Reposted by EllisDaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 14hsorry for all the mean things i said while we were waiting for the pizza to get here 06523
Reposted by EllisMerriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 05/10/2026The SPEAKER implies. The LISTENER infers. The DUDE abides. 6447811121
Ellis @esgidiaurhedeg.bsky.social · 23hThey have red squirrels in Poland, no greys. They are much cheekier than our reds. This little bugger didn’t give a crap about me 1130
Reposted by EllisWoke AF!🌞 @creethepea.bsky.social · 05/10/2026This artist's creativity is on steroids 🤯😍 1328365
Ellis @esgidiaurhedeg.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Hmmmm. My partner has just tested positive for COVID so that's fun. I had just booked my booster shot too! 🙄 8150
Ellis @esgidiaurhedeg.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Not for the first time, but I am reminded that they walk among us. 020
Reposted by EllisAntigone @antigoneinthebes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026People don’t realize how serious the situation is. 371456359
Reposted by EllisMichelle @michelleroy78.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The women have spoken. We want pockets. Everywhere. Dresses. Pants. Bras. Pockets on dogs. Pockets on wine glasses. Never stop. 6267299
Ellis @esgidiaurhedeg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Zielony Jar #parkrun deceptively tough BTW - four laps “undulating” (we all know what that means) and because of the laps you get to enjoy every undulant four times. 7350
Ellis @esgidiaurhedeg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That’s my Z gotten at Zielony Jar parkrun this morning. I think there may have been one Polish guy and the rest British (plus the statutory Australian, obvs). Incredibly friendly event, very entertaining briefing and a cheeky red 🐿️ too. 5400
Ellis @esgidiaurhedeg.bsky.social · 01/10/2026After a hard day in the Polish salt mines, a wee bit of protein, purely medicinal. 3250
Reposted by Ellisnick @unionnick.bsky.social · 27/09/2026On the *same day* the Cornell Seven drugged and raped Jane Doe, Cornell banned four students (including the President of Cornell JVP) from campus for three years for nonviolent, pro-Palestine protests. The same Cornell officials let the rapists off with apology essays. 6052812116
Ellis @esgidiaurhedeg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Hey Apple Maps, never tell me to “proceed to the route”, I am always on the route, the route proceeds from me! What is this, 1996 and I’ve printed a route from MapQuest and put it on the passenger seat?? 3110
Reposted by EllisRob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Even if he “can’t help it” because he’s a vampire, I still think what Dracula did is wrong 3293673
Reposted by EllisSkybrush Threepwood @skybrush.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Next time I've done a shit job of something, I'm just going to tell people it's too dangerous to show them. The PowerPoint that I threw together last minute could actually pose a risk to humanity at large 416547
Reposted by EllisTom Larkin @tomlarkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We’ve spent many, many hours over the past few months searching the rock pools of Cornwall for a rainbow sea slug. Today, we finally found one! Absolutely worth all the time we’ve spent - it was truly breathtaking. 27942307
Reposted by EllisFinn @thegoblinpoet.bsky.social · 28/09/2026ngl "2 doggers, a lad out on the rob for diesel, a fly tipper and an actual terrorist get swept up into an international incident" would be a really funny premise for a slice of life British comedy 1344685
Reposted by EllisTom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026For any confused Americans, dogging is a traditional British term for walking the dog, if you're ever over here and see someone with their pet make sure to tell them how much you love dogging. That nothing makes you happier than seeing that wagging tail and panting mouth out on the heath. 4574697
Reposted by EllisRobert Hutton @roberthutton.co.uk · 28/09/2026Labour is a party disappointed by the people who vote for it and by the economy of the country it's running. thecritic.co.uk/the-... 87832
Reposted by EllisShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026For 9 years this cat has attempted to get me to feed him at 4 am every day and for 9 years he has not succeeded one time and his only takeaway has been well it's certainly not happening if I don't try again, and I'm starting to find him quite inspirational 482107209
Reposted by Ellisceej @ceej.online · 25/09/2026Be serious. Bert and Ernie are not “in love.” Maybe they used to be, once 903301395
Reposted by EllisGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 26/09/2026pasta three meals a day is fine if they’re different shapes 16340102
Ellis @esgidiaurhedeg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I have a cold. Last night I decided I’d not set alarm for #parkrun but go to bed early and see what happened. At 6am I was awake and planning a road trip. At 8:52 I was confusedly squinting at the time trying to figure out what happened. Never mind. Something special planned for next week :) 9390
Ellis @esgidiaurhedeg.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This has always been known about the smooth snake hasn’t it? I swear I knew it. Am I clairvoyant in a really, really specific way?? www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home...independent.co.ukBritain may have a new venomous snake. A zoologist explainsGreat Britain has always been thought to be home to a single venomous snake species, the adder 060
Reposted by EllisRoland Smith @rolandmcs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026These guys are protesting about 'groups of fighting age men threatening local areas'. You've got to admire the irony. 481120302
Reposted by EllisCount Mysterioso @mysteriosox.bsky.social · 22/09/2026From @vizcomic.bsky.social 0397
Ellis @esgidiaurhedeg.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I’ve just checked and I’ve bettered that time only four times ever (and couldn’t do it at the moment) and not by much either. I’m two thirds of his age. What’s my excuse? No, really, I need some ideas for an excuse please 11330
Ellis @esgidiaurhedeg.bsky.social · 21/09/20261:04:37 - 10K - 90 years old - good grief news.stv.tv/west-central...news.stv.tvRunner, 90, who finished 10k in just over an hour sets ‘world best’ time for ageVeteran Ian Winship has been hailed a ‘hero’ for his remarkable time in the Cumbernauld running event. 5270
Reposted by EllisEmma Yeomans @yeomans.bsky.social · 17/09/2026The RNLI has said the abuse of volunteers in Portsmouth has forced it to close the lifeboat station there and stop operating since September 10. Nearby stations have been providing cover to the area instead. One of the UK's largest coastal cities without a lifeboat because of the far-right. 40900502
Reposted by Ellismerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 15/09/2026god, i was born in the wrong era. imagine being around in the Cambrian period. you could just evolve something simple like shell or legs that nobody had thought of before and coast on that your whole life 101023152
Ellis @esgidiaurhedeg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Oh no metro.co.uk/2026/09/15/p...metro.co.ukPoacher sneaking up on rhinos ambushed and trampled to death by elephants 4170
Ellis @esgidiaurhedeg.bsky.social · 15/09/2026New #parkrun milestones have landed: blog.parkrun.com/uk/2026/09/1... - can't say I'm super-stoked about the colour of the 200 so may rock the black 100 until 250. Or death. Whichever comes first. #cheerfulblog.parkrun.comNew 5k milestones have arrived! | parkrun UK BlogEvery weekend, parkrun brings people together to walk, jog, run, volunteer, or simply to catch up with each other. Over the years, milestone clubs have become a favourite way to recognise that commitm... 6190
Reposted by EllisCount Mysterioso @mysteriosox.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Se7en (1995, David Fincher) 1195
Reposted by EllisYouGov @yougov.co.uk · 27/05/2026Majorities of those who voted for all five main parties in 2024 believe water and energy companies should be run in the public sector Water Grn: 91% should be public Lab: 89% LD: 89% Con: 80% Ref: 78% Energy Grn: 80% Lab: 79% LD: 74% Ref: 68% Con: 59% yougov.com/en-gb/articl... 36730
Reposted by Ellisceej @ceej.online · 12/10/2024jeep guys must be stoked that tesla guys ended up being even more annoying 1683170
Ellis @esgidiaurhedeg.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I am…shocked? Dismayed? Elated?? When I stop and think how many of my meals are some variation of cheese and wheat. 9160
Reposted by EllisJessica Elgot @jessicaelgot.bsky.social · 12/09/2026“We’ve got a massive majority by mistake!” “Does anyone know any centre left crypto billionaires?” 854195
Reposted by EllisOtto English @ottoenglish.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Britain is just looking on as a handful of tax hating billionaires buy our political future. 941356428
Reposted by EllisLouise 🌹 @louiserosee.bsky.social · 09/09/2026For anyone interested in joining the bluesky run up to Christmas team I have set up a team called Bluesky Sleighers 🩵 search for the run thing app in your app store and the event is on there. You don't have to sign up now you can do it closer to the time just save this post. Walkers welcome too 😊 11241
Reposted by EllisThe i Paper @theipaper.com · 08/09/2026"A woman was viciously attacked and senior party figures found it funny. The message sent by Farage and Jenrick is clear: violence is an acceptable response to criticism," writes @mrjamesob.bsky.social Read more: trib.al/yNG6d5Y 16975302
Reposted by EllisReflector Lich 📡 🇵🇸 @eccentricks.bsky.social · 07/09/2026He is the one suspected by Spanish Police of being involved in an insurance scam considering of filing false compensation claims, however. 1696
Reposted by EllisReflector Lich 📡 🇵🇸 @eccentricks.bsky.social · 07/09/2026To be clear, this is not the Raise the Colours founder who killed a man in Lichfield; nor is he the one who used to sell sex dolls of people's dead spouses; nor is he the member charged with making indecent images of children; nor is he the organiser convicted and jailed for human trafficking. 5267131
Reposted by EllisE.D.D.I.E.z @improbableeddie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026what i lack in memory, i make up 16124
Reposted by EllisThe Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Half-expecting government to announce VAT cut on balaclavas to help with cost of living. 131252305
Reposted by Ellisderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 06/09/2026this is the kind of design costume designers make to tell you who are the bad guys in a space movie 1272207233992
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