Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Pornos used to be about making you horny and now if I'm understanding correctly they're about trying to kill you 020
Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'm ape-political, I'll vote for whoever is going to make Planet of the Apes happen 030
Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"The ways in which" <- Elmer Fudd telling you who turned him into dried fruit 412828
Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Parsing "family oriented" on a dating profile as a sexual orientation 010
Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026In the first week of nfl foot ball action all the players got injured 000
Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026If you pay attention you'll see more and more the distinctive leaves of tulip trees around Toronto. They're not supposed to grow here, but the experts expect that with climate change they'll do well but not adversely affect native species. It used to be all ash, but I wasn't paying attention then. 011
Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Every one always used to say "I hope 9/11 doesn't happen," but they don't say that any more 030
Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I've literally never smelled anything that bad, but on the other hand, I wish I could take some part of it with me to remember, the bugs weren't even bothered by me, drunk off the experience of it, wow, me as well, I guess 000
Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026My recycling bin smells like something died in there but on the plus side it smells like something new is being born 011
Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Gaming is the ultimate gamer's delight - The Delighted Gamer 050
Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026A fun prank to play on your friend is to convince them to have "one more beer" and then whip out the 710 mL oversized ones 000
Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I'm the ceo of Weyland-Yutani, and by this time next year the whole economy will be entirely monster-based, instead of the way you do things now, you'll do them in a new way that involves a scary monster 031
Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Economic conditions are causing what's known as a "fucker's market" 020
Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026It's that time of year when the local peaches have me awed, I live here and they grew these here, I mean, wow, what outrageous fortune 140
Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026When you kill a bug it releases pheromones to tell other bugs that you're a loser with no friends 030
Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Going to tim hortons to get a coke zero double double 000
Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Drank a beer outside last night and the raccoons in my neighbour's tree sound so goofy, like they don't know what they're doing or they're doing it wrong or something 010
Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Rolling up the legs of my big shorts before using a public bathroom like an ancient warrior girding their loins 020
Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 16/07/2026When england won the world cup it was because they had Mary Poppins 010
Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 15/07/2026They should also give you a porno mag to help when you donate blood 172
Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Getting a dog with a silly name and then trading names 000
Reposted by Worst TruckCameron Boozer Fans United Kingdom @femmebanyama.bsky.social · 07/07/2026youtu.be/HlDkKK-Fg3I?...youtu.berappers who have actually shouted out the grinchYouTube video by emi fisher 2135
Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 03/07/2026They gave me truth serum but it made me shit nonstop and they couldn't ask me any questions because I was in the bathroom basically until it wore off 020
Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 02/07/2026(Meeting my friend’s child) hey, does he know about pee pee and poo poo yet? 011
Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 30/06/2026I ate all the balls in the ballpit and now I'm too big and round to fit through the tunnel to get out 000
Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026I'm showing nfl kickers a world cup game, they're freaking out with all the kicking, they're barking like dogs and puking 010
Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Wearing goal-net stockings in honour of the beautiful game 010
Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 28/06/2026It would be fun if all the soccer players shaved their heads because it improves headers 010
Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 28/06/2026How about parrotpunk and it's jimmy buffett and punk together at last 000