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Eleanor Mason

@eleanormwrites.bsky.social
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Comedy scriptwriter/director 🏳️‍🌈 Less a stream of consciousness, more the occasional worrying drip of consciousness from under the sink. She/her eleanormason.co.uk

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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 9h
Need a full length Fiona Bruce sketch from Emma Sidi
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 22h
Ross Kemp #CelebrityTraitors
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Spooked
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 22h
Ross Kemp: Scout Camp on BBC1 rn #CelebrityTraitors
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 22h
Found a traitor, had a breakdown, Bon appetite #CelebrityTraitors
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Shahan Miah @shahanshahan.bsky.social · 23h
I've just declared myself as a traitor by mistake #CelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitors
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 22h
Never been this happy for a stranger in my life #CelebrityTraitors
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Zoe Paskett @zoepaskett.bsky.social · 23h
Well obviously Richard E Grant is gonna be my favourite #CelebrityTraitors
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 23h
Hope they make snatched James Blunt a traitor #CelebrityTraitors
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sad to see Daft Punk having to make ends meet like this.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The movie ROPE came out on this day in 1948, and newspapers really struggled with how to explain that the main characters were, you know,
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A long week of teaching him that it’s the asthma trying to kill him, not the inhaler and the woman with a fistful of treats
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Finally got around to seeing Obsession, it’s so cool to have something with a genuinely nuanced story do really well. People want to watch considered things!
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Gwen Marshall @drgwenmarshall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Onion ran this amazing article and thought, I wanna play this! So I made it! 38 pps, PbtA, plus every mechanic mentioned in the article, and a bunch of Rodrigo song references. And it's free! Enjoy! #OliviaRodrigo @theonion.com #theonion #ttrpg #itch.io drgwenmarshall.itch.io/high-winter-...
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High Winter Elves of Girlville by Gwen Marshall
A satirical game based on an Onion article about Olivia Rodrigo making a TTRPG!
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Thoughts and prayers for my gf who gets really scared and doesn’t watch horrors but thought this would be ok because it won a load of comedy categories
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There are so many men who’ve had cameos in sex and the city to choose from, why is this one still president
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Disney doesn't know what to do with the Muppets. The BBC doesn't know what to do with Doctor Who. I have a wonderful suggestion.
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Patients with ADHD will no longer be formally diagnosed. Instead people will be encouraged to say ‘oh, he’s just a bit, you know,’ while doing a new hand gesture designed to indicate, you know, that he’s a bit like that
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Normal Guy @guy-normal.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
daily affirmations
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nooo how could my favourite landlord do this
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’ve been gifted another excuse to do bragging online!! If you’re going to Greenwich Film Festival keep an eye out for Slag-offers in the programme section simply called “funny”. Those greenwichians are straight to the point I like it
Official selected for Greenwich film festival laurel on a photo of a woman in a green jumper leaning on the back of a sofa.
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Piddington" is what Aldi call their Peruvian Immigrant Bear Shaped Cake.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Busta Rhymes: Should I buy a house... or... a link to a picture of a pixelated monkey

NFTea expert: Houses are often more of a liability than [text truncated]
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Glad #SNLUK is back and making things like Bi King Kong, a work of art
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Short selected for Festival Internacional de Cinema de Comedia de Begur! Genuinely a bit bananas that my jokes are going on holiday
Screenshot from the film of a man in a yellow hat with a laurel for the film festival.
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Roses are red, Violets grow rapidly www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Penis count debate rages over Bayeux Tapestry
A podcast has again investigated the penises on the embroidery, which has a replica in Reading.
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My body then vs my body now
Blobbyland at the height of its splendour Blobbyland abandoned, sad
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
An extract of my new book Out Now in The Guardian. It is the most astonishing story of how a same sex kiss was broadcast on the BBC back in 1990, without BBC executives knowing at the time. www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
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‘That was all secret’: the ‘gay mole’ who fought the BBC to show the first queer kiss on kids’ TV
Everyone thinks Byker Grove broke the taboo in 1994, but another teen drama got there first. Here’s the astonishing story of Two of Us, which put a gay relationship on UK screens – and was the origina...
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He’s done it again www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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I’ve spent my whole life looking miserable. It’s time for a change | Adrian Chiles
When you smile, the world smiles back. Not at me it doesn’t – because even when I’m smiling, I exude gloom, says Adrian Chiles
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I kissed a girl/boy. Drag Race UK. The shipping forecast. When will the BBC stop punishing gay people
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“Ministry pencils, in all grades of H and B, sharpened against the minute…” We quote Penda’s Fen throughout Broken Veil, because I can’t help it, and if you liked BV, you’ll love Penda’s Fen. Television as visionary poetry. First BBC repeat since 1974, at 10.15pm, on BBC4, tonight.
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 08/09/2026
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Radio Times @radiotimes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The homunculi have spoken – Mackenzie Crook's comedy gem is coming back for more. 🙌 Read here: www.radiotimes.com/tv/comedy/small-…
Pearce Quigley as Michael Sleep wearing a brown jacket and black jumper, stood on a garden path.
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Cats are great because they’ll say hey, stop worrying about problems in the future/in the abstract. I can gift you fresh problems in the immediate
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There’s a vent at Victoria station and you can smell maccies like you’re fresh out the womb opening a happy meal with brand new baby sinuses
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Me, just before I’m not about to get away with it:
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Maybe stop laughing when people are actually suffering? I’ve spent the past hour having to imagine my own fake girlfriend to cheat on my real one with
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
How did every highstreet chain decide on the theme croissant apocalypse in unison
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✨John Carpenter’s BOObies✨ @ourflagmeansbeth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Sobbing brb
My idols are dead and my enemies are in power
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joyce’s monster 🎃 @joycelaurie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
if you are a gay icon STAY INSIDE!!! it’s DANGEROUS OUT HERE!!!!!
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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
DOLLY PARTON PET PEEVES
1. NOBODY NOTICES IVE GOT GREAT ASS TOO
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
You’re selling a WHAT
Photo of a dress hanging on a clear mannequin with the brand name “ghost”
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You can see my short film Slag-Offers at the #scenefestival northern showcase tonight if you want x www.scenefestival.com/2026-screeni...
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ORIGINS x SCENE Northern Shorts Showcase — SCENE Manchester LGBTQ+ Film and TV Festival
Shorts screening 7pm - 9pm COLONY King Street Free
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
ADHDers will definitely get round to complaining to Channel 4 at some point
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Do one for Merry Christmas next
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hilariously, the alert went off minutes after husband had done a particularly bad trump
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Jules @jules111985.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Poorly timed notification from the range there 🤦🏻‍♀️
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