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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 01/10/2026
If you carry out the torture chamber LLM experiments by doing all the matrix multiplications and whatnot with a pen and paper, and you produce, like, “ow ow that hurts”, what exactly is the entity that is being tortured?
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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Annie @femalecenobite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I would rather be hit by a bike than a car. And it would be an honor to get hit by a bus
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Vikram Bath @vikrambath.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There is absolutely zero reason my beautiful 17 year-old daughter should be studying Calculus
Happy to let our Al overlords take that off her hands

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PARENTS: If you were wondering why there are so many international students clogging up American college admissions and why they don't seem to be particularly gifted, and in fact are not at all qualified to steal your child's spot, look no further than the massive international
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
As I’ve said before, a lot of modern American Evangelicalism is just a lifestyle brand for right-wing authoritarianism. It has no real core principles; its function is just to ventriloquize whatever otherwise-indefensible view serves power as a command from God.
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
in general i think we probably underrate how much of the right wing culture wars in the last 20 years were about the most sexually repressed ned flanders-ass evangelical weirdos all suddenly getting high speed free porn pipelines to their houses
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
A small child with a bowl cut offers his horse, Applejacks, a carrot. The boy shares the good news that his father has pointed out that he and the horse have a similar haircut. "Pa says we got the same cut, Applejacks." I think we can all agree that father is correct.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Freeze dried Skittles are an important innovation in the field of having something taste considerably worse and cost considerably more
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
Panel one shows a giraffe tripping on a rock. The giraffe says “woop” as it stumbles.
Panel two zooms in on the giraffe’s face. The giraffe is sweating in embarrassment. We see a thought bubble above the giraffe. The text within the thought bubble reads, “that was embarrassing.”
The third panel shows the giraffe closing its eyes and munching on leaves reassuringly. The thought bubble above the giraffe reads, “but no one will remember.”
The fourth and final panel pans to an elephant staring at the giraffe from behind some bushes.
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Nick P @npilon.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
A mocked up screen in the style of a 1990s emergency broadcast screen. The top and bottom text reads: “emergency alert system - civil danger alert”. The smaller text in the middle reads: “tariff grandpa has awoken. Tariffs to 10000%”
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/06/2026
GUIDE: Welcome to the Great American State Fair! TOURIST: Incredible! And which state are we in right now? GUIDE: (violently shaking their head) Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Trump has streamlined promise keeping as he BUILDS THE SWAMP
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WSDOT @wsdot.wa.gov · 15/06/2026
WELCOME TO WASHINGTON, SOCCER FANS. Get acquainted with our state via this highly accurate and mostly-to-scale map.
A hot mess of colorful scribbles all over a map of Washington, featuring doodles of iconic Washington features like mountains, orcas, ferries, cherries, onions, and other produce. The map emphasizes the busyness of the Seattle area, I-5, I-90, US 2, and the U.S./Canada border during the World Cup games.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
A theory I haven't seen anyone offer yet is that the success AI has had with computer programming is because computer programming is not actually very difficult and just appeared difficult to outsiders because it was incompetently taught and gatekept for decades
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
"My mayor Muslim / my bagels Jewish / my Christian Dior / Knicks in Four" is basically Keats to me
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Ed Teach @realedteach.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Me, driving through the countryside on a family holiday: "I wonder how much a little plot of land out here would cost. We could build a cabin for weekend getaways. And when the shit hits the fan, just escape to the farm and lay low." Me, back home: "The tomato plants died again."
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 14/05/2026
Spotted on Tumblr…
Screenshotted tweet:”If people are fighting for an orb you are reading fantasy. If people are fighting fir a cube you are reading sci-fi. If it gas more sides than that. I dont know. I dont know man.”
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Not in the mood
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is talking to a girl. He motions off panel and says, “oh, hey— have you met Penguin Pimp?” Panel 2: Penguin Pimp, an emperor penguin wearing a leopard-print fedora, gold jewelry, and green pinstripe zoot suit, shakes the girl’s hand, tips his hat and says, “ICE to meet you.” The girl remains silent and doesn’t immediately react at all. Panel 3: Penguin Pimp awkwardly smiles and says “that usually gets a laugh.” The girl holds her head, seemingly exasperated, and says, “sorry. I just worked a 14-hour shift.”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/05/2026
Abortion Pill Thrown Into Air And Caught In Mouth
Abortion Pill Thrown Into Air And Caught In Mouth
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Classic
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a chameleon accusingly points and ask, “were you out with the boys again?” Panel 2: the other chameleon replies, “of course not.” Its skin pattern clearly depicts the boys in question, out partying.
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Lucy @leftliblucy.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Fuck it, I'm fully negatively polarised. Paying taxes is good in itself because it is an act of communion with the Leviathan. It is spiritually nourishing to be a taxpayer in a social democratic republic. Reaganism, whether political or cultural, is apostasy.
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Comic panel of Donald Duck and a wide-eyed young Mickey Mouse. Donald's speech bubble: "Democrats should do a huge middle class tax cut to address affordability." Mickey's speech bubble: "Fool that you are, for you treat taxation as a burden rather than the means by which our burdens are eased. Behold a civilization rich in private wealth yet starved of public provision, where every man owns what his grandfathers could not imagine and yet trembles at the thought of how he will weather an illness or loss of livelihood. Will you fight for an affirmative vision of broad contribution and universal benefit? Or will you perish like a dog?"
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
What kind of trip is everyone planning for the summer? Due to rising fuel prices, my family plan is to only go places we can reach via those single mini-railcars that are just a big lever where you and another person have to stand on either end of it and push it up and down to make it go.
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Michael "Fallen Coffee Pot of Shadows" Senters the Sigillite:ABD @mikesenters.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Passport Bros spread out of control unless checked by their natural predator, Steal Your Kidney Babes
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
In 1999, I was playing a decker in Shadowrun, and tried to distract a guard by hacking a water fountain to overflow, and my GM said "why would a water fountain be on the network? That's fucking stupid. No you can't try." Well it's 2026 and I just want you to know, Phil, that I FUCKING CALLED IT!
A flatscreen display on a "smart" water fountain, demanding to be reconnected to the internet.
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Venus
Two chickadees sit on a branch, one says: "Whoa! Look!" indicating a light in the sky over the horizon. The other one says: "Pretty!" The first one says "Do you think that's Venus or just a bright star?". The second one looks nervous, stumbling "Oh... uh... yeah it's probably Bemus"
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 13/04/2026
the Democrat who wins will be the one vibrating with desire to drive the MAGAs before them into the snow and cold, unheeding of their piggy little squeals for mercy
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I AM HOLDING A LOVELY TRANS FLAG AND DECLARING THUS:  HOORAY FOR MY NICE TRANS FRIENDS!!
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
My new opinion of this is that there should be mandatory national service not at age 18 - let those kids go to school or start real jobs - but at 62, and as a requirement to start drawing retirement
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M. Nolan Gray 🥑 @mnolangray.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
An underrated addendum to the Bowling Alone story is that North America's largest bowling operator (Bowlero) is a publicly traded company whose business model involves buying mom and pop alleys, shutting down the leagues, and trying to attract casual, higher paying, one-off players.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
God this shit is so fucking pathetic. Ruin your life in a normal way. "I talked to the computer too much and went crazy." Listen to yourself. Gamble or do heroin anything but this. www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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Marriage over, €100,000 down the drain: the AI users whose lives were wrecked by delusion
One minute, Dennis Biesma was playing with a chatbot; the next, he was convinced his sentient friend would make him a fortune. He’s just one of many people who lost control after an AI encounter
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
sitting in traffic when a smart beautiful woman, w/an amazing personality, walks close by—about 5ft away. i lock my car doors out of respect
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Good to know, t8u Sg̃z.
Josh Shapiro's signature of random loopy squiggles
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Matthew Downhour @matthewdownhour.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
So many Trump pundits strike me as being something like Ptolemaic astronomers adding ever-more epicycles to their model to explain the observed motion of planets, unable to abandon the central geocentric assumption. In this case, the assumption is that Trump is in full possession of his faculties
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I am the guy in charge of writing the PSI on bike tires, I figure no one cares what the tire pressure is, so I will make it as difficult as possible to read.
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