iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

smoking turnips with a guy named Lord Bonus who lives in a culvert. he told me "you look like the totem moon" and insinuated a great war would be fought in my dreams

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I fell asleep at the wake so they went ahead and cremated me too.

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Pissed Pistofferson @elsobs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Please sir, my McDonald's... it's not participating

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Pissed Pistofferson @elsobs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

it's called what I just implied maybe you've inferred of it

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m just a boy, standing in front of a girl, using obscure Victorian terminology and not understanding what isn’t working, where are you going baby, why are you flagging down a mutton shunter

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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent

Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range

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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Mary Quant (1930-2023), British fashion designer and fashion icon who was pivotal the 1960s London-based Mod and youth fashion movements #WomensArt

Monochrome photograph featuring a white woman wearing a white mini dress with black diamonds in a vertical stripe, with short dark bob hairstyle and both hands up

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

JUDGE: who is your lawyer ME: it's this haunted thingy ＩＯＢＪＥＣＴ ME: sorry, haunted object ＦＵＣＫＹＯＵ ME: sorry, cursed object

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Pissed Pistofferson @elsobs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Your Honor, in my client's defense, he was only trying to have Fun on the Internet.

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Pissed Pistofferson @elsobs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sorry I can't make it I'm busy decomposing in the woods

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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"The ways in which" <- Elmer Fudd telling you who turned him into dried fruit

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Pissed Pistofferson @elsobs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Good kitty is unhappy about being part of this product packaging

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Pissed Pistofferson @elsobs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I forgot that Darth Maul looks like a cat's butthole

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crumbum @fuwolfman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I’m just an organic amalgam of impulse and appetite that exists primarily to poorly name cats.

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MiloPoint @milopoint.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Fake it until you can break down in private.

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Pissed Pistofferson @elsobs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Smart glasses but they attract the ball from Phantasm

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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 26/09/2026

oblique strategies

a sign by a paved path that says “STAY OFF COURSE”

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A Garbage Can @steakcityliars.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

The ominous slowing of your roll

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Phil @heardyoulooking.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Save me, yacht rock Jesus

A facebook marketplace listing for a picture of Jesus where he looks like Kenny loggins

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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I just think it’s strange that all the gambling companies have ads with athletes and celebrities instead of featuring all their users who have become millionaires betting, very strange indeed

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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

are you in the mood for snake?

A drawing of a woman holding a telephone to her ear. A snake is coming out of the phone, and the woman is saying "I live for snake."

Big text at the top says "ARE YOU IN THE MOOD FOR SNAKE?"

Text underneath says "CALL 1-888-SNAKE TODAY, THE ONLY PHONE NUMBER THAT WILL SEND REAL, LIVE SNAKES THROUGH YOUR PHONELINE TODAY.

SNAKES ARE STANDING BY TO TAKE YOUR CALLS.
EXPERIENCE SNAKE - 1-888-SNAKE"

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My Name is Grant @mynameisgrant.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

For people who got real horny watching The Deer Hunter, I guess

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Pissed Pistofferson @elsobs.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

*Ice Cube voice*

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Pissed Pistofferson @elsobs.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Sending me a "Shipping Label Created" alert two days after sending the "Your Package Has Shipped" message is playing with my emotions

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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Autistic son tells me, just now, that he wants to vape chemtrails.

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Pissed Pistofferson @elsobs.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I forgot that Darth Maul looks like a cat's butthole

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Adam Christopher @adamchristopher.me · 17/09/2026

Ellipsus is the best writing platform for a number of reasons, the most important of which is they are vehemently anti-AI, and their Emboss tool can prove you created what you did. And... THEY MADE A SHORT FILM ABOUT IT. Holy cats. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iCI...

youtube.com

ELLIPSUS: EMBOSS (SHORT FILM)

YouTube video by Ellipsus

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Pissed Pistofferson @elsobs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I need one of those motorcycles that helps you poop

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kegels @kegels.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

do kegels right now

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Pissed Pistofferson @elsobs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Criterion Closet episode with Emilio Estevez where all the boxes are plain white with the word "Movie" on them, he picks one at random and looks at it and says, "Oh, wow, yeah, Stephen had us all watch this before we started shooting "Maximum Overdrive"

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Pissed Pistofferson @elsobs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Criterion Closet episode where the Wes Anderson Box Set is booby-trapped and it administers a powerful electric shock to Timothée Chalamet

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Pissed Pistofferson @elsobs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Criterion Closet episode with Edie McClurg where she only talks about Funny Games and says, "The audience is complicit, dontcha know"

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Pissed Pistofferson @elsobs.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Criterion Closet episode where Justin Long reaches for the Big Lebowski DVD and it activates a secret door to a dark staircase and he disappears down it and the camera just stays on the open doorway for six minutes and then they cut to the Closet Picks and it just says The Big Lebowski.

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