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Elsiemonster

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Timothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 3h
Straight people who say “alphabet community” should be shoved into a cannon and shot into space 😭 bold of a white woman to say this. How did the majority of white women vote again? This is WILD to say in the replies of a trans and immigrants’ rights post. And by wild I mean bigoted
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Christopher Bird @mightygodking.com · 7h
just think: boycotting the Harry Potter show means hurting JK Rowling AND the Ellisons now
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 7h
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

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Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 5h
All of them have connections with Epstein.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 5h
God everything is so DUMB.
United States
Attorney's Office
Southern District of New York

PRESS RELEASE
North Carolina Man Sentenced To 18 Months In Prison For Super Intelligence-Assisted
Music Streaming Fraud
Tuesday, October 6, 2026
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Elsiemonster @elsiemon.bsky.social · 5h
Soulmatey
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The Nerdskull @nerdskull.bsky.social · 12h
Gavin Newsom: “We can’t deny the Paramount Merger, what if David Ellison decides to take Paramount out of California? We will lose an entire industry!” David Ellison the day after the merger goes through: “Anyway, we are going to do mass layoffs throughout the new organization.” Newsom is an idiot
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 6h
McDonald's CB Triple (1991-1992): Three hamburger patties stacked with bacon, American cheese, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and onion on a sesame seed bun. Sold at Western NY locations to honor Buffalo Bills' linebacker, Cornelius Bennett
Cornelius Bennett, in his blue Bills jersey, smiles next to his red helmet, and holds up a triple cheeseburger under the words "The New CB Triple"
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 7h
Now That's What I Call Cops Vol. XVII
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Colin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 6h
one thing that's very funny about Ted Lasso Women Season is that the original premise was this guy tapped into untoxic masculinity teaching other men it's okay to cry, but now it's just a man explaining the concept of crying to women
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 17h
Vatican News: "The pastor of Gaza’s only Catholic parish revealed that Pope Leo XIV sent a personal condolence message following an Israeli missile strike that killed five people." Life is hell for Gazans. Please give to my dear friend. No amount is too small. 💗 chuffed.org/project/1981...
My friend's three children in Gaza.
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Elsiemonster @elsiemon.bsky.social · 6h
The Army study found that the gloves caused "intense pain," but didn't significantly change the amount of time it took to control a combative prisoner, or transfer someone from one unit to another. In one trial, a participant accidentally turned the shock gloves on; in another, "inmates" were able to fight off "guards" wearing the gloves for longer than they were able to hold off unarmed ones. People with water or oil on their skin felt more pain when shocked, and one participant reported lingering pain for 30 minutes afterward.
Soldiers, once shocked, were terrified to be shocked again. Army investigators reported "fatigue, soreness, and excessive apprehensiveness to being shocked again" in the soldiers playing inmates-and noted that the shock gloves gave a confidence boost to those whn were playing guard-
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Stella ✨ @iamwhatyousay.bsky.social · 6h
por favor diosito/baseball satan. please let diaz get out of this unscathed.
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I Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 6h
They’re going to keep making it impossible to ignore how half measures to address state violence simply aren’t up to the task.
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Elsiemonster @elsiemon.bsky.social · 6h
Please tell me thats a British tavern name and not.. Oh god...
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 6h
we are totally going to find out kash patel made him a honorary fbi agent at some point and has been back pedaling ever since
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 30/06/2026
this is how it feels to be visibly trans outside
I'm wearing my fart shoes and my boner pants
when i walk my shoes make a farting noise. and people give me dirty
looks. yeah. im fuckin farting with every step i take.

my boner pants make it look like i have a boner when i sit down.
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Rudo Judo @rudojudo.bsky.social · 6h
I hope people understand that the next generation of "oh, I can't give up on Harry Potter, it was so important to my childhood" twerps is being groomed right now.
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season of the bitch @m01r4.bsky.social · 8h
if you aren’t otherwise familiar, bobby kotick is the guy who drank an employee’s breast milk out of the office fridge.
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 7h
SLAY (collateral noncombatants) KWEEN!!1!
Rainbow colored bomb
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Liv Agar @livagar.bsky.social · 8h
I think a lot of people who think this way probably feel guilty about an encounter where they were bad with consent. And I don't say this to imply we should assume everyone talking like this is a rapist, but that we should probably talk about how widspread it is to be bad with consent
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Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 7h
Ooh, I LOVE MESS! But why do centrist Democrats love banging Republicans? Where is your pride?
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Mat Brunet (AniMat) @matbrunetvo.com · 10h
The fact that David Ellison is another story of a privileged guy who failed to get into art / entertainment because money can't buy talent explains SO MUCH about who he is today.
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Eli Valley @elivalley.bsky.social · 7h
"And 👏 we 👏 did 👏 nothing 👏 to 👏 stop 👏 it 👏."
Democrats
@TheDemocrats
A pro-Trump billionaire family now controls all of these platforms.
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Trump reacts to Ellisons' Paramount/Warner Bros. merger:

"Oh! I'm happy about that. It's great. They're terrific people."

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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 8h
they're taking over the country and destroying it as revenge for MeToo
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 8h
sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 10h
“Against all odds, Christa Pike is conscious, speaking, and continues to receive critical medical care. Despite the severe damage she endured to her arms, she is still handcuffed and shackled to the bed.”
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Christa Pike is conscious and speaking after Tennessee failed execution, her attorneys say
Attorneys for Christa Pike, a Tennessee inmate who survived Tennessee’s attempt to execute her, say she is awake and speaking as she receives treatment at a hospital.
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
About 10, 15 years ago these people started the “was Hitler really so bad? Hitler only wanted what was best for the Germans, what’s wrong with that!?” talking point and I knew I would live to see it become the mainstream GOP position. The end of living memory of WWII is going to be ruinous.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 9h
Watching mom pour more and more rum into the fruit salad and then she says "it'll burn off" and I think to myself "burn off how" about an hour before everyone is loaded at the family Christmas party but hasn't had a sip to drink
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 10h
What a shocking waste of time.
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nicole🎃🕸️ @renaryuugu.bsky.social · 12h
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15h
Raytheon Unveils Military Robot Capable Of Composing Poignant Poems About Horrors Of War theonion.com/raytheon-unveils-milit…
Raytheon Unveils Military Robot Capable Of Composing Poignant Poems About Horrors Of War
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 14h
So... "cable"... we're just doing cable again.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 14h
I pitched my Katy Perry Killed Sister Catherine Rose story to SO MANY PLACES who either didn't believe me or said there was no audience for that and yes it happened and people would read the hell out of it. Katy ran to Canada to hide from Jesus but he sees all Katy Justin can't save you
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 12h
Religious liberty will always be framed as religious people’s right to freely oppress and exclude others
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Hannah Alexander Artwork @hannahartwork.bsky.social · 11h
Moth 🔦 first picture in my October series!
A digital illustration of a giant moth fae with glowing yellow eyes clinging to a lighthouse. At it's base, a lighthouse keeper emerges from his house to investigate.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 20h
NEW: The Trump administration keeps denying and downplaying that immigration agents have been detaining Americans. It’s wrong. We’ve found more than 500 U.S. citizens have been held against their will, including handcuffed or held at gunpoint.
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More Than 500 U.S. Citizens Have Been Detained, Including Handcuffed or Held at Gunpoint, in Trump’s Immigration Crackdown — ProPublica
The government doesn’t track how often immigration officers detain U.S. citizens. So ProPublica did. We’ve found more than 500 Americans who were held against their will during this Trump administrati...
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Micah @rincewind.run · 12h
I will give them this, ending the trump era with the mother of all rug pulls would be extremely funny
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👑Oz👑 @thetruekingofoz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
These guys are already “This genderbent guy we’re all jacking off to is legally distinct from a trans woman” posting on the nazi app
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Micah @rincewind.run · 13h
“nobody has ever - “ people married severus snape on the astral plane I promise you tsundere draco has been done in every gender combination you can think of
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✪ Beware the Gray Ghost ✪ @jongraywb.blacksky.app · 13h
They wont. Zaslav walked off even richer after destroying the company even further than it already had been. Get ready for a deluge if AI slop, media with a blatantly fascistic bent, and a metric ton of tax writeoffs for things that will never be seen again.
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Amanda Wong @amandawtwong.bsky.social · 12h
I don't know why because the whole situation is rotten and depressing but this one pisses me off especially
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josh mckenzie @amonns.bsky.social · 12h
you may have noticed that animation has never been more in-demand & in the zeitgeist and yet, seemingly, never have media conglomerates been less willing to produce it. you may also notice these guys get multimillion dollar severance packages after they gut a studio. there is probably no connection
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 11h
back in the pre-marriage equality era I once heard a close friend from church earnestly say to someone “I just can’t understand why gay people want to DESTROY my marriage by redefining the meaning of it” I’ll remember the way she said the word “destroy” until the day I die, because she meant it
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 11h
Bro you should read about laws there’s all sorts of them
He also allegedly told law enforcement during the drive, "I will get you paid if you let me go,"
the arrest report said.
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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 11h
I think we need to take misogyny more seriously
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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ @fredo.bsky.social · 17h
It is funny (in the joker way, as per usual) how so many people's lives were completely shattered over copyright trolling from companies who treated downloading a song as a capital offense but the moment they could make money on it themselves it instantly stopped being relevant
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