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Ellsworth Online

@ellsworth29.bsky.social
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33/M/VA but lived a bunch of other places. Montana Grizzly geoscientist. Disaffected social democrat. Sportsball enjoyer, road trip enthusiast. Visited 49 states. Being alone in the mountains is a religious experience. Better things are non-negotiable.

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Ellsworth Online @ellsworth29.bsky.social · 1h
You cannot be entirely reactive to political will and call that practicality, because it is not.
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The Unquiet Ghost of Andrew S. @shoutingboy.bsky.social · 1h
are you insinuating that Red Bull does not treasure the Advent season 😠
display of 24-can Red Bull “Advent calendars” at my local Costco
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mallow's hyperrealistic blood @bajablastenjoyer.bsky.social · 7h
having experienced them both, i must say rainbow capitalism is very preferable to live in over Capitalism With Charlie Kirkian Characteristics
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Aeryn 💀 The Living Dead Transsexual @baphometta.bsky.social · 7h
Vote for our guy, the chad sneering patriarch gazing down on you from on high like some pathetic little worm, not the soy normie guy who looks like he prays nightly and could probably do your taxes for you!
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 5h
If the head to head looked good, they'd have published the head to head
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Ellsworth Online @ellsworth29.bsky.social · 10h
I've taken the test, there's no real way it could be without way too many attempts at it. I think it's just an unhappy accident.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Just spitballing here, but maybe it's not an optimal situation when one of the two major political parties in a democracy turns their political operations over to fame-seeking randos who publicize that their political ideology aligns 88% with Hitler's.
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 11h
more evidence for the idea that the entire party has forgotten how to run competitive elections
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𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚜 𝙲. 𝙼𝚊𝚗𝚗 @charlescmann.bsky.social · 11h
If you want to honor Italo-Americans (a fine idea!), why not pick one with a real bond to the US? Enrico Fermi, Franco Modigliani, Salvador Luria, etc. Me, I’d love a Fermi Day. A Nobel-winning physicist, a great guy, anti-Fascist, a Manhattan project star who fought nuclear proliferation, etc.
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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 15h
I realize it often feels like nothing matters anymore, but a comedian going on SNL and calling women whores— calling the ordinary women he sees at the gym *whores* — because of their clothes matters to me. It’s really gross, and I’m glad Levy said something.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 13h
The Omar story today and the Talarcio story yesterday are the same story of rat-fucking your opponents before an election. Except now the government does it, out in the open.
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 15h
This will be broadly unpopular with the electorate but I don’t think involuntary denaturalization should ever occur in a liberal society. Once you take your oath of citizenship you should forever be a citizen.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 11h
agreed with the caveat that i think taco bell should make it explicit in their marketing that the chicken crunchwrap, their boldest innovation in decades, is transgender
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 11h
“Pizza” Boyd, WI
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Ellsworth Online @ellsworth29.bsky.social · 11h
whatever you're doing here, it's not succeeding
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Ellsworth Online @ellsworth29.bsky.social · 11h
what administration has ever wanted to do this? plenty of easy things don't happen because there's not enough power pushing for them to happen, look at DC statehood.
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Ellsworth Online @ellsworth29.bsky.social · 11h
None of it is particularly difficult, although it does rely on having political will for it
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 28/09/2026
Garffeld Pt 15
3 panel Garffeld comic: panels 1 and 2, Nergal is sitting next to Garffeld who thinks, "Nergal thinks himself a comely cat; a picture of vanity. I hate vanity."; panel 3, Nergal thinks, "Envy is no less a sin deserving of hate in the eyes of God."
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 13h
These are green keel-bellied lizards (Gastropholis prasina) enjoying a sprinkling in their enclosure. These particular lizards are described as "Tiffany Blue", the result of an "axanthic" mutation that blocks their normal yellow pigment, revealing the underlying blue pigment. Also: MLEM.
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 15h
clearly you haven't forsaken all earthly desires
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 14h
There's no down side to Democrats making hostility to tech oligarchs part of their brand. What are they going to do, fund your opponents? Just this one asshole already spent half a billion against you over 2 years!
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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 15h
So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.
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Ellsworth Online @ellsworth29.bsky.social · 14h
they don't do that here
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Casaubon @zas.bsky.social · 15h
This is *literally* everything I have seen related to Trump and Republicans my entire life.
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Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
St. Sabina Catholic Church in Chicago has placed more than 100 crosses outside the parish. Each bears the name of someone who died in ICE custody or during an immigration enforcement action. Union workers built the traveling memorial, which began at Holy Name Cathedral last month.
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Brad pitt pointing at a guy from the commanders hatch of a M4E8 tank, saying "Audit that guy."
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Rose Schmits @roseschmits.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Tentacle Pot 419
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 17h
The only thing this headline lacks is the phrase, “in a chainsaw-involved incident.”
After 500 trees fall at D.C. golf course Trump wants remade, foes ask judge for halt
Preservationists said they were told the East Potomac Golf Links operation went "faster than anticipated" and "hundreds of additional trees" are now slated for removal.
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
im trying to document this Talarico conspiracy theory and i don't think i can possibly top this one right-wing conspiracy brain is so advanced that they are accusing their own conspiracies of being false flags
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 17h
When I’m reading literature to better understand the human condition, I want to make sure that every author I read has the exact same experiences, hopes and dreams as I do
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 18h
when did the national review and jacobin become the same magazine
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18h
Brexit has shown they cannot be trusted with nostalgia. All pictures of the past are to be replaced with hedgehogs until such time the British electorate can think of the present and future. God save the king and all hedgehogkind.
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
a story in two parts
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Ellsworth Online @ellsworth29.bsky.social · 16h
harassment, attempt to drum up a narrative for Fox News, maybe a halfassed first step at trying to imprison Dem electeds. But whatever happens, it's not going to lead to a Republican getting the seat, or it even being vacant for more than a short time.
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bossk baby @bonnnt.bsky.social · 17h
I have always wanted to be one of the actors that plays a sleazy American thug in a 1990s Hong Kong action movie. I now have a new role I would like to add to my repertoire
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Ellsworth Online @ellsworth29.bsky.social · 17h
it isn't that at all, though
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David Waldman @kagrox.bsky.social · 17h
You’re telling me criminals conducted this investigation? apnews.com/article/ilha...
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Federal agents search Rep. Ilhan Omar's home as part of a criminal investigation, AP sources say
Federal agents have searched Democratic U.S. Rep. Ilhan Omar’s home as part of a criminal investigation. That's according to people familiar with the matter.
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Meg Kinnard @megkinnardap.bsky.social · 18h
WASHINGTON (AP) — Federal agents searched Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar's home as part of a criminal investigation, AP sources say.
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Ellsworth Online @ellsworth29.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I don't believe so
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Ellsworth Online @ellsworth29.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
as someone who likes saturated yellow-orange...this is too many teams in saturated yellow-orange lol
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Ellsworth Online @ellsworth29.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
oh absolutely
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Vaquera Elisa @boxelderdust.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
step 1: enforce the same standards that the CEO of every other prime is forced to observe (no illicit drug use)
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m not saying war is good. Just like… epistemically, it’s a relief when Donald says I DECLARE THE STRAITS OPEN AND THE RUSSIAN OIL UNEXPLODED and the straits remain closed and the oil exploded because it means reality still exists.
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Glonzo In Exile 🇨🇦🇬🇱🇨🇦🇬🇱 @glonzo-in-exile.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
A punter and a poaster
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 11/10/2026
lol
Q: Hi, could you please share a screenshot of Elon Musk's credit he used to to purchase Legos? I need to do some shopping of my own. Thanks in advance!

A: Ran 2 searches
Checking for Elon Musk Lego purchase details
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Ellsworth Online @ellsworth29.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
yes, the end zone includes the space above it and out-of-bounds (under most circumstances) doesn't.
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Cameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
young Republican staffers are marinating in this type of stuff 24/7; it's going to be filtering more and more into real-world politics as they advance their careers
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Jack @jack-hoff.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
But they are ferocious hunters, eating a variety of fish, insects & lizards, often nearly as large as they are. We think the vibrant colors are about attracting a mate & regional variation tends to lead to rapid evolution of distinct morphs or color schemes. (📷: Dr. Asit Mandal)
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