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Eva

@evab.bsky.social
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Cat-bothering cheese lover. Reluctant gardener. Slowly learning Spanish with Duolingo. Quickly forgetting everything else.

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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Someday I'll properly start my "Cats of Cotillo" portfolio, using a good camera. Not this year though. Here are some holiday cuties anyway.
Two large tabby cats getting their sphinx on.Timid, fluffy puss on a step.Large, black cat relaxing on a stone seat. These two feline dudes were hanging out next to the local fish restaurant. They had no time for people with no treats for them.
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I will, if it makes it out of London this far.
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
“Manners maketh man”, as the saying goes.
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Theo Beastly @theopriestley.net · 10/10/2026
Someone whisper in Trump's ear that Super Intelligence should be renamed again to Super High Intelligent Technology. I want to watch all the tech bro marketing departments burn through budgets for SHIT.
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DESIGN THINKING! Comic @designthinking.lol · 10/10/2026
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
@1hideki.bsky.social Has anyone already reserved that vase? If not, you should let me know the price.
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HA! @1hideki.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Available soon…
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Is that a vase? I’m liking that A LOT.
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Who is wearing these things to work?
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I often like to pretend I’m in Time Team when cleaning the litter.
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Theo Beastly @theopriestley.net · 03/10/2026
Happy #caturday
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This has crossed my mind and I think I should buy a backup can opener, just in case of emergencies.
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Free heat. Something to look forward to this winter.
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm not sure they're fully human TBH. It's like they're parasites wearing skin suits, openly doing experiments on their human tissue to see what happens. Super-creepy.
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Even though you still called it AI, your use of "super intelligent" when talking about it suggests some subservience to Donald Trump's latest renaming demands. Please don't pander to That Man.
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wow, Netflix has imposed a 33% increase on the monthly sub, which was already on the cheap ad tier. Cancelled it as we rarely use it. We've taken to watching DVDs on TV nights anyway. We get a good film for £1 at a charity shop the week before and don't end up wasting time searching through dross.
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Practical, perhaps.
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Isn't in normally two weeks with anything Trump says will happen? Anyway, he looks and sounds rough. The job and all the poison he brings to it is really aging him.
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
❤️
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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I told you next week's Hookland talk at @treadwells-books.bsky.social came with stickers ...
Sheets of vinyl stickers on a drought ravaged patch of grass. The first sheet features of drawing of the Bone Horse and the words RE-ENCHANTMENT IS RESISTANCE. The second sheet features a haunted Edwardian photograph of dear skulls and the words HERNE THE HUNTER HATES YOUR RACIST BOLLOCKS. The third sheet features a rainbow circle and the words: THE NORSE GODS WERE QUEER AS FUCK.
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was going to say almost exactly this. 😀
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love them. Maybe you'll need to make more available somehow.
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Looks like some kind of human Mousetrap game. Good job you love being there if you're already dreaming about poutine.
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I hate to be the bearer of bad news but you gotta buy my pots cause actually they may one day grow to be Emrakul The Promised End and destroy all of humanity thats how powerful and important they are. Every time i throw a pot i am tempting eldritch power. Invest now in pots
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Christina Martin @christinamartin.bsky.social · 09/09/2023
Tesco are completely out of tissues yet again
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think it's more that the British people that could afford to donate, don't support Reform. The majority of his voter base aren't well-off enough to contribute meaningful £s. Stories of foreigners taking low-paid jobs and draining the country of benefits directly appeal to these people.
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The weather finally got back to normal here in England, and no-one seems to be complaining.
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
El Niño at work, perhaps.
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I see the 4 months of Christmas has officially started. That’ll teach me for looking in Home Bargains…
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Can we just get through one day without a “FFS!!!”?
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
How long before we can expect the Atlantic to be renamed to the American Ocean then?
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I've had to stop reading. 😂 Maybe the prospect of a good beating off is why so many young men get duped into the world of crime.
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
A cartoon drawing of an angry robot overlord (Bender, from Futurama), smoking a cigar, saying "deal with it meatbags".
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I love badgers so have reposted assuming your badgers are good and not evil. Badgers need all the good vibes they can get. Also, your cat is gorgeous.
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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
FUCK IT! Who'd like to win a signed book from me & Jim? 3 of these going to 3 randomly selected people who repost this & pop a reply below. YOU MIGHT LIKE IT IF YOU LIKE: Weird stones Bookshops Mysterious pensioners Badgers The devil fungi Deer Pixies Sample story here: www.tom-cox.com/the-date/
Our massive brilliant orange cat Jim on some grass with my new collection of short stories
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The Joy of Tech @joyoftech.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Google VS Lake Ontario www.geekculture.com/joyoftech/jo...
Panel 1: A speech bubble above a Google Maps icon character shows a map with Lake Ontario relabeled “Lake America.” Beside it, a small character of Lake Ontario with stick legs and hands stands next to it. Lake Ontario says “Really?”


Panel 2: The Lake Ontario icon says “There. More accurate!” as it holds a Sharpie and stands back and admires its work. The Google Maps character has been re-named Gutless Maps.
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Though this is probably why they have to pay you...
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Thank you for your service.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title above the first two panels reads, "Dog Toys".
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a bone shaped dog toy. She says, "Look!"
The second panel shows a dog wagging its tail. There is a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It squeaks!"
The title above the last two panels reads, "Cat Toys".
In panel three we see Sarah again. She says "Come, child."
Panel four shows a cat raising its paws in glee. We see Sarah's hands holding cat nip. We see a speech bubble leading back to Sarah saying "It is time to do drugs".
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Yeah, me too.
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Or the Transvision Vamp song, "Hanging Out With Halo Jones", which I've not been able to get out of my head since reading this Fess.
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It's 23.5°C inside and I've had to swap my shorts for some long(er) trousers and socks, because it now feels cold. On the plus side, maybe, just maybe, I might get some good sleep under the duvet tonight.
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Are you suggesting that Harry and Megan's proposed residence outside of London is going to be "Rent-free in the Daily Mail Editor's head?", for the foreseeable future?
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Sardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 17/08/2026
Charles Baudelaire.
Be Drunken
Be always drunken. Nothing else matters: that is the only question. If you would not feel the horrible burden of Time weighing on your shoulders and crushing you to the earth, be drunken continually.
Drunken with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you will. But be drunken.
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
In a similar vein, I expect Simon Le Bon would give great 80's vibe too.
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Gary Numan is awesome and would totally get my vote.
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Eva @evab.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
There's only one, Tony Hadley.
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Owen Booth @owenbooth.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
As a middle-aged person I probably still have a lot to offer society BUT I DON’T SEE WHY I SHOULD HAVE TO
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