Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 1hDAAAA JANKEES LOSE 11459100
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas Citymarina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 8hI KNOW THATS FUCKIN RIGHT BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 3563867
Patrick M from Kansas City @electricmcmayhem.bsky.social · 12hHow I arrived on Blueskystatic.klipy.comMichael Cera as Allan Dancing in Barbie MovieAlt: Michael Cera as Allan Dancing in Barbie Movie 071
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster 1348848948
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas City☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Paul Verhoeven the most vindicated guy to ever exist. 43697775
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityAsh Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Evergreen 71933614
Patrick M from Kansas City @electricmcmayhem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The saga of Patrick vs Will K continues 000
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityNed Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a... 162765607
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityGarrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We don’t spend enough time talking about just how WEIRD all these people are. This is just an incredibly weird and insecure thing to say. Imagine any other SecDef ever being this weird and insecure?! 2954413930
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026 062369
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas Citygeekysteven @geekysteven.com · 29/09/2026A true friend would let me have their cursed amulet, just to hold onto for a while 0247
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you. 766286835988
Patrick M from Kansas City @electricmcmayhem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026How servers look at the host stand after they get triple sat 010
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityC. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Loki has been in a bad way for the last several hours & I’m taking him in for another urgent consult. It’s looking like he needs bladder surgery so I am boosting this again because the prospect of losing him is something I can’t handle. Please repost this GofundMe so I can help my sweet boy survive. 86775
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityNick Baumgardner @nickbaumgardner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026when Michigan went to Utah for Harbaugh’s first game there ~10 years ago … James wore those things inside the Mormon Tabernacle hand to god/gods 0311
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas Citythe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i think if a coffee shop is one of the things you are most excited to visit on vacation in LA you should probably just stay home. or don’t go back a second time. whichever 6070531
Patrick M from Kansas City @electricmcmayhem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Chiefs win have to post a cute pic 😘 120
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityPatrick M from Kansas City @electricmcmayhem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026RE: Travis Kelcestatic.klipy.comChild Says 'Oh, There You Are, Peter'Alt: Child Says 'Oh, There You Are, Peter' 0143
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityPatrick M from Kansas City @electricmcmayhem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"Chiefs get all the calls"static.klipy.comResurrection Prank: Man Pops Out of CoffinAlt: Resurrection Prank: Man Pops Out of Coffin 051
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas Cityderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal 335154001291
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityTim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026talent is a lie 88175866261
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityAri'sArtAccount (Comms CLOSED) @ariartaccount.bsky.social · 22/09/2026#BIONICLE #ariartaccount 13708326
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityPresident Werewolf G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 28/10/2025First day as a vampire hunter: This is easy lol First night as a vampire hunter: oh no 72001538
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas Citymean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I better get my act together if I am going to summon six strangers to live in my apartment building and try to outwit each other and look for clues to my inheritance after hearing my will, thus cementing my reputation as an eccentric tycoon 410018
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas City𓆩🩸Ruby Bloodthirst Rockatansky🩸𓆪 @rubyrockatansky.bsky.social · 21/09/2026why couldn't Sauron just retire from being the boss of Mordor? he didn't put enough into his Gorgoroth IRA 0134
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Outside the obvious timebomb of selling out trans kids to appeal to ~16 bigots in deep Ohio, an underplayed part of the whole "trans kids in youth sports" stuff is making the most psycho Little League parents the most important political demo in America. They're joy vampires for the kids themselves! 7866811028
Patrick M from Kansas City @electricmcmayhem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Remember the second Chiefs 49ers superbowl? 230
Patrick M from Kansas City @electricmcmayhem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Chiefs football baby!static.klipy.comRussell Crowe: Are You Not Entertained?Alt: Russell Crowe: Are You Not Entertained? 120
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026The 0.5 seconds where I thought he was gonna throw to him on 4th down were magical 182826
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityPatrick M from Kansas City @electricmcmayhem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Again. 011
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityMoebius13 @moebius13.bsky.social · 21/09/2026K9 be like (Andy is Seymour)static.klipy.comAudrey II Demands 'Feed Me, Seymour'ALT: Audrey II Demands 'Feed Me, Seymour' 072
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas Citymolly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i pledge my sword to the politician who just says: let’s leave trans people alone, i don’t know or care what a hasan piker is, and i condemn the genocide in gaza. stop hiring consultants that make you say weird stuff that nobody likes. 101702276
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas City🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 20/09/2026You dont understand how much I NEED this shirt 3311
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityBRETT 🏳️🌈🏀💜🔦 / 🐙🏒💙💚 @royalssac206fan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Chargers rn: 051
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Fall of the Rebel Angels, by Charles Le Brun, before 1685 91646214
Patrick M from Kansas City @electricmcmayhem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026My grandfather was a disabled veteran and he would have one thousand percent have used these for pervert reasons. 021
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026YO META IS UNLOADING THE PERVERT GLASSES ON BLIND VETERANS 915418
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 20/09/2026corporate asked you to find the differences between these two pictures 2125822404
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityKatelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 18/09/2026You'll never guess what this is in reply to. 361158126
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas Cityvictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 18/09/2026“ohhhh but victoria dogs are so loyal and cats are so mean” you psychologically tortured and physically deformed a wolf for 10,000 years so it would be your pal. i’m sorry but im not moved 1231
Patrick M from Kansas City @electricmcmayhem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Not at all the point, Paul Revere's ride was in 1775. 010
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/09/2026lol I love this website 56107752
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 17/09/2026it is my belief that every chiropractor who performs adjustments on babies should be in jail :) 3294861
![Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?
Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.
You’re right, that does sound grim.
Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.
I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qnyq7wies2uc56bzqmfz4q25/bafkreief4hu7c6hd6ymgqnsaejlaipfuj7fq4ka2tkix72pionkb3dkkdy)
