Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityBeauty of a Game @beautyofagame.bsky.social · 21hThe last time the Milwaukee Brewers were in the World Series you could get 12 8-track tapes for only a dollar through The Gorman Thomas Tape Club®. 661201294 0
Patrick M from Kansas City @electricmcmayhem.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Also, throwback to the summer but the good guys won today 181 0
Patrick M from Kansas City @electricmcmayhem.bsky.social · 16/10/2026Hey siri, play Werewolves of London 271 0
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 26/07/2026When you look at how many liberals in the comments are going "they should remigrate him!" You can see how absolutely effective Nazi dog whistles have been on the liberal mind. "Remigration" is a Nazi term, it means Nazi shit, and they repeat it uncritically and enthusiastically. 81411311 0
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityJohn Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 13/10/2026A reminder for those at the back. 3112013520 0
Patrick M from Kansas City @electricmcmayhem.bsky.social · 14/10/2026static.klipy.comTim Robinson: They're Saying Coffin Flop's Not A ShowAlt: Tim Robinson: They're Saying Coffin Flop's Not A Show 020 0
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 12/10/2026Getting into a PR war with a toy store in Brooklyn for not selling you a bird because you’re "only daytime TV famous" is a 30 Rock plotline that works for both Jenna and Tracy 41227135 0
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CitySteeler KJ @kjsteelers72.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Mike Evans really didn't recognize Trevon Diggs at first. 😂 "I honestly didn't know it was him ... I was like, 'Who are you?' Then I looked and made sure: 'Oh, it's Fucking Diggs.'" 😂 0226 0
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityPhil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 12/10/202680s fashions are about to come back in an annoyingly massive way 118210 0
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityAnt @agramuglia.bsky.social · 12/10/2026So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit. 427124994612 0
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityCraig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Greetings on Columbus Day from Columbus, Ohio, where six years ago they removed the big Christopher Columbus statue and absolutely no one in this city gives a shit that it's gone or ever really thinks about it. It's a good reminder that people who care about Columbus are losers who don't matter. 1560185 0
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Celebration of the Manifesto of October 17, 1905 (flipped), by Ilya Repin, 1906, 📸 by Chris Kim 92078328 0
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas Cityvictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 10/10/2026nothing is better than buying a shirt on a whim, completely forgetting you did it, and having it show up a week later 403451372 0
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityArctic Giantess @edoornek.bsky.social · 09/10/2026"She let me hit bc I'm goofy" is a million times truer than anything a manosphere dipshit has ever said 311219 0
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas City🎃 Imani Gandy Corn 🎃 @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026"What are we, a bunch of BROWN people?" This is white people doing white people shit. Y'all had picnics under our hanging bodies but sure ok. It's like the Taliban. 463114791 0
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityVince Underwood @vince.vinceunderwood.com · 09/10/2026The Muppets Take Manhunter 28216 0
Patrick M from Kansas City @electricmcmayhem.bsky.social · 08/10/2026static.klipy.comTyreek Hill Touchdown for Kansas City ChiefsAlt: Tyreek Hill flashing the peace sign 110 0
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 08/10/2026DAAAA JANKEES LOSE 17689131 0
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas Citymarina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I KNOW THATS FUCKIN RIGHT BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 3890485 0
Patrick M from Kansas City @electricmcmayhem.bsky.social · 07/10/2026How I arrived on Blueskystatic.klipy.comMichael Cera as Allan Dancing in Barbie MovieAlt: Michael Cera as Allan Dancing in Barbie Movie 081 0
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster 1348871955 0
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas City☠️𝔖𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔎𝔯𝔦𝔰🦇 @freydalpishti.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Paul Verhoeven the most vindicated guy to ever exist. 43758791 0
Patrick M from Kansas City @electricmcmayhem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Sis-go with God then? (I can do many more star trek puns) 110 0
Patrick M from Kansas City @electricmcmayhem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It's Janeway or the highway 😂😂😂 110 0
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityAsh Parrish, Kotaku's LeBron James @adashtra.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Evergreen 71946620 0
Patrick M from Kansas City @electricmcmayhem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The saga of Patrick vs Will K continues 000 0
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityNed Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a... 162795617 0
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityGarrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 30/09/2026We don’t spend enough time talking about just how WEIRD all these people are. This is just an incredibly weird and insecure thing to say. Imagine any other SecDef ever being this weird and insecure?! 2944420933 0
Patrick M from Kansas City @electricmcmayhem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026High school me is dead and I'm the one who killed him 0110 0
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas Citygeekysteven @geekysteven.com · 29/09/2026A true friend would let me have their cursed amulet, just to hold onto for a while 0247 0
Patrick M from Kansas City @electricmcmayhem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Longer index than middle? Somebody specific must me in mind 😂😂😂 111 0
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityKat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you. 768286765983 0
Patrick M from Kansas City @electricmcmayhem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Regina and Mrs. George from Mean Girls!!! 010 0
Patrick M from Kansas City @electricmcmayhem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026How servers look at the host stand after they get triple sat 010 0
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityNick Baumgardner @nickbaumgardner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026when Michigan went to Utah for Harbaugh’s first game there ~10 years ago … James wore those things inside the Mormon Tabernacle hand to god/gods 0311 0
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas Citythe beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026i think if a coffee shop is one of the things you are most excited to visit on vacation in LA you should probably just stay home. or don’t go back a second time. whichever 6070531 0
Patrick M from Kansas City @electricmcmayhem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Chiefs win have to post a cute pic 😘 120 0
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026like... what 220335 0
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityPatrick M from Kansas City @electricmcmayhem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026RE: Travis Kelcestatic.klipy.comChild Says 'Oh, There You Are, Peter'Alt: Child Says 'Oh, There You Are, Peter' 0143 0
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityPatrick M from Kansas City @electricmcmayhem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026"Chiefs get all the calls"static.klipy.comResurrection Prank: Man Pops Out of CoffinAlt: Resurrection Prank: Man Pops Out of Coffin 051 0
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas Cityderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2026This is true. In 2016, I got into an argument with a gay man on a menswear forum. I've since made it my mission to make every man dress gay, thereby destroying his ability to tell who is actually gay and, ultimately, his chances of finding love. I built my social media following to achieve that goal 333154251291 0
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityTim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026talent is a lie 86176746294 0
Reposted by Patrick M from Kansas CityAri'sArtAccount (Comms CLOSED) @ariartaccount.bsky.social · 22/09/2026#BIONICLE #ariartaccount 13712328 0
![Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?
Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.
You’re right, that does sound grim.
Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.
I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qnyq7wies2uc56bzqmfz4q25/bafkreief4hu7c6hd6ymgqnsaejlaipfuj7fq4ka2tkix72pionkb3dkkdy)
