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Pissed Pistofferson @elsobs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The muddy survivors report that the enemy is comprised of dream British longbowmen

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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

smoking turnips with a guy named Lord Bonus who lives in a culvert. he told me "you look like the totem moon" and insinuated a great war would be fought in my dreams

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chris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I fell asleep at the wake so they went ahead and cremated me too.

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Pissed Pistofferson @elsobs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Please sir, my McDonald's... it's not participating

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Pissed Pistofferson @elsobs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The original version is also great and criminally under-exposed

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Pissed Pistofferson @elsobs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

it's called what I just implied maybe you've inferred of it

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Pissed Pistofferson @elsobs.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Making it clear we aren't dealing with just some Deputy

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Pissed Pistofferson @elsobs.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Fluido Mortale is a very very good name

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Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I’m just a boy, standing in front of a girl, using obscure Victorian terminology and not understanding what isn’t working, where are you going baby, why are you flagging down a mutton shunter

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Pissed Pistofferson @elsobs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Instantaneous enclothed cognition would be a good superpower

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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

If you ever wondered why visible light is those particular wavelengths, it's because life evolved to see in the narrow range where water is transparent

Diagram of absorption of emf by water. There's a gap right that dips in the 500 nm range

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Pissed Pistofferson @elsobs.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

waitin' for the walkies that will never come

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Pissed Pistofferson @elsobs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

was the same age, it was "the place where I saw the robot parrot"

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Pissed Pistofferson @elsobs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

didn't it turn out that you were the blood the whole time?

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Pissed Pistofferson @elsobs.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Busy Earnin' has never left our "getting ready for school" playlist

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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Mary Quant (1930-2023), British fashion designer and fashion icon who was pivotal the 1960s London-based Mod and youth fashion movements #WomensArt

Monochrome photograph featuring a white woman wearing a white mini dress with black diamonds in a vertical stripe, with short dark bob hairstyle and both hands up

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FR🎃 V🎃 @frovo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

JUDGE: who is your lawyer ME: it's this haunted thingy ＩＯＢＪＥＣＴ ME: sorry, haunted object ＦＵＣＫＹＯＵ ME: sorry, cursed object

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Pissed Pistofferson @elsobs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Your Honor, in my client's defense, he was only trying to have Fun on the Internet.

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Pissed Pistofferson @elsobs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

is there a reservation or ticketing system to guarantee a place in line

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Pissed Pistofferson @elsobs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sorry I can't make it I'm busy decomposing in the woods

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Worst Truck @warmworm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"The ways in which" <- Elmer Fudd telling you who turned him into dried fruit

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Pissed Pistofferson @elsobs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I should be grateful just to be working

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Pissed Pistofferson @elsobs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

At least it's Made in the USA so I can piss patriotically

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Pissed Pistofferson @elsobs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Did you name it "Dook Ashi" as well? Yutz.

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Pissed Pistofferson @elsobs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Wait is "Meow odors" supposed to be a play on "Mal odors," like "Malodorous"? That is pretty fucking tortured, which one of you chumps came up with that

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