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Nathan

@nateynate17.bsky.social
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Is a lawyer, otherwise known as a professional complainer. Shoutout to Flynn Costello for the awesome pbr raccoon

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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This article’s entire premise is How dare you not like this song and that “anything but country” signals elitism. My response to that is yes, I’ve never listened to this song out of principle because all country is shit.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fun fact when shit goes south this guy will have a mental breakdown when he finds out the person who shot his dick off was a 13 year old girl who listens to TSwift
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
@dennycarter.bsky.social Can we talk about how much Jordan Love was an absolute sicko against the Flores blitz?
Time to throw vs average depth of target
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
My son apparently likes to fall asleep to a playlist titled Chicano oldies. He continues to be more Mexican than me lol
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I hate to do it to you @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social, but we gotta tap the sign again.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@utopia-defer.red this is good, right?
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
MLF should voluntarily resign. Back to back meltdown against division rivals. Have some self-respect and leave.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Packers are gonna lose this game lmao. LaFleur is a choker.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social Smack Attack
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social @sodrock.bsky.social Bears D 👀
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 11/09/2026
25 years ago, terrorists killed nearly 3,000 people, including 2,753 New Yorkers. As we remember that terrible day, let us also remember the first responders, office workers and strangers who ran toward danger to help each other.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Wait do I like Aaron Rodgers again?! Disclaimer: This is not a serious post.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And the hits keep coming @sky.skymarchini.net
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
It’s 2am and my son has regressed in sleeping. I wanna fucking die, I’m so tired.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Please Mr. President, this is your campaign manager, I beg you to keep posting this.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Dawg, I play these games to kill cops and cause chaos. WTF is he talking about.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
@cameroncorduroy.bsky.social can we talk about how things ending in -ed is now short hand for blacked and the interracial theory? Like she know what she was doing when she said LOOMERED
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m excited for GTA 6, I’m not excited for GAMERS, and I use that as a slur, when it comes to Lucia lol
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 26/08/2026
friend of mine was on a dating app and matched with a guy that had "6ft 2in" in his display name and she messaged him with "those are two separate measurements right??", dude was so pissed off
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Playboy unfortunately missed the glaring “white aristocracy” that is prevalent in the south which extends to its universities and the accompanying fraternities and sororities.
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rimidar @rimidar.au · 22/08/2026
How the fuck are any of these people real. How is any of this real. Please tell me this is just my brain dumping dissociative chemicals to soothe me as I die in a car accident.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It’s the Princess Diaries, but for chuds.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
So what I’m getting from this is we’re all gonna die in nuclear hellfire when she suffers her eventual mental break from reality.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
@sky.skymarchini.net forget Nancy Mace, she seems a lot more fun
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
saw a trans polycule of devs having a kid. call that ffmpreg
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 17/08/2026
fuck it, shooters shoot
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Sky Marchini
@rhcm123
wanna get beans sometime? @NancyMace
8:43 PM · Aug 16, 2026

https://x.com/rhcm123/status/2089150980768100531
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I love how the party is just a bunch of losers who hang out at the same bar and then one of them does a terrorist attack that triggers a generation-defining war. It's like if one of the characters in "Happy Days" did 9/11 in the final episode.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/08/2026
take a nap ZEN FIRE ZE MISSILES
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Nick @nickyphorus117.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Ritchison having peak Republican physiology but being a hardcore lib is such a funny bit. Built to have a shitty blue line Punisher decal on his lifted Silverado but spiritually right and puts a In This House sign in his yard
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Dawg looked at the NFL concussion helmet and said he wants that look.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 23/07/2026
Off the top of my head there are more Republican ex-legislators in prison right now for child sexual abuse then there are trans girls playing high school sports
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
This tweet is gonna look really good at Pete’s future criminal trial.
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
under no circumstances do you have to hand it to Cenk but this one's a banger
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Democratic Senators praising their friend across the aisle Lindsey Graham, pretending Mike Lee doesn’t already have draft tweets for every one of them, calling them all pedo traitors
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 12/07/2026
live your life in such a way that genocidal racists don’t eulogize you
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 06/07/2026
hairy kkkane must fall
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Fuck Harry KKKane, let’s Norway!
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
This headline is so fucking funny because even when Trump is basically going in for the kill on their own paper, there like how can we phrase this is in a way that sanitizes Trump.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
@sodrock.bsky.social I’ve seen enough, the Dictator is the GOAT. I do not say under pain of death or fear for my loved ones.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Can’t wait for Norway to destroy this trash fucking team
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
That VAR crew ain’t gonna help Mexico at all lol
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Neymar gets a fitting end to an underwhelming career.
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Hey maybe we should just leave Haaland space at the top of the box, what can go wrong Said no one fucking ever
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Leigh Jones @leighsus.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I have such an expertly curated algorithm that I'm seeing posts from Mexican street food restaurants in the US and this is how they're advertising the game tomorrow night. "Good vibes"
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 03/07/2026
they yassified the founders
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Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Me most days: my family has been in the United States longer than some white people. I was born in Chicago and went to college in the South. I worry I am not Mexican enough. Me during the World Cup: ¡ No Mames! Este pinche arbito no es un pendejo!
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
@utopia-defer.red fuck it Mexico is winning it all. Give me Mbappé!
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Mexico Paying Sombrero
Alt: Mexico Paying Sombrero
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Nathan @nateynate17.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Bro, I hate this. Mexico is gonna lose this game on the most bullshit ending possible after having like 20 shots on goal.
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Joe Patrice @joepatrice.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
John Roberts in Slaughter and Cook: “it’s ok to fuck with consumers, but not my personal stock portfolio!”
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