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Eliza Jane Sanders @elizajanestardust.bsky.social · 29/09/2025

My spider escaped and due to her teensy size i thought id never see her again. I found her hanging out inside the robot vacuum. #jumpingspider #spider

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Eliza Jane Sanders @elizajanestardust.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Do I know co-star is a bunch of nonsensical statements compiled into a bullshit horoscope? yes. Do i trust it with my life? also yes.

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Eliza Jane Sanders @elizajanestardust.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

making a habit out of bringing home feral kittens :)

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 21/06/2025

*bowl of soup spills into my lap* waiter there's a soup in my fly

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Eliza Jane Sanders @elizajanestardust.bsky.social · 10/06/2025

@hotboytaylor.bsky.social We slayed #Pride2025 in Montrose #Colorado 🌈 What a great show, we had so much fun!

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Eliza Jane Sanders @elizajanestardust.bsky.social · 08/06/2025

we slayyyyyed #montrosepride more pics and vids to come 🌈🫶🏻✨

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Eliza Jane Sanders @elizajanestardust.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

new fav emoji just dropped 🫩🫩🫩

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Eliza Jane Sanders @elizajanestardust.bsky.social · 27/05/2025

guys guys guys! My band is in a competition to be in @rollingstone.com and play at the Global Citizen Festival! We are also planning on giving half our prize earnings to families in Gaza 🇵🇸 If you can share this post or vote for us to help us win it would be much appreciated! #music #indiemusic

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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 25/05/2025

Today marks five years since George Floyd was killed by police. Our June 22, 2020 cover “Say Their Names,” by Kadir Nelson, illustrated how Floyd’s murder embodies the history of violence inflicted upon Black people in America. nyer.cm/UmfefJw

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Eliza Jane Sanders @elizajanestardust.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

i feel better now, sorry for lashing out at you

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Eliza Jane Sanders @elizajanestardust.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

i hate everyone, even you, i hate everyone today

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Eliza Jane Sanders @elizajanestardust.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Finally, a summer trend i can participate in

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Narney @narney.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Sign where you can read "I'm not interest in competing with anyone. I hope we all make it."

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Imagine blocking me only to miss this post about you.

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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

The light in the public restroom timed out so I started yelling.

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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 16/10/2024

*being murdered* him: you should of just kept your mouth shut me: no, I should HAVE jus- *gets stabbed another 84 times*

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Brick's House 🍁 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

A new toilet paper called 'Up Your Alley!' Marketing exec: how do you keep getting in here

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Me on the toilet: HEY I NEED SOME TOILET PAPER 6: *running around dressed like a mummy* we're all out

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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

Like my grandma always said “When they start posting AI images, you know the thread has gone to shit”

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

“hey baby,” i say, approaching you at the bar. “watch this” i put a cherry stem in my mouth seductively. you look away, but eventually you can’t help but notice that i’ve managed to get it wrapped tightly around my neck. in seconds, i am dead.

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Weremagnus @weremagnus.bsky.social · 11/09/2024

Our family dog is a weird little creature and he's awesome.

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Eliza Jane Sanders @elizajanestardust.bsky.social · 05/05/2025

What do yall know about Montrose #colorado Pride?!?! 🌈💕 Me and my band are so excited to headline this live music event for our town. With everything happening I'm so proud to be able to make safe spaces for me and my friends and community to get together and have FUN! #lgbtq #pride #music #altpop

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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 30/04/2025

cottagecore enjoyer prints: www.inprnt.com/gallery/guil...

painting of a demon made of shadows wearing a vintage pink dress holding a picnic basket in one hand and a butterfly on his finger in the other hand

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🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 29/04/2025

Its swimsuit season, I whisper, eating another swimsuit

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 28/04/2025

don't ask me why, but for some reason I have started referring to my cat formally by his last name (my legal name, not the pen name) please, mr. perkins is my cat, call me dan

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Eliza Jane Sanders @elizajanestardust.bsky.social · 26/04/2025

I LOVE WOMEN!!! I LOVE WOMEN!!! I LOVE WOMEN!!! 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💕✨💕✨💕✨🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏳️‍🌈👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈👩‍❤️‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💕✨💕✨💕 that's all, thank you

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God @thegodshow.com · 25/04/2025

Hi, I'm God. Human beings should not be thrown into prisons without due process. Even Jesus got a hearing.

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🎱 Kelly Pringle 🎱 @kellypringle.com · 24/04/2025

They will help you reach your deadline ✏️📓📝

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Eliza Jane Sanders @elizajanestardust.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Are there any doctors on here who know about Xywav for idiopathic hypersomnia? Does it work, is it worth it? You're telling me I have to WAKE UP to take the second dose, seems counter productive #doctorsofbluesky

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In memory of Toes 🌈 @toesknows.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Toes knows what you did last summer #cats

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Flute Manhawkowe’en @thelittlestoaf.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Nine olives in my Greek salad today. So this is how billionaires feel.

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/01/2025

respect truth in advertising

shop window of Sleepy Cat Books, f
with a sleepy cat sitting there front and center

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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 23/04/2025

My drawing skills are perfectly consistent, as long as the room’s the right temperature, I slept just enough, ate well, have zero plans later, my chair feels right, my internet’s stable, I’m wearing my cozy hoodie, no one texts me, and I don’t remember that one embarrassing thing from 10 years ago.

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Cindy Phan @cindyphanauthor.com · 24/04/2025

The second best part about discount after-Easter Easter bunnies is that there is a duck inside.

A gold foiled Lindt Easter bunny held in the palm of my hand.

The bunny, foil half unwrapped and turned to the side so that from this perspective its ears and eye form a small chocolate duck. I’m holding the bunduck between my thumb and fingers.

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Johnny Normality (Spooky Mode) @probgobl.in · 24/04/2025

We've had Popes and Anti-Popes before. It is time for a Counter Pope. They can decanonize one saint per year, get +4 against the Swiss, and their hat has fully functional beehive in it.

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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

Sure, if you all go catching animals in little balls and making them fight, that’s Pokémon and that’s alright. But if I, Dr Robotnik, do the same thing, give them powerful robotic exoskeletons and have them try and kill ONE hedgehog, I’m an unstable maniac.

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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 24/04/2025

“why did I open this file” is my new “why did I walk into this room”

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Let the Right One Ian @ianfortey.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

"Dude, you're cumming in the taco meat?!?" "Cumin. It's pronounced Koo-Min."

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