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@emilonwheels.bsky.social
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Lurkenproletariat and meme recycler. (he/him)

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🖤 Ina! ❤️ @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
obligatory for the 4th
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jaker @jaker.fightins.online · 31/05/2026
western conference finals game 7 who gives a Shit
Real ball
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nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 11/10/2025
cry havoc and let slip the frogs of war
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davy gravy @tveite.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
if i see this shit i'm instablocking you every time for no other reason than because it's funny to me
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Queer Momentum @queermomentum.ca · 06/06/2025
In two weeks, we're delivering our petition to the relevant Ministers. Help maximize our impact: sign the petition calling for accessible pathways to asylum in Canada for 2SLGBTQIA+ refugees, including from the US, and share widely: www.momentumcanada.net/pathways
Pride flags fly against a blue sky. In the foreground, a purple box is full of white and yellow text which reads:

UPDATE: Support trans refugees. Our petition calling for a clear, accessible pathway for trans refugees has nearly 8,000 signatures. We’ll deliver to the Minister in two weeks. Help us increase the impact - add your name and share this post.

Help make a difference today. Add your name at
momentumcanada.net/
pathways
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Jason Schreier @jasonschreier.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I'm just saying, Final Fantasy Tactics is one of the greatest games ever made
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emil @emilonwheels.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
lol get bent loser
pp lost lol
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ceej @ceej.online · 28/04/2025
the market dominance of scrolling vertical video apps is completely baffling to me, a guy who lives in constant terror that his phone will make a noise
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
GIVE ME BACK MY HOLES!!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELITON WHO LIVED THROUGH MANY ERA'S OF COMPUTER WHEN YOU COULD PLUG MORE AND MORE SHIT INTO YOUR COMPUTER AND THEN SUDDENLY : NOTHING AT ALL!!! A FEATURELESS SILVER CURVE! YOU MUST BEG TO TRANSFER FILES ! YOU MUST BEG TO CONNECT HEADPHONES ON BLUE TOOTH!!! LET ME PLUG MY FUCKING HEAD PHONE'S  AND MY USB CABLE'S IN AND LET ME MOVE MY FILE'S NUFF SAID!!! AND DA TEXT SAYS "LEG ME PLUG MY PHONE AND COMPUTER INTO OTHER SHIT !! GIVE ME BACK MY TECHNOLOGY HOLE'S " AND SHARE THIS POST IF IM RIGHT (I AM RIGHT) - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
it's back
a shirt design with a drawing of a frog accompanied by the text "don't want to be human i want to be a frog eat bugs- swim whenever sing 'hello my baby' we live in a factory that produces death and destruction on an industrial scale
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 19/03/2025
when an american electronic appliance chirps at me: I did not invite you to speak. I despise you. I wish to destroy you when a japanese appliance chirps at me: You are my little friend. You are my companion in the journey of life
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Game Boy Ain't Right @gb-aint-right.vampirefriday.org · 09/03/2025
A screenshot from King of the Hill stylized to look like an original Game Boy game. Bobby Hill is shouting "THAT'S MY PURSE! I DON'T KNOW YOU!"
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cathode ray tubetop @nightelectricity.com · 07/03/2025
new saddest six word story just dropped
Facebook marketplace listing for "Full Podcasting set up (Hardly used)
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alicia 🍳 @acorviart.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
cmykrab risoprint. which means it's not actually cmyk. crab deception! available here: acorviart.bigcartel.com/product/cmyk...
Risoprint of three crabs in pink, aqua, and yellow, with a small black crab in the middle. The text underneath says CMYKrab.
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 04/03/2025
King of Shoot the Shit checking in
signs reading

kick your ass is wrong i don't want to be right
king of shoot the shit
no smoking i will crazy
no beer no dad
youare my love my angle don't treat me like potato
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emil @emilonwheels.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
froggy pizza 🐸💚
Two small, frog-shaped pizzas are cooling on a stove top. Both pizzas have a green crust, eyes on the top edge made with dough balls and kalamata olives, and vegetable smiles. The left pizza is densely topped with vegan pepperoni, red peppers, kalamata olives, and grape tomatoes. The right pizza is more sparsely topped with vegan pepperoni, green olives, grape tomatoes, and two mushroom slices for hands.
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emil @emilonwheels.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Even cats know gaming greatness when they see it. @quest64official.bsky.social
A fluffy orange cat sits on an oversized red ottoman in the loaf position. His neck is twisted 180 degrees so he can gaze behind him at the irresistible glow of the Quest 64 title screen on the TV.
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drew @dogballs.info · 20/02/2025
Trans rights are non negotiable. It’s like a foundational aspect of a better world
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Alex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 16/02/2025
i found it: my only good tweet
“oh my god i see french people calling him Gritté and i’ve never been more pleased to see an accent aigu in my life”

accompanied by a quick cartoon of nhl mascot gritty (Gritté) in a beret, holding a baguette and smoking a cigarette. he is very happy.
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 21/01/2025
Everybody be gayer
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
If you can't be real stupid and loud about your favorite stuff is it even worth existing?
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
We're making all your websites shitty and evil. What are you gonna do, log off and spend time with your family
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Marko (Nerd and Jock Comics) @markoraassina.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Relationship Goals
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Spaghetti Joe @spaghettijoe.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
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Erika @eris148.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
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JLP @jlp.systems · 09/01/2025
Please hesitate to contact me
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 08/01/2025
Yep. Time to leave all Meta platforms.
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Satan @s8n1.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
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✨️naomithinksit✨️ @naomithinksit.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Every museum should have a Little Guys Tour, and at the end of the tour you can buy reproductions of all the little guys
Egyptian Blue Bes ceramic Statue from the British museum shop, kind of looks like a tiny suspicious bear? He's adorable A middle Egyptian turquoise hippo from the met. He looks despondent and adorable. He has line art of reeds painted on his back and face. A ceramic baby rattle from the met shaped like a pig. However it doesn't look much like a pig, it's giving creature saying ooooooo. It's adorable.Little red earthenware bowl from the met. It has two little humanoid feet on the bottom and looks like he's standing shyly. Adorable.
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Chris Sotomayor 🇵🇷 @sotocolor.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 28/11/2024
Imagining eating gelatinous cranberry out of a can because you do not have the strength of will to do a transvaluation of all values, and recreate the world in your own image.
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Jeff Stormer @jeffstormer.gobirds.online · 13/11/2024
Hello all: It is with a heavy heart that I remove my Starter Pack of "Trustworthy Mesopotamian Copper Ingot Merchants Within the City-State of Ur." I have been informed about some pretty unfortunate oversights on my part and ultimately platformed some creators who should not have been platformed.
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dr. hazel 🕯️ @hazelmonforton.com · 25/11/2024
Personally I am of the opinion that video games rot your brain. However, so does everything else. In fact, everything else is worse. Video games actually are the slowest means towards your inevitable and total brain rot.
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Liz Richardson @mizliz.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Heartbroken to admit that if you eat healthier things and move more, it does make you feel better. What the fuck.
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𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚕 𓅇 @adderallblack.bsky.social · 07/11/2024
doing a line of microplastics and jumping into a bog
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
pass laws that compel new liquor stores and dispensaries to open in defunct businesses and retain the brand identity. Weed Lobster will rise
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Brendaniel @brendaniel.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
nothing I hate more (in this specific moment) than the slow death of the text walkthrough, I don't want to stutter through some dumbass video with 8,000 ads to figure out where the golden secrets are in Fuckshit 2024. I just need a picture and a small paragraph, please god.
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cats who share one braincell @catbraincell.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
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trickster and demimondaine @combledore.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
When a kitten is sleeping on your lap and their paws twitch with their dreaming, RT if you agree
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Sam Teck @samxteck.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
This 💯
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 20/11/2024
An introvert is someone who believes it is generally a waste of time to be around other people. In other words, someone who is correct.
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