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@warmworm.bsky.social
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I'm mice and I'm mormal. I would say the main thing about me is that I have become strange in the past few years because of covid and Gaza. Tornto

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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pornos used to be about making you horny and now if I'm understanding correctly they're about trying to kill you
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'm ape-political, I'll vote for whoever is going to make Planet of the Apes happen
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In Nolan's movie Odysseus steals Christmas
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sorry I'm late, I went extinct due to an asteroid
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"The ways in which" <- Elmer Fudd telling you who turned him into dried fruit
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Parsing "family oriented" on a dating profile as a sexual orientation
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
You gonna make those dollies kiss or what
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
In the first week of nfl foot ball action all the players got injured
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Zero-calorie soft drinks should come in these
An Italian "fiasco" bottle of wine. A rounded, bulbous bottle of wine, the bottom two-thirds of which is covered by dried straw basket.
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If you pay attention you'll see more and more the distinctive leaves of tulip trees around Toronto. They're not supposed to grow here, but the experts expect that with climate change they'll do well but not adversely affect native species. It used to be all ash, but I wasn't paying attention then.
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's 9/11 Roshie Shoshie
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Every one always used to say "I hope 9/11 doesn't happen," but they don't say that any more
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
At the weed store buying a Bob Marley lighter
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I've literally never smelled anything that bad, but on the other hand, I wish I could take some part of it with me to remember, the bugs weren't even bothered by me, drunk off the experience of it, wow, me as well, I guess
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
My recycling bin smells like something died in there but on the plus side it smells like something new is being born
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Worming hard or hardly worming
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Gaming is the ultimate gamer's delight - The Delighted Gamer
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Hoppin on this bad boy tryin fuck Socrates
Box of the game "Electronic Dream Phone" in Greek
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A fun prank to play on your friend is to convince them to have "one more beer" and then whip out the 710 mL oversized ones
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Photo of Itzchak Herzog and Joe Biden with text:
Biden: "If there were not an Grinch, we'd have to invent one"
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Tummy time tummy slime
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Burning man more like Bernie Mac
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm the ceo of Weyland-Yutani, and by this time next year the whole economy will be entirely monster-based, instead of the way you do things now, you'll do them in a new way that involves a scary monster
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Fuck you!!!!!!!
Black text on white background: "Tom and Jerry (also known as Tom & Jerry)"
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Economic conditions are causing what's known as a "fucker's market"
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Like lovers dude
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Oh take me back to the 1990s to kill baby hitler
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Arthur Milker Breasts of a Saleman
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Lifeslime warranty
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The Penis Of A System Is What It Cums
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"It's the only cheerocracy in the middle east"
A white cheerleader (Kirsten Dunst) and a black cheerleader (Gabrielle Union) confront each other as other cheerleaders look on, from Bring It On
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It's that time of year when the local peaches have me awed, I live here and they grew these here, I mean, wow, what outrageous fortune
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
When you kill a bug it releases pheromones to tell other bugs that you're a loser with no friends
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Going to tim hortons to get a coke zero double double
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Drank a beer outside last night and the raccoons in my neighbour's tree sound so goofy, like they don't know what they're doing or they're doing it wrong or something
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I like that mould slime rock & roll
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Rolling up the legs of my big shorts before using a public bathroom like an ancient warrior girding their loins
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Jony Ive? You've what? and don't call me Jony
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
When england won the world cup it was because they had Mary Poppins
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
They should also give you a porno mag to help when you donate blood
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Getting a dog with a silly name and then trading names
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Cameron Boozer Fans United Kingdom @femmebanyama.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
youtu.be/HlDkKK-Fg3I?...
youtu.be
rappers who have actually shouted out the grinch
YouTube video by emi fisher
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
When it comes to soccer it's kick or be kicked
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
They gave me truth serum but it made me shit nonstop and they couldn't ask me any questions because I was in the bathroom basically until it wore off
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
(Meeting my friend’s child) hey, does he know about pee pee and poo poo yet?
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I ate all the balls in the ballpit and now I'm too big and round to fit through the tunnel to get out
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I'm showing nfl kickers a world cup game, they're freaking out with all the kicking, they're barking like dogs and puking
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Wearing goal-net stockings in honour of the beautiful game
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
It would be fun if all the soccer players shaved their heads because it improves headers
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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
How about parrotpunk and it's jimmy buffett and punk together at last
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