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XanCow

@bovinesiren.bsky.social
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| 18+ only | she/her or it/its | trans | 30s | the face that launched a thousand tits | i write smut mostly revolving around monstrous pregnancies || moo

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XanCow @bovinesiren.bsky.social · 24m
Tired: you can tell Gwyndolin was trans because she was a son turned into a daughter Wired: you can tell Gwyndolin was trans because she kept vital infrastructure running for a society that hated her while living in her dad's basement and projecting a vision of idealized femininity
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XanCow @bovinesiren.bsky.social · 1h
this is actually why they hid Gwyndolin away
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mutt, sharps container-container 🪡 @butchinheat.bsky.social · 1h
Can someone make a diy guide that has info on sourcing dht cream for me and my poor penis please
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XanCow @bovinesiren.bsky.social · 4h
I'm fairly certain the alien birth scene in Men in Black did things to my brain; I was already a bit fucked up around pregnancy for Reasons™️, but this fucking sealed it lmao.
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Jeanne d'Snark 🏳️‍⚧️ Bull of Heaven @jeannedsnark.bsky.social · 5h
Sir shinji, commune with the godhead, or else lady rei will have to do it again
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XanCow @bovinesiren.bsky.social · 5h
I was scared of a lot of things as a child, but the earliest I recall was being absolutely freaked the fuck out by the Goofy movie opening where Max becomes a giant. No clue why, it just freaked out a young me. Wish the answer was more satisfying but that was it.
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XanCow @bovinesiren.bsky.social · 9h
this is such a minor bitch given everything going on, but i do think there's a discussion to be had about trans activism right now taking a very fear-uncertainty-dread approach to try to appeal to allies, but mostly ends up worsening a bunch of trans folks' anxiety instead.
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willow 🦌 @willowlvm.bsky.social · 10h
I should probably post some screenshots of the map i've been working on so here #sourceengine #gmod #hammer
A shot of an abandoned farmhouse situated in a cornfield on a dreary evening, surrounded by a valley presumably the appalachiansA VHS camera shot of a mountain range with a radio tower way off in the distance, its still the same map just framed in a way that looks realistic as if it was an actual photo takenAnother VHS camera shot of just the cornfield with some trees in the distance and golden orange sun peeking through the trees and corn, the shot is framed in a way that looks realistic as if it was an actual photo taken
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Jax O'Lantern, Bimbo Reprobate 🎃✨️ @rufflejax.bsky.social · 9h
tis the Season i fear
text overlaid on the dark rococo innards of a manor house or other grand building says "if you see me wandering the windswept moors and highlands in nothing but a nightgown plastered to my skin with rain, wailing and wringing my hands as i stumble over the already mud-trodden hem, i ask that you do NOT approach. i will be FINE. i just need to work through some stuff & be dramatic first. please respect that."
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XanCow @bovinesiren.bsky.social · 14h
had a dream that communists started building customized portapotties to criticize anarchists. something about the "occupied" label not working as a statement on how you never know what you'll get with anarchy.
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XanCow @bovinesiren.bsky.social · 21h
oh okay I absolutely *fill* this top now
selfie, wearing a cowkini
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XanCow @bovinesiren.bsky.social · 21h
yeah okay highland cow sona might just be the vibe
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SlickPens @slickpens.bsky.social · 22h
Just two cow gals helping one another out 😜💦 Comm for @gardnerverse.bsky.social
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Sophie Pilbeam 🏳️‍⚧️ @sophiepilbeam.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When you’re okay with half the Jedi surviving.
Receipt for order 33
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Sinclar Lore [The Snack Covenant] @sinclairlore.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A premiere is coming :) youtu.be/ZNPaMyprU04 Exploring BLUE: Resident Evil meets Tomb Raider meets Flipper
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Exploring BLUE: Resident Evil meets Tomb Raider meets Flipper
YouTube video by Sinclair Lore
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The Other Happy Place @theotherhappyplace.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me: you ever notice all the penetrative imagery Cronenberg gives his male characters in movies? My friend: why no. Whatever do you mean?
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Sartha kayce @t4tcisphobe.hellstar.plus · 03/10/2026
so the thing about mechsplo is women will just assign you whichever character would be worse to be for you
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XanCow @bovinesiren.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hmmmm
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Else @else.social · 03/10/2026
pervert photography
A photograph of a beautiful pink rose's heart.A photograph of a beautiful pink rose's heart, lewdly beaded with moisture.
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Liv, short for Livid 🏳️‍⚧️ @shookegg.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
NYC tgirls are kind but not nice, SF tgirls are nice but not kind, and Seattle tgirls are stuck waiting for the 8 bus
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XanCow @bovinesiren.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hello lesbians on my phone
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XanCow @bovinesiren.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Disco Elysium dialogue option tbh
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XanCow @bovinesiren.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My one problem with cow stuff is all the print is Holstein Friesian which yeah, is the most common cow, but also is highly selectively bred leading to a number of health issues. Where is the Ayrshire love? Don't you want a dairy cow who is gonna last for longer than four years before keeling over?
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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
its called a job interview because their only objective is to make u suffer like that guy
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Millie(let) @gyro.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
realizing that "beastie" is only one letter off from "bestie" has been a revolution in talking to furries
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XanCow @bovinesiren.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think once I'm done shedding hairs from this last round of laser, I'll basically have no dysphoria with my face? I still can't believe the biggest thing here was a good haircut lmao.
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XanCow @bovinesiren.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
yeah okay it turns out this kink may be load bearing for my mental health
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XanCow @bovinesiren.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
fixed ☺️
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Fawnduu🐮🔜 Big Chillin @fawnduu.com · 02/07/2026
Drew Cow Abbi's baby calf the other day so naturally..... 🤰
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Fawnduu🐮🔜 Big Chillin @fawnduu.com · 29/07/2026
Had to put cow abbi back in the overalls for summertime. 🐄☀️
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Fawnduu🐮🔜 Big Chillin @fawnduu.com · 03/09/2026
and what if abbi was a highland cow???🥺
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XanCow @bovinesiren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
at a weird place in my life where I feel great while I am at work because I am doing a very good job there and feel very useful, whereas outside of it I have cut back on a lot of things I used to volunteer for and therefore feel useless and bad.
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XanCow @bovinesiren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
comparison seems to be the one vice i can't kick
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Grinda 🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
omegaverse yuri should be giving my my fill of aggressive, possessive women demanding tiny waifs bear her children but it's all just femme 4 femmes with their tubes tied who never even think about reproduction.
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Charlotte Sometimes @charonsferry.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
(talking about pregnancy with trans women) it would be so nice to be a mother, yes, to bring life into this world, to slowly nurture someone into being... the yearning is so profound sometimes, isn't it? (talking about pregnancy with cis women) girl Please don't,
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Zephyra Aurora Ladywood 🏳️‍⚧️ @zal-cryptid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tis the season
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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
looked da king in yellow directly in their ??? and was chill and unharmed because im dumb as shit and cant comprehend it
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XanCow @bovinesiren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
once again avoiding the urge to be melodramatic on main
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XanCow @bovinesiren.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
at least i'm kinda cute when i'm sad
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Jax O'Lantern, Bimbo Reprobate 🎃✨️ @rufflejax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
what if instead of looking for mechsplo discourse i loved myself
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XanCow @bovinesiren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fuck it, I'm just going to make this happen actually.
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XanCow @bovinesiren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
butches...🫠🫠🫠
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XanCow @bovinesiren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have learned more about how cow heat cycles work and there is something deeply funny about how when they are ready to be bred they a) just stand there basically signaling "FUCK ME NOW" and b) get restless and start mounting other cows bisexual icons
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XanCow @bovinesiren.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
How am I supposed to work under these conditions (in heat, unbred, unmilked)?
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Demoiselle Porcelaine :7 @bagoflenas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Transmisogynist SHOCKS transfem barista by ordering in perfect Heat from fire fire from heat
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Nikki 'Samyazan Scion' Ophan @nikkiophan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
flowery deltarune has absolutely no idea what sex is, but he is absolutely convinced that he does know
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Sword-Saint Vitus @armoredprincess.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sorry to the empty hypndollies but cisgender coworkers have cornered the market on uncritically absorbing any idea their superiors tell them
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blue @bluebirdofsorrow.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
i got told "no grain liquor for the new mom" at the harvest festival for the crop I BLESSED. this is such bullshit i only found out that i had immaculately conceived from cutting down that demon yesterday. being a fertility goddess is so hard
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Ms. Drakonovna @artificialangel13.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Other cowgirls will say stuff like "what if I was the useless cow that couldn't be milked and you put a boltgun to my head and told me that I would be better as burgers?" and I'm over here ready to say "I will not milk in these conditions now breed me or I remake Chicken Run with Cowgirls and Guns"
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Fawnduu🐮🔜 Big Chillin @fawnduu.com · 30/09/2026
Shes so awesome
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