances at his laptop screen. The email arrives. Subject: Casting for 'Head of Piddington Parish Council' 315827
Reposted by planetmattRoxy Hart @roxyhart.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Villages only used to have 1 idiot 1175
Reposted by planetmattJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank 128115901942
Reposted by planetmattTom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026‘We’ve gone on Ed Sheeran’s tour by mistake’ 319439
planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Good news for Reform voters, you dog fuckers can work at the FBI. 030
Reposted by planetmattDerkHerkenbersh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The ewok that plays the stormtrooper helmets like drums at the end of Return of the Jedi has pulled out of Ed Sheeran’s tour 0485
planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Reminder that not taking sides is aligning with the status quo. 000
Reposted by planetmattIntrovert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“Please don’t answer. Please don’t answer. Please don’t answer. Please don’t answer.” - introverts, making a phone call 835840
Reposted by planetmattAmanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Happy 5th anniversary to the time this happened over on that other place. 16939161
Reposted by planetmattGeneral Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I did not know Kylie defeated the Taliban after 9/11 www.theguardian.com/music/2026/s... 1216
planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Just need Spoons to put RNLI donation boxes in every pub and the Fash mind will implode. 030
planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026"... and to your left is a lesser spotted Saville. Coming up on the right is a breeding pair of Rolfs." 030
planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The latest from the party of "protecting women and children": Medals for beating women who don't know their place. 000
Reposted by planetmattOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I can’t believe it’s exactly 14 years since The Greatest Living Englishman tweeted out this, which age cannot wither, nor custom stale its infinite variety 415439
Reposted by planetmattGabby HC @scriblit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The fash lads are out They've circled the Mail There's coke up their snouts They're violent and pale Wife Beaters are coming to town 36815
Reposted by planetmattCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/09/2026You might have to turn up for the results of this one, Nige. 13353341299
planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Send up the Bin Signal, we're going By-Electioning again. 010
planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Did this loser just voice his weird gay fireman fantasies out loud and we're all going to pretend it's completely fine for this senile orange imbecile to have access to nuclear weapons? No judgement against gay fireman fantasies but I don't want to hear them coming out of the mouth of the POTUS 010
Reposted by planetmattCharles Fourier @charlesfourier.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Bill Bryson’s words seem appropriate to post right now 5145101505
Reposted by planetmattHappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 08/09/2026Easy to follow guide from the British press 81634506
planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Fash scum on the local Portsmouth Facebook group proposing they destroy RNLI boats and buildings to, "teach them a lesson". But don't worry, according to the government, this is a completely reasonable response from "concerned citizens", with, "legitimate concerns". 010
planetmatt @planetmatt.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I mean, If I saw Gillian Anderson while driving my car, I too would 100% crash into whatever was in front of me because I certainly would not be looking where I was going, I can tell you that. 030
Reposted by planetmattGeneral Boles @generalboles.bsky.social · 05/09/2026*** BREAKING NEWS *** I'm getting reports of an adorable dog at the Bridport Hat Festival He's called Pip.....more updates as they come in 1829
Reposted by planetmattTits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Absolutely incredible thread 3225
Reposted by planetmattchristhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Major Channel 4 news investigation reveals corruption at heart of Tatooine establishment 219845