Michael Scott Balch, PhD @uqprofessional.bsky.social · 5hThe DNC is going to make this man President. 110
Reposted by Michael Scott Balch, PhDDavid Kaib @davidkaib.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Everyone should get to be as educated as they want. Education is a public good. 0188
Michael Scott Balch, PhD @uqprofessional.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The fun thing about reading Novum Organum, as a "classic," is that Francis Bacon is the biggest STEM-bro that ever STEM-bro'd. The first half of that book could've come off a Reddit forum, and that's the good half. I love it. I hate it. It's whatever. 111
Michael Scott Balch, PhD @uqprofessional.bsky.social · 30/09/2026What if class enemy, but good? Because BLUE! 000
Reposted by Michael Scott Balch, PhDDr Eleanor Janega @goingmedieval.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I didn't even have time to get to the whole Robinhood thing. Like what is going on here? And what will it take for people to realise social history exists? 1511
Michael Scott Balch, PhD @uqprofessional.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Every coward seems courageous,🎶 in the safety of a crowd!🎶 Bravery can be contagious,🎶 when the band is playing loud!🎶 [guy who definitely understands theater etiquette, watching a live performance of Hadestown]: Hey, fuck you, you capitalist fuck! Let's see how tough you are without your thugs! 000
Michael Scott Balch, PhD @uqprofessional.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"At least he's not a CIA agent," I say, as I pull pull the lever for an elderly car salesman with AI psychosis. That is the situation here in VA-08. 120
Michael Scott Balch, PhD @uqprofessional.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's wild that I'm an associate editor at a civil engineering journal, but they do have some juicy UQ problems. 001
Reposted by Michael Scott Balch, PhDMichael Scott Balch, PhD @uqprofessional.bsky.social · 28/09/2026We must put the American populace back into a center-right mass media echo chamber that implicitly treats poor people, migrants, and people in other countries as grist for the mill. That will fix our fascism problem, for sure. F O R S U R E 011
Reposted by Michael Scott Balch, PhDDavid Kaib @davidkaib.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Historically a lot of tech adoption was about being perceived as ahead of the curve, but so much of ‘AI’ talk is baselessly insisting we are all at the end of the curve. 061
Michael Scott Balch, PhD @uqprofessional.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Honestly, corporate backing for right-wing conspiracy theories isn't even new. America's long-term relationship with fascism is like a small child's juice cup teetering at the edge of the table. When it falls, it feels like a big change. But unless you are that child, it shouldn't be a surprise. 020
Michael Scott Balch, PhD @uqprofessional.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I have checked my pickled veggies. They appear to be free of vermin. 2026, baby! 130
Michael Scott Balch, PhD @uqprofessional.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Two last Will Stancil thoughts: (1) Most of the specifically Leftist conspiracy theories from 50 years ago ended up just being true. The gov't has come clean about basically all of it except JFK. 130
Michael Scott Balch, PhD @uqprofessional.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I know I'm raging out about yesterday's little bout of engineer-sneer discourse, but I do want to send some love to all the public-facing humanities people and political agitators who make it possible for guys like me to learn humanities stuff outside of a college environment. 100
Michael Scott Balch, PhD @uqprofessional.bsky.social · 28/09/2026MFer literally has a degree in American History. Was he unfamiliar with what the American food system looked like prior to heavy technocratic regulation? Because I, a grubby STEM-lord with my lowly AP US History credits, knew what it looked like. 100
Michael Scott Balch, PhD @uqprofessional.bsky.social · 28/09/2026(1) This all happened a century ago with radio and pamphlets. (2) The people who own and control the formerly gatekept "legacy media" are literally the exact same people who funded Trump 2. (3) You're using dime-store red-scare Russophobia to explain our society's ills, you cheap BlueMAGA shill. 140
Michael Scott Balch, PhD @uqprofessional.bsky.social · 28/09/2026OH SHIT, IS THAT WILL STANCIL'S MUSIC???? 000
Michael Scott Balch, PhD @uqprofessional.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If you cannot clock Will Stancil's jingoistic propaganda for the absolute drivel that it is, then your precious humanities degree is not worth the paper it was printed on. It's like a degreed engineer not knowing how negative numbers work, a thing that unfortunately also happens. 111
Michael Scott Balch, PhD @uqprofessional.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ah, yes, conspiracy theories, the unique ancestral talent of those wily Communist Russians, a thing that held no purchase in American culture prior to the internet. 250
Michael Scott Balch, PhD @uqprofessional.bsky.social · 28/09/2026"Engineers aren't so tough. I learned calculus by reading Newton and Leibniz." Okay, so first of all, that is a psychotic way to learn calculus. Don't do that. Secondly, what you learned from Newton and Leibniz is what I learned in high school to *qualify* for engineering. 000
Michael Scott Balch, PhD @uqprofessional.bsky.social · 27/09/2026All the professions need each other. Everybody needs to stop acting like their type of knowledge is the only type of knowledge that *really* matters. Thank you for coming to my TED Talk. 110
Michael Scott Balch, PhD @uqprofessional.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Let's also be clear about another thing: A lot of credentialed engineers suck, as engineers, much in the same way that there are humanities graduates who write risible capitalist apologia for The Atlantic. 000
Michael Scott Balch, PhD @uqprofessional.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm going to defend this guy, a little. The only way aerospace engineering works as a four-year degree is if you test out of half of freshman year. Y'all don't know what you don't know about an engineering degree. We are literate in the physical universe, and it takes a lot of work to get there. 220
Michael Scott Balch, PhD @uqprofessional.bsky.social · 27/09/2026It struck me just now that DOE is only one letter away from DOGE. That's acronym magic, baby! 000
Michael Scott Balch, PhD @uqprofessional.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My least favorite thing in Civ 6 is when a computer player builds Great Zimbabwe as a pure spoiler, deriving no trade benefit from it whatsoever. 000
Reposted by Michael Scott Balch, PhDJason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono.bsky.social · 26/09/2026AI EXECUTIVE (bragging about his product): Using this every day has made me incredibly stupid 123196733
Michael Scott Balch, PhD @uqprofessional.bsky.social · 27/09/2026The AI bubble will pop and/or may have started popping a couple days ago with the New Mexico data center announcement. What will remain is distilled models that can run on your desktop and whatever the DOE is doing with LLMs. 110
Reposted by Michael Scott Balch, PhDJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Even more recently it still blows my mind that anyone is falling for it after they just did this with crypto. It’s like they ran a show for a season, cancelled it because nobody watched, and then just released it again with a different title. It’s the same cast! The same tactics! 10608172
Michael Scott Balch, PhD @uqprofessional.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Losing faith in political institutions and traditional leaders is not "giving into despair". I can see what ordinary people are doing to resist those institutions, and I am very excited about it. 010
Michael Scott Balch, PhD @uqprofessional.bsky.social · 26/09/2026JJ Abrams' absolute disdain for his chosen profession 010
Reposted by Michael Scott Balch, PhDCarly Goodman @carlygoodman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026It’s almost beyond comprehension how every person who leads an institution in this country is profoundly unfit for it 1378
Reposted by Michael Scott Balch, PhDGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 205189225397
Michael Scott Balch, PhD @uqprofessional.bsky.social · 25/09/2026An annoying side effect of casual Bayesianism in public discourse is the idea that no event has a probability of zero. I'm especially thinking of LLMs going Terminator. Lots of events have zero probability, including LLMs as AGI. Your ignorance does not breathe life into a physical impossibility. 100
Michael Scott Balch, PhD @uqprofessional.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I saw the new photo. Will nobody rid us of this turbulent pedophile? 000
Michael Scott Balch, PhD @uqprofessional.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I finished the Theranos biopic today, and this seems like a much better analogy for the AI bubble than anything else that has been proffered so far. 100
Michael Scott Balch, PhD @uqprofessional.bsky.social · 25/09/2026These people know a freedom that you and I cannot fathom. 000
Reposted by Michael Scott Balch, PhDCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Tired: Being 6 and having an imaginary friend Wired: Being 36 and believing your chatbot has feelings and deserves rights 647068
Reposted by Michael Scott Balch, PhDPreeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026all these people sound like this: 62262534
Michael Scott Balch, PhD @uqprofessional.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I restarted. Same civ. Same difficulty level. Very different outcome. 000
Michael Scott Balch, PhD @uqprofessional.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It's silly and bad that we have engineers walking around in our society not knowing what the word "ontology" means. 121
Michael Scott Balch, PhD @uqprofessional.bsky.social · 24/09/2026[engineering professor who can't stop thinking about vaginas]: Draw a box around the problem. 000
Michael Scott Balch, PhD @uqprofessional.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I call this paragraph "Fuck Nate Silver in particular." 110
Reposted by Michael Scott Balch, PhDDavid Kaib @davidkaib.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Well my ‘I’m over airplanes’ policy is looking pretty prescient this week. 1133