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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm,
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ericjennings1.bsky.social @ericjennings1.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Does Gen Alpha like wax museums?
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ericjennings1.bsky.social @ericjennings1.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The X-Files was a great chronicler of 4 door sedans of the 90s
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ericjennings1.bsky.social @ericjennings1.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Gen Z doesn't use the phrase en flagrante delicto
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Spiteful Matt @realmfresh.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Person who has seen 100 movies: The best movie ever made is Citizen Kane Person who has seen 1000 movies: The best movie ever made is 8 1/2 Person who has seen 10,000 movies: The best movie ever made is Crank 2: High Voltage
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ericjennings1.bsky.social @ericjennings1.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Every now and again I get choked up if I think about Brian Wilson for too long
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Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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Jeff Weiss @passionweiss.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The results are in
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hey i’m josh @kingadahipsters.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
tweet from @rifflexilian. it reads:

If people are fighting for an orb you are reading fantasy. If people are fighting for a cube you are reading sci-fi. If it has more sides than that. I dont know. I dont know man.
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ericjennings1.bsky.social @ericjennings1.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Reading How It's Made episode titles like stream of conscious poetry
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/07/2026
(eyes rolling back in head) Parry Systems Are For Unsalvageable Perverts. Honest and True Gamers Only Dodge
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ericjennings1.bsky.social @ericjennings1.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
No one uses caboose as slang for butt anymore, sad really
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ericjennings1.bsky.social @ericjennings1.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Don't ask me why I was looking at their Wikipedia but I just found out at least two members of New Found Glory went to Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 05/12/2024
TRANSLATION GUIDE: hey - hey heyyy - i want to have sex with you heyyyyy - i want to have sex with you heyyyyyyy - i want to have sex with you heyyyyyyyyy - i want to have sex with you heyyyyyyyyyyy - i totaled your car last night
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Dane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
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ericjennings1.bsky.social @ericjennings1.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Tom Green is the link between 90s alt comedy and Adult Swim
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 01/03/2026
criterion channel rn has a collection called YEARNING and a collection called STUNTS! and between them exits the entire spectrum of human art and emotion
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 21/11/2025
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
The Doomsday Clock is too grim. We should change it to this.
The Cliffhanger game on Price Is Right. A contestant had her hands on her head in excited stress as she watches the little mountain climber rise up the numbered ramp toward the edge based on how far off she was on a product's price. If there was audio, you'd be hearing yodeling right now.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
i remember last time i rewatched i asked where LOTR should deploy the one ‘fuck’ to which it’s entitled as a pg13 movie and @carlkinsella.bsky.social rightly said it should be denethor moaning Fuck in a highly sexual way while pippin is trying to sing his song
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robert mueller. fbi @spiritnight.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
my dad on bob weir
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
hitting the weed pen and typing "people being nice to each other" into the youtube search bar
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George @hannahtempler.com · 28/12/2025
I think about this a lot
A screenshot from a question website. The question says "Anonymous asked in Pets › Dogs • 13 hours ago
Is magic bad for dog?
I'm working on slight of hand magic tricks and practice in my house a lot. Sometimes in front of dogs. Am I hurting their brains when I'm blowing their minds?"
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 26/12/2025
i think if a director wants to make a movie longer than 120 min they should have to get permission via national referendum
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Rudbeckia @rudbeckia.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 09/12/2025
Tubi is such a crazy streaming service. It’s like if the Criterion Closet was in a gas station
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Kathryn Tewson @kathryntewson.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst
THE COURT: Okay. Case settled?
MS. CONROY: Unfortunately no, your Honor.
THE COURT: Rats.
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vineyille @vineyille.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Ranking star wars movies is complicated because there are certain themes that resonate with-- no I'm kidding, in one of them an ewok hugs Han Solo's leg and says "Ay Chihuahua." So that's number one with a bullet
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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Fuckin rocking out
ScienceAlert headline: Tinnitus Is Somehow Linked to a Crucial Bodily Function
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them
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Quinns @itsquinns.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
When I say I don't want to have kids but I still want to be involved in their lives, this is what I mean
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Brandon Bird @brandonbird.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween!
Kid in a Philip Seymour Hoffman Costume.
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
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Matinee Mode @matineemode.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
I need to know what Bob Hoskins said to Princess Diana in front of Roger Rabbit at the London premiere of WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT (1988).
Bob Hoskins meets Princess Diana as a full size Roger Rabbit costumed character stands next to them.
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Dan Marshall @danthat.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Every time I watch ALIEN I am transfixed thinking to myself "there's no way they've left themselves enough room to get the third horizontal line in that E without it looking like a squashed-in mess!" but no, every single time there it is, and it's beautiful. Most tense part of the movie tbh.
ALIEN logo being build and the E has no middle lineThe ALIEN logo
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 18/09/2025
People who criticize transgender people say there are only two genders. But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Trump: everyone in the US died from drugs last week Reporter: [nods] Trump: so we must murder on the high seas Reporter: [nods] Trump: I caught Trix rabbit once Reporter: [nods] Trump: the cock on that bunny Reporter: [nods] Trump: bigger than you think Headline: Trump Policy Seeks To Save Lives
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 14/09/2025
I love it when a foodstuff comes with a little container of green sauce. You know that shit is going to be good
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Museum of Home Video @museumofhomevideo.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
TONIGHT: A jam-packed tribute to unhinged diva JUDY GEMSTONE! PLUS: Pointer Sisters, Siouxsie, fast food biscuits ‘n’ gravy, & rock’s official internet Hall of Shame. Streams LIVE on Tuesday AUGUST 26 @ 7:30pm Pacific on museumofhomevideo.com
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Simon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
29 years ago today, Jamiroquai released the music video for 'Virtual Insanity'
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ericjennings1.bsky.social @ericjennings1.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Xzibit doing ads for the Bar-S meat company has gotta be a recession indicator, right?
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logan, hater club CEO @logan.hater.club · 12/08/2025
An executive for The Masked Singer snorts an entire rail in one go and prepares to make the pitch of his life
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ericjennings1.bsky.social @ericjennings1.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
I literally said "P as in Popeye" on the phone the other day, wtf
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ericjennings1.bsky.social @ericjennings1.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
One of the many ways we're society in decline is that Kathryn Bigelow hasn't directed a movie in 8 years
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kobayashi ḫamṭu @mattboot.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Pliny the Younger apparently thought sports were very stupid but it's funny that it's for the exact reason laid out in Seinfeld s6e12 ("The Label Maker")
[6] L To Calvisius.
Thave been spending all my time here among my tablets and books as quietly as I could wish.
"How is that possible," you ask, "in Rome?" Well, the Circensian games have been on, and that is a kind of spectacle which has not the slightest attraction for me. There is no novelty, no variety in it, nothing which one wants to see twice. Hence I am the more amazed that so many thousands of men * should be eager, like a pack of children, to see horses running time after time, and the charioteers bending over their cars. There might be some reason for their enthusiasm if it was the speed of the hors or the skill of the drivers that was the attraction, but it is the racing-colours which they favour, and the racing-colours that fire their love.
If, in the middle of the course and during the race itself, the colours were to be changed, their enthusiasm and partisanship would change with them, and they would suddenly desert the drivers and the horses, whom they recognise afar and whose names they shout aloud. Such is the influence and authority vested i one cheap tunic, I don't say with the common crowd, - for that is even cheaper than the tunic, - but with certain men of position; and when I consider that they can sit for so long without growing tired, looking on at such a fruitless, cheerless, and tedious sport, I really feel a sort of pleasure in the thought that what they take delight in has no charm for me. Thus it is that I have been only too glad to pass my leisure time among my books during the race-meeting, while others have been wasting their days in the most idle occupations. Farewell.[first lines
Jerry: Loyalty to any one sports team is pretty hard to justify. Because the players are always changing, the team can move to another city. You're actually rooting for the clothes when you get right down to it. I mean, you are standing and cheering and yelling for your clothes to beat the clothes from another city. Fans will be so in love with a player, but if he goes to another team, they boo him. This is the same human being in a different shirt. They hate him now. "Boo! Different shirt. Booooo."
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Bran 9 From Outer Space @bransonreese.bsky.social · 23/12/2023
Tried to vaporize a medieval peasant by playing a My Bloody Valentine riff for him but he was just like "be this Smashing Pumpkins?"
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Ah fuck we got the Philip K Dick future 😞
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ericjennings1.bsky.social @ericjennings1.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Normalize saying XYZ when someone's zipper is down
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Film Updates @thefilmupdates.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Keith David reacting to the announcement that he will be receiving a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
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