Reposted by Bastard of Ceremoniescatren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Boss Hogg: flayed woman with antlers hung from a tree *spits* them god damn duke boys are at it again 424642
Reposted by Bastard of Ceremonieslyssa ✨ @lyssahh.bsky.social · 4hwhen your behst fwiend's wivving wiz bwack mowowd 51556186
Reposted by Bastard of CeremoniesAlicia Kraft @aliciakraft.bsky.social · 12/03/2025I really fucking hate it when my liege heeds not my measured counsel, leaning rather upon the superstitions of augurs and temple priests :( 9787178
Reposted by Bastard of Ceremoniesceej @ceej.online · 03/07/2024getting sucked into silent hill but the greatest pain at the center of my psyche is not ordering french fries at lunch so the whole thing starts to become very potato-focused 1253285
Reposted by Bastard of Ceremonieshaunted girlfriend @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 2ha hotdog will save your life 14111
Reposted by Bastard of CeremoniesSam King @samcking.bsky.social · 4hI hope everyone has a Hussein 73043760
Reposted by Bastard of Ceremoniespaige @bonerwizard.bsky.social · 1h4yo learned the idiom “now we’re talkin” and suggested instead it be “now we’re poopin” and I agree 1193
Reposted by Bastard of CeremoniesSantana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 1hI'm Poster Bill and these are my posts 1101
Reposted by Bastard of CeremoniesMaddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 2hhey remember this person who isn't in your life anymore? We made you a slideshow of them with ukulele and toy piano music behind it. Enjoy! -my photos app 0392
Bastard of Ceremonies @endgamerazari.bsky.social · 1hI got kicked out of my fraternity because I was the risk management officer and the frat was having parties at their alcohol-free house and I tried to square it with global HQ and finally expressed my a-guy-pointed-a-gun-at-me concerns to a rep and got a lot of the old guys pushed to alumni 220
Reposted by Bastard of CeremoniesRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 2hRicky Gervais was cruel to Karl Pilkington because Pilkington is pure of heart and Gervais is a wicked man and the wicked detest the innocent 49410
Reposted by Bastard of CeremoniesOrc Bitch @orcbitch.bsky.social · 2hIt has always looked smug to me 0194
Bastard of Ceremonies @endgamerazari.bsky.social · 2hFinally sang Dragula at karaoke and I'm more out of breath than after the last 5k I ran 020
Bastard of Ceremonies @endgamerazari.bsky.social · 3hThe faint smell of cigarettes Not close enough to be acrid Just close enough to be nostalgic Perfect 010
Reposted by Bastard of CeremoniesJo Wolfe, PhD @jopabinia.bsky.social · 3hEmotional support crab (emoji) 🦀 310618
Reposted by Bastard of CeremoniesNotorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 3him so furious about everything lmao 0253
Reposted by Bastard of Ceremoniesmr. cannoli @boner.ink · 3hif pinnochio came to life around me i'd throw that weird little contraption into the fireplace 0486
Reposted by Bastard of Ceremonies𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 4hvoyage into the butterverse 1114
Reposted by Bastard of CeremoniesRora! 🏳️⚧️🐇 @professorrora.bsky.social · 8hrobot girls once I'm done with them 172379527
Reposted by Bastard of CeremoniesKooTheBird @koothebird.bsky.social · 7hAt this point Deadlock isn’t even a game to me, it’s just a vehicle to listen to kooky characters banter after Valve let the writers out of the basement for the first time in like 20 years 4776217
Reposted by Bastard of Ceremoniesphylan @phylan.website · 5hsmoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak 341314141
Reposted by Bastard of CeremoniesJeremy O'Kelley @jeremyokelley.bsky.social · 4hwhat a wonderful night to have a curse 152
Reposted by Bastard of CeremoniesBoatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 15/09/2026As your universal morality priest, I would like to make this explicit: It is acceptable to mock someone's appearance in general terms if they are rich and they are bad as a person 042
Reposted by Bastard of Ceremoniesdwarf fortress bugs @dwarffortressbugs.bsky.social · 6h[0009466] Discovered kobolds just stand there 0156
Reposted by Bastard of CeremoniesLen @len.bsky.social · 12hThis might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added. 51285279
Reposted by Bastard of CeremoniesA Mech A Day @dailymecha.bsky.social · 7hModel: Stone Robot Debut: Breath of Fire Year: 1993 Designer: Tatsuya Yoshikawa 0278
Reposted by Bastard of CeremoniesSuper Mario 64 DS Hidden Stars @sm64dsstars.bsky.social · 7hThis Ugly Son of a Bitch is Collecting Super Powerful Stars and Basically, You are Fucking Stupid 1351118
Bastard of Ceremonies @endgamerazari.bsky.social · 9hMe: I'm proud of myself for eating a healthy home-cooked meal! Grilled chicken, steamed broccoli, and quinoa. Nothing fancy, but easy, satisfying, and functional. My body: poop NOW POOP NOW POOP NOW NOW NOWWWWWW 030
Reposted by Bastard of Ceremoniescynthia @vampire.cream.land · 11hi genuinely felt a profound sadness in my heart when i had to beat this thing up 221021296
Reposted by Bastard of CeremoniesElder Scrolls Items @tes-itemsbot.bsky.social · 9hFurry Tangled Jorts 051
Reposted by Bastard of Ceremoniesheresvix @heresvix.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Cringe and annoying (?) 9762231048
Reposted by Bastard of Ceremonies𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 11hthe human urge to hide an onion in your doctor’s office 2115
