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hampterland @the-hampter.bsky.social · 34m
-hear about a 3DS port for smash bros melee -look it up, wanting to download -it’s a collaborative project that allows vibecoding
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Scout's Disappointment After Update
ALT: Scout's Disappointment After Update
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 04/10/2025
Anime fuckin whips so much ass man
LeBron explaining the game to a young and inexperienced Austin Reaves and in a second panel an experienced Austin Reaves explaining the game to a young and inexperienced Bronny James
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gifkitties @gifkitties.bsky.social · 10h
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Sleeping Awake @sleepingawake.bsky.social · 20h
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gwen 🌶️👹 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 16h
Tonight on Potato, "Nightcrap"
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Martin Edelweiss @beneluxist.bsky.social · 16h
Hard dicks, working hearts…can’t lose. It’s baseball night in America
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16h
the dick pill company and the heart failure medication company should probably get together and make sure they're not advertising on the same baseball game
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Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGhoul @marzgurl.com · 18h
People don't believe me, but I'm TELLING you, there MUST be an active campaign strategy happening in media published by WB or other parts of JK's team trying to force HP awkwardly and unnaturally into public consciousness. Certainly from the WB side, I've seen multiple properties doing it already.
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gracie @iluvrabbitz.bsky.social · 18h
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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 19h
more business owners need to be like this
Coldstuff Ice-cream • Follow

I swear to God. STOP YELLING AT MY FUCKING EMPLOYEES. They are children. This job, for most of them is their first. They are going to make mistakes. They aren't in charge of anything. This can all be fixed with a smile and a polite attitude. It's ice cream for crying out loud. Grow up and act your age.
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minimatt.bsky.social @minimatt.bsky.social · 17h
"Oh sweet gonna play a mahjong game with @tietuesday.bsky.social what could possibly happe-" www.twitch.tv/tietuesday/c...
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Blessing of exodia be upon you - TieTuesday on Twitch
Watch TieTuesday's Games + Demos clip titled "Blessing of exodia be upon you" on Twitch.
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💎 @afuneralofflowers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the first time i saw this i went lmao at this tweet because i had the same thought, and then saw the date and timestamp
A tweet that says

if edelgard was a guy there'd be none of this discourse and just 6000 edelgard/dimitri forbidden love fix fics but y'all not ready for this conversation
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puddinglovelyy.bsky.social @puddinglovelyy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
giratina got a manicure #pokemon
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yuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
kris deltarune
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hank Hill looking at an iMac
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Alex Elizabeth Byrne McMillan @undeniablyalex.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
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gatorstooth 🐊 @gatorstooth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hallowgoomy
three goomy with halloween themes. the first is a jack o lantern, the second is a bat, the third is frankensteins monster
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dio @dioshaped.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
two panel comic
1st panel: finger pointing at a drawing of a sexy mouse
"this is not appropriate for our audience."
2nd panel: finger tapping erratically at a drawing of a sexy mouse BUT with a Copyright RODENT LLC and a $80.99 sticker 
"THIS is approproiate for our audience (got it, idiot?)"
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Kybosh @kybosh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I like seeing the dev of the SNES core on the Pocket actually telling one of these dudes off. Holy shit.
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Experimental MSU-1 streami. #123
nasonliu wants to merge 2 commits into a
agg23 commented yesterday
If it works, that's pretty cool; I didn't think
would ever see this implemented (I also didn't
expect LLMs to exist).
However, this is not something you can PR
here, or anywhere. You sent me a nearly 50k
line diff, unasked for, completely LLM built, and
you somehow expect me to review it. There is
SO MUCH unrelated garbage here. Never
minding all of the docs and Python, you've
somehow touched basically all of the upstream
HDL, which already had MSU1 support, so idk
what in the world you're doing.
This kind of behavior is not acceptable. You are
infringing on the time and brainpower of people
by pushing "your" content that little/no of your
brainpower went into; completely unrequested.
I hope for the sake of all responsible
maintainers that you do not do such a thing
again.
Again, I think it's cool that you and your LLM
supposedly got this to work. It has no place in
my world.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Imagine how fucking rotted a person's brain has to be to submit a 50,000 line pull request and not perceive that what you are doing is *incredibly* embarrassing and antisocial. A vibecoder can no longer notice they're greeting people by spraying hot dogshit all over the place.
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XanCow @bovinesiren.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tired: you can tell Gwyndolin was trans because she was a son turned into a daughter Wired: you can tell Gwyndolin was trans because she kept vital infrastructure running for a society that hated her while living in her dad's basement and projecting a vision of idealized femininity
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🏳️‍⚧️ emily, spooky scary sylveon @emilysylveon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
why the fuck hasn't gamestop gone under yet jesus fucking christ
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
brain: joaquin and julian castro are identical twin brothers in congress. joaquin was a campaign chair on julian's presidential campaign. me: correct. brain: in a slightly different universe, this is just the premise of a sitcom on NBC trying to compete with Spin City on ABC in the 90s. me: hm.
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Sean Morrow @snmrrw.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Never forget that David Ellison's Skydance Media was originally created so he could be an actor. Skydance's first film was 'Flyboys' starring James Franco and... David Ellison. David and his daddy invested $60m to make Flyboys. It grossed $17m Here's a bit of David's acting:
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duen / niko / miles @riolu.gay · 06/10/2026
breaking news : tails wearing hat too big hat thats too big for him
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JoCat is on his way home @jocat.net · 06/10/2026
I'm just saying if you wanted to draw a skinny black haired magic user with glasses surrounded by a bunch of women you could have just drawn me instead 😔
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Calling this a Sophie's Choice is so unhinged
Elise Jordan chats with Oakland County(MI) Jewish Democrats for MS NOW

"It's like Sophie's Choice"

"My big block is it just comes down to this whole thing with Israel"

"We'd love for him to make a definitive statement, just say: I would like everyone to know I support Israel"

"Choosing between two fundamental principles of yourself. I have a transgender daughter and I'm Jewish...a vote for Mike Rogers is a vote for my kid to be oppressed"

"My daughter is in her second year of law school and she has to hide being Jewish"

Elise Jordan: There's very little that will make them budge at this point. They fear that he is not the ally that they need for Israel policy, but also they're really concerned about anti-Semitism and feel threatened right now.
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Bony 🦴 Skeletino 💀 @notalegalrecord.net · 06/10/2026
Adopted people experience a kind of treatment that combines doll collecting with pet ownership. Consider all the terminology that overlaps (“foster,” “adopt,” “forever home,” “gotcha day,” “rehoming”). 🥚
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/10/2026
hungwy on tumblr:
[Screenshot of a food delivery app menu. A required section titled "Cut?" asks the user to "Choose 1". The selected radio button option is "Uncut (Recommended)" and the unselected option is "Cut".]

"Are they allowed to ask this for a pizza order?"
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rj @rj.dcellgames.com · 06/10/2026
I actually literally do not think they realize what they've done here. Sonic isn't just a game with fans. It's basically embedded in the fabric of the internet. Since I clicked the link ten minutes ago, two THOUSAND more people joined. And it only has five channels to post in and four moderators.
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BEGGING people to look up terms before using them for library social media. “BBW” doesn’t mean Banned Books Week
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/10/2026
“we can fantasize about raping people on livestream but if anyone thinks anything bad should happen to us as a result we will try to get them fired” sums up the state of right wing “intellectualism” pretty well
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🏳️‍⚧️ emily, spooky scary sylveon @emilysylveon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
just heard the phrase "plant-based vape replacement" as a joking way to refer to cigarettes and i need a minute
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Rex Huppke @rexhuppke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't mean to make waves or anything, but as a journalist, I am definitely opposed to the president talking about arresting journalists.
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nullma @chocomint-null.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Mike Cook @mtrc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every AI/HCI paper I review now just sounds like this.
Research [25] shows that people [26] enjoy the feeling of winning games [3,5,19]. Enjoying things can lead to longer life expectancy [2], higher economic productivity [9,22,33-40,302] and improve mental health [9]. Yet many games still include losing players [67,4]. A recent study showed that less than half of the players in a Chess [1] match win on average [42]. We have developed an LLM-driven co-creative [66], user-led [11], mixed-initiative [80] assistant for Chess [2], through which players can redefine the rules of Chess [3] using generative AI prompting such that they are the winner of Chess [4]. A study (n=3) showed that 100\% of people felt better, healthier and more self-actualised after using our tool, showing that this may be the way forward for games and human culture more broadly in the future.
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Kathryn Salamander: Witches' Road or bust 🎃 @transsalamander.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lucky for you all the very first track of the best album you've never heard is this exact premise youtu.be/MAW84RRNw84
youtu.be
Musical Transients (Full Album)
YouTube video by Psynwav
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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/10/2026
the brazil thing is so depressing because they did the right thing, man they did what we couldn’t, they actually prosecuted their coup and threw bolsonaro’s ass in jail and generally showed the united states what a functional state looks like and now they are gonna elect his dipshit son? really?
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David J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In spite of being of the correct generation to have grown up while "Peanuts" was still in active publication, it's always a little surreal to be reminded that the most popular comic strip in the English-speaking world for fifty solid years was about an eight-year-old with clinical depression.
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A Spiced Pumpkin Sergal 🎃🍂 @adorablesergal.neocities.org · 04/10/2026
Cohost became an important repository for contemporary computer science educational material.
Cohost user Ash posts a "guide to anthropomorphizing computers", with the incorrect technique identified as "Sorry if our AI chatbot hallucinates things that never happened. We're going to teach it that lying is bad" while the proper green check mark method is "This is my protogen taur based on the Compaq Deskpro 386. It loves to say beep and needs repairs 3-4 times per week"
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A Spiced Pumpkin Sergal 🎃🍂 @adorablesergal.neocities.org · 04/10/2026
We saw fascinating non-human interest stories on Cohost.
Cohost user Cay posts, "Went to the weed store and the lady is all like 'oh this is a sativa strain that's a cross between lemon cookies and purple stank with high levels of mango terpenes' girl just point me at the stuff that makes me think I have paws"
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Lizstar @lizstar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A ferret, a mink, a stoat, and a weasel are starting up a new band called Weezel
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songbird @noctsilk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the world when it's my turn to be an adult
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BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
my mom: yaoi.... that's, like, another name for god, right?
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dimp @dimpindot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
very quick zero suit doodle
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.meow @dotmeow.org · 04/10/2026
I think cats should be allowed to vote
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watch me
A digital painting of Espeon.

In the living room around noon, a espeon sprawls across the laptop, demanding attention from the man using it. With the keyboard entirely underneath the espe, working is clearly out of the question. Well, I have work to do, but I suppose I'll just have to give her some playtime...
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Aparna Nair @disabilitystor1.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I swear social media has addled the brains of so many parents, its terrifying to behold. What do you mean youre feeding the photos of your underaged children into this app
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