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Enigmatic Evil

@enigmaticevil.bsky.social
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It’s ya boy. Bad jokes, clown energy, occasional caps-lock rants. He/Him. ABSOLUTELY NOT A WOLVERINE INSIDE A HUMAN SKIN SUIT

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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 20h
young jason vs young sheldon
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 20h
Me: Is this really necessary? Divorce Court Judge: I’d like to see it *bailiff plays a video of me pouring syrup on my waffles and then putting them in the toaster*
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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 20h
Is fictional workplace urgency related to mercury being in retrograde becasue my god.
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Fidel Destro @fideldestro.bsky.social · 20h
Moon II: The Second Moon
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Enigmatic Evil @enigmaticevil.bsky.social · 20h
Good day my skymahs, I hope yall are doing well :)
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el geoffy ⚾️ @baseballzaddy.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
omg baby’s first word was mtn dew baja blast 🥹
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✰ megan ✰ @meganisthinking.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“you can’t just make things up” well apparently i can because i just did and now you’re reading it
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Dak @dak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Whoever created forklifts dramatically overestimated the weight of forks
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Enigmatic Evil @enigmaticevil.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hope all my skymahs are doing well, I'm hanging in there.
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el geoffy ⚾️ @baseballzaddy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
there is nothing more nourishing to my soul than the anguish of Yankees fans
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el geoffy ⚾️ @baseballzaddy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
isn’t a nor’easter just an Australian declining an invitation to church during Lent
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el geoffy ⚾️ @baseballzaddy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Taco Bell: *exists* me: hello love do you have an onlyfans
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Enigmatic Evil @enigmaticevil.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Good morning skymahs
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Enigmatic Evil @enigmaticevil.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Checking in. Hope my skymahs are doing well.
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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The Prince-at-the-end-of-his-guitar-solo-at-the-George-Harrison-tribute bat flip is only one thing that rules about this
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHGAHAHWHAHAAH
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Enigmatic Evil @enigmaticevil.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Is this thing on? Hope all my skymahs have a good day :)
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Enigmatic Evil @enigmaticevil.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Hope all yall Skymahs are doing well
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Ben Goldfarb @bengoldfarb.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
One of the chief virtues of the book is that it’s nearly the only remaining form of media that isn’t constantly being interrupted by ads. Between the covers is the last place on earth where no one is trying to sell you shit, a place where you can still be a human being rather than a mark.
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Enigmatic Evil @enigmaticevil.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Thinking about calling my skymahs my "bholes" idk hope all my bsky bholes are having a good day! ;)
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 22/11/2025
These horrible freaks (in Canada, the US, and everywhere else) have always been around but I think what's changed in the past ten or so years is that A) they have found each other and put aside their differences and B) learned how to draw attention to themselves, mainly by outright lying
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 22/11/2025
Gonna check in on Canada, where politics is more normal... I see there is a convoy headed to Ottawa to avenge a flock of dead ostriches
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Keegan Matheson @keeganmatheson.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Bo Bichette on his future: “I’ve said I want to be here from the beginning.” #BlueJays
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Enigmatic Evil @enigmaticevil.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Yeah its a bittersweet morning but I learned to love Baseball again. Thank you 2025 Toronto Blue Jays.
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Enigmatic Evil @enigmaticevil.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Fuck lmao
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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Being married means never having 𝚝̶𝚘̶ ̶𝚞̶𝚗̶𝚍̶𝚎̶𝚛̶𝚜̶𝚝̶𝚊̶𝚗̶𝚍̶ ̶𝚠̶𝚑̶𝚢̶ ̶𝚢̶𝚘̶𝚞̶ ̶𝚊̶𝚛̶𝚎̶ ̶𝚑̶𝚊̶𝚟̶𝚒̶𝚗̶𝚐̶ to say sorry.
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greeble 🦜 @greeble.io · 01/11/2025
We can't stop here, this is fart country!
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Paranormal Pandy 🎃 @thatbrenna.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
At this point if a murder clown tried to drag me into the woods, I'd just go
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Beth @bethh.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
The aristocrats!
Kilkea castle entrance Kilkea castle entrance with a view of the evil eye stoneEvil eye stone at Kilkea castle A description of the evil eye stone at Kilkea castle 

Within the gatehouse of the castle is a really interesting stone called the The Evil Eye Stone.


The carving is built into a stone in the guard-room above the bawn entrance to Kilkea Castle. It depicts a man engaged in a sexual act with a semi-human creature with the head of dog or wolf while another beast appears to be having sexual intercourse and eating the man at the same time while a bird pecks at this chest.
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Chadywak @chadywak.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
At midnight, my pumpkin turned into a carriage!
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Enigmatic Evil @enigmaticevil.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
The Fireman by Joe Hill is a hell of a book. He's a regular chip off the ol' block I tell ya! Say thankee-sai. ;)
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Enigmatic Evil @enigmaticevil.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Gday skymahs hope all are well :)
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dawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 23/10/2025
sorry (not) i only hang out with other silly gooses
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Enigmatic Evil @enigmaticevil.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Socrates knew that he knew nothing. Donald Rumsfeld knew that there were unknowns. I know neither of those two things.
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I’ve realized that I’m only capable of being five things to women -Like a brother -second ex-husband -spellcheck -source of knowledge about the short history of the baconator -guy who’s got their nose.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 21/10/2025
As called on TUDN radio:
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Enigmatic Evil @enigmaticevil.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Good day to all my skymahs we are riding that neuroses/contempt train today!
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
At the 12 second mark, that camera operator called an audible and just said "fuck it, the lane is clear, no tripping hazards, I'm winning a Sports Emmy for cinematography right now"
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Keegan Matheson @keeganmatheson.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Trey Yesavage will start Game 6 back in Toronto, John Schneider says. #BlueJays
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Enigmatic Evil @enigmaticevil.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Be unbelievable in the face of normalcy.
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Enigmatic Evil @enigmaticevil.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Hope all my skymahs are well.
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Enigmatic Evil @enigmaticevil.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
At least now a precedent has been set that at my wake my wife can come out to music and pyro like it's Wrestlemania and frankly that's cool as fuck
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Enigmatic Evil @enigmaticevil.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
WE GOT THIS SHIT TODAY MAHS
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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
FRIEND: do anything this summer ME: yeah i took a few road trips FRIEND: cool where'd you go ME: nowhere i just fell down in the street a lot
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Enigmatic Evil @enigmaticevil.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Hey skymahs lets keep kicking ass
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Enigmatic Evil @enigmaticevil.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I dont wanna say Red Delicious is a fraud but its not beating these allegations
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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Red Delicious apples used to be delicious and mostly red but we focused on the red and lost the delicious, and that says so much about our society.
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
I’m part of a movement known as post-post. We’ve gone beyond the post and we’re posting about it.
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Enigmatic Evil @enigmaticevil.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
They do WHAT to the horses at the home run derby?
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Enigmatic Evil @enigmaticevil.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Various reports will suggest Ive said some untoward things directed at a group of people. These are false. I told Dewey Cox he didnt want none of that shit. I was looking out for him.
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