Reposted by A. Elmsnick pants @nickpants.bsky.social · 06/09/2026watching western michigan-michigan 214020
A. Elms @elmsandr.bsky.social · 24/08/20265)”conga like you mean it, please don’t make me shock you!” 4)”where are my kudos?” 3)”shoulda but didn’t, hand em over.” 2)”dere’s your problem, right dere.” 1) “everything’s coming up milhouse!” 020
A. Elms @elmsandr.bsky.social · 05/08/2026To all potential political candidates; don’t campaign on electability, just speak to things that get people elected. Thank you. 020
Reposted by A. ElmsJay Reding @jayreding.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Happy Bastille Day to everyone, especially all my fellow guillotine enthusiasts! 15818240
Reposted by A. Elmsmysterysox @fishcatcher.bsky.social · 14/07/2026My Other Ballot Box is a Guillotine 422636
A. Elms @elmsandr.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Introduce yourself with ten bands you’ve seen live: Smashing pumpkins Pearl Jam RHCP Primus Violent Femmes Sonny Rollins Preservation Hall Weird Al Maynard Ferguson Victor Borge 030
Reposted by A. ElmsNew American Pathways @newap-georgia.bsky.social · 20/04/2026We’ve got Michigan State Marching Band ON THE BOARD 1638
A. Elms @elmsandr.bsky.social · 26/03/2026@actioncookbook.com is not wrong on food and drink recommendations. North of Bourbon 140
A. Elms @elmsandr.bsky.social · 25/03/2026@rodger.bsky.social I think this falls under your beat… available Wednesday at the MSU surplus store: 061
Reposted by A. ElmsSophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Give trans kids a chance to be kids. 52187770
A. Elms @elmsandr.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen. 030
A. Elms @elmsandr.bsky.social · 04/02/2026“The shoes of the fisherman’s wife are some jive ass slippers…” (Charles Mingus) 000
Reposted by A. ElmsAndy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 25/01/2026Saying there must be trials isn't just an emotive aspiration. Congress can: - Create a new court (complying w/ 6A jury vicinage) - Give it jurisdiction over defined category of crimes - Also create dedicated prosecutors for the same - Strip SCOTUS of appellate jurisdiction It can be done. 20988882746
A. Elms @elmsandr.bsky.social · 31/12/2025@sickoscommittee.org why does a guy from TCU have a puppy? 150
A. Elms @elmsandr.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Spartans have won the race to 69, they are currently 6-0 when winning the race to 69. 010
A. Elms @elmsandr.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Has anybody asked if the 66 year old former accountant gets to play Neck? 070
Reposted by A. ElmsThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Nobody is “grooming” your kids to be gay or trans but people ARE grooming them to be Nazis. 4873752270
Reposted by A. ElmsJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/08/2025long weekend at bernie's 675374497
Reposted by A. ElmsDavid Daniel @daviddaniel.bsky.social · 15/08/2025This is awesome: a "WKRP in Cincinnati" fan created a three-hour Johnny Fever radio block, by using clips from the TV show and dropping in the full songs on his intros and outros, plus commercials and Les Nessman news breaks.awphooey.comWKRP: Johnny Fever 1022404731
Reposted by A. ElmsLaura Woods @woodsiegirl.bsky.social · 27/07/2025I once read a comment saying something like "if you choose not to laugh at farts, your life will contain less laughter but still the same amount of farts". I think about that a lot. 10556981276
Reposted by A. ElmsOpal @opalescentopal.bsky.social · 27/07/2025With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years. 14386183601
A. Elms @elmsandr.bsky.social · 03/05/2025The Dance of the Puppets The rusted chains of prison moons Are shattered by the sun. I walk a road, horizons change The tournament's begun. The purple piper plays his tune, The choir softly sing; Three lullabies in an ancient tongue, For the court of the crimson king. 030
Reposted by A. ElmsMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 03/05/2025how are we supposed to believe this guy is an expert in friendship when he clearly doesn’t have any friends close enough to tell him that he looks like life coach for sex offenders 1123720456
A. Elms @elmsandr.bsky.social · 26/04/2025I’ll be taking no questions.media.tenor.comtwo women are standing in front of a building and one has a flower in her hair .ALT: two women are standing in front of a building and one has a flower in her hair . 040
Reposted by A. ElmsGrudging Signup @grudgingsignup.bsky.social · 21/04/2025This would go some way to explaining the $3,600 a month on candles 756261729
Reposted by A. ElmsPopehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 20/04/2025Angel of the Lord: He is not here, He is risen, just as He said. Come and see the place where He lay. And go quickly, and tell his disciples that he is risen from the dead. Alito: Okay, first of all, this violates ALL sorts of rules Thomas: This was a LAWFUL execution, who is God to interfere 144112652264
Reposted by A. ElmsChris Adamson @invalidname.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/04/2025Ambassador Spock modeling the proper “fuck you, make me” response to intimidation tactics. Our current-day institutions could learn a lot from him. 359230576343
Reposted by A. ElmsAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 09/04/2025Rep. Steven Horsford to Greer: "So the trade representative hasn't spoken to the POTUS about a global reordering of trade, but yet he announced it on a tweet? WTF! Who is in charge? It looks like your boss just pulled the rug out from under you. There is no strategy ... is this market manipulation?" 18464251913439
A. Elms @elmsandr.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Tbh, my job would probably be childhood mortality statistic. 020
Reposted by A. ElmsDare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 07/04/2025At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs. 299246225391
Reposted by A. ElmsCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/03/2025holy shit Coen Carr, with Ian Eagle dropping a classic call 011327
Reposted by A. ElmsWajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Well done, 60 Minutes. F MAGA to the ends of the Earth. www.cbsnews.com/news/concert...cbsnews.comWhat musicians did after an executive order on DEI led to the cancellation of U.S. Marine Band collaborationAfter an executive order ending DEI initiatives, the U.S. Marine Band canceled a concert featuring young musicians of color. Veterans stepped in to mentor the aspiring musicians. 1164113991
Reposted by A. ElmsAnthony 💩 @therealsharty.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Calling all MSU Bluesky!!! Below is the page for my March Madness challenge! Free to enter, and the winner will receive a @homefield.bsky.social hoops t-shirt of their choosing. Password to join is: strengthinnumber (no s, ironically enough) 2389
Reposted by A. ElmsWuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Oh damn there’s a longer clip and it’s even better…ruthless 🔥 and no lies detected 11894246
A. Elms @elmsandr.bsky.social · 14/03/2025RHCP, Pearl Jam, and Smashing Pumpkins at the same show. 010
Reposted by A. ElmsTy Schalter @tyschalter.com · 08/03/2025what a testament and tribute to the power of loving big and free and loud: www.prideofdetroit.com/2025/3/8/243...prideofdetroit.comGovernor declares 2nd Saturday in March "Faturday" to honor Detroit superfanAndy Isaac—local Detroit sports superfan—has been immortalized in Michigan with a day that will forever be known as "Faturday." 0204
Reposted by A. Elmspoondonkus @poondonkus.bsky.social · 08/03/2025What song do you think this 2002 J-Drama about a poor family who owns a ramen shop used for its ending theme? Make a guess, then click play. You'll be wrong. 13850162457
Reposted by A. ElmsBill Shea @billshea19.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Andy Isaac was a genuinely good guy and brought a lot of joy to social media (maybe not to Bears fans). He was funny and insightful and loved his food and his teams. I am grateful I got to write about him in 2019, but also that I got to call him a friend. RIPnytimes.comQ&A: Andy Isaac on @WorldofIsaac, Detroit sports misery, #Faturday and battling cancer for 13 yearsThe 39-year-old Detroit sports fan talks about his popular Twitter account and why he embraces the light side of social media. 514523
Reposted by A. Elmsbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 01/03/2025this just played on tv with no audio and almost killed me 31261291144
Reposted by A. ElmsBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/02/2025If I had known this was the official Country Over Party I would've brought more booze. 1507429668
Reposted by A. ElmsChuck Cowdery @chuckcowdery.bsky.social · 28/02/2025J.D. Vance has now done something even more embarrassing on a couch. 092
Reposted by A. ElmsRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 21/02/2025I tried to pet every breed of dog at the Westminster Dog Show. The resulting video: 12 minutes of extremely good dogs 132 dogs pet 5 face licks 2 belly rubs Me saying “BEAUTIFUL dog” at least 59 times youtu.be/nOzLZH29wFc?...youtu.beI pet 132 dogs at the Westminster Dog ShowYouTube video by Rodger Sherman 491186186
Reposted by A. ElmsDoug Gordon @brooklynspoke.bsky.social · 27/01/2025FWIW, the Walt Disney World Monorail moves approximately 7,000 passengers per hour. Even the Tomorrowland Transit Authority PeopleMover moves about 4,880 passengers per hour. All better than Elon's tunnels. 241263265
Reposted by A. ElmsIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 26/01/2025This is basically what C-3PO did in the original Star Wars movies and everyone was constantly telling him to shut the fuck up 363238634
