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Eleanor Mason

@eleanormwrites.bsky.social
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Comedy scriptwriter/director 🏳️‍🌈 Less a stream of consciousness, more the occasional worrying drip of consciousness from under the sink. She/her eleanormason.co.uk

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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 2h
I really enjoyed reading Klara and the Sun, it’s interesting to see the response to the film trailer given how things have changed with tech and public opinion since 2021. Feels a bit of a shame that there’s an assumption of it being a kind of pro-AI propaganda piece
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 3h
Wake up king Jeff bezos has been collecting your data
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 3h
Amazon (correctly) flagging me as a big lezza
An about you Amazon list with all sections related to cats.
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 20h
Thank you ☺️
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 21h
Turned 32 recently. Another busy year of doing my best to love my god and keep the brownie guide law. When will it end
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 21h
It means Andy Burnham killed the queen
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
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We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
thinking about how on my first day in LA I went to a coffee shop and saw a girl reading a book on acting. I thought “wow LA is pretty charming” and then she had a panic attack so bad they had to call her an ambulance
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Hoodie @hoodie921.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What I think every time I see him smiling #Traitors #CelebrityTraitors
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caitlin powell @acaitlinpowell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
meeting an acquaintance’s cat at a house party #celebritytraitors
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is what happens when you move to Italy for a year
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Jerry and Maya together look like a school play set in the Wild West #CelebrityTraitors
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Need a full length Fiona Bruce sketch from Emma Sidi
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ross Kemp #CelebrityTraitors
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Spooked
ALT: Spooked
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ross Kemp: Scout Camp on BBC1 rn #CelebrityTraitors
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Found a traitor, had a breakdown, Bon appetite #CelebrityTraitors
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Shahan Miah @shahanshahan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I've just declared myself as a traitor by mistake #CelebrityTraitors #TheCelebrityTraitors
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Never been this happy for a stranger in my life #CelebrityTraitors
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Zoe Paskett @zoepaskett.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well obviously Richard E Grant is gonna be my favourite #CelebrityTraitors
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hope they make snatched James Blunt a traitor #CelebrityTraitors
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Neato Tito @neatotito.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Illustration of a man firing a rifle at two bears attacking him

Man - Me
Further away bear - self doubt
Closer bear- This one is just a real bear
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sad to see Daft Punk having to make ends meet like this.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you guys broke watergate
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The movie ROPE came out on this day in 1948, and newspapers really struggled with how to explain that the main characters were, you know,
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A long week of teaching him that it’s the asthma trying to kill him, not the inhaler and the woman with a fistful of treats
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Finally got around to seeing Obsession, it’s so cool to have something with a genuinely nuanced story do really well. People want to watch considered things!
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Gwen Marshall @drgwenmarshall.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The Onion ran this amazing article and thought, I wanna play this! So I made it! 38 pps, PbtA, plus every mechanic mentioned in the article, and a bunch of Rodrigo song references. And it's free! Enjoy! #OliviaRodrigo @theonion.com #theonion #ttrpg #itch.io drgwenmarshall.itch.io/high-winter-...
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High Winter Elves of Girlville by Gwen Marshall
A satirical game based on an Onion article about Olivia Rodrigo making a TTRPG!
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh yeah it’s fantastic but definitely a capital H horror with very funny bones
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Thoughts and prayers for my gf who gets really scared and doesn’t watch horrors but thought this would be ok because it won a load of comedy categories
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There are so many men who’ve had cameos in sex and the city to choose from, why is this one still president
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CEO Johnny Cans @oldmatecans.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Disney doesn't know what to do with the Muppets. The BBC doesn't know what to do with Doctor Who. I have a wonderful suggestion.
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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Patients with ADHD will no longer be formally diagnosed. Instead people will be encouraged to say ‘oh, he’s just a bit, you know,’ while doing a new hand gesture designed to indicate, you know, that he’s a bit like that
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Normal Guy @guy-normal.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
daily affirmations
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Nooo how could my favourite landlord do this
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’ve been gifted another excuse to do bragging online!! If you’re going to Greenwich Film Festival keep an eye out for Slag-offers in the programme section simply called “funny”. Those greenwichians are straight to the point I like it
Official selected for Greenwich film festival laurel on a photo of a woman in a green jumper leaning on the back of a sofa.
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Will 🇺🇦 Absolute Shower 🇺🇦 @showerabsolute.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Piddington" is what Aldi call their Peruvian Immigrant Bear Shaped Cake.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I mean if you really want to hear Ed Sheeran without any opening acts you can simply get put on hold with your bank
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Busta Rhymes: Should I buy a house... or... a link to a picture of a pixelated monkey

NFTea expert: Houses are often more of a liability than [text truncated]
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Glad #SNLUK is back and making things like Bi King Kong, a work of art
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Short selected for Festival Internacional de Cinema de Comedia de Begur! Genuinely a bit bananas that my jokes are going on holiday
Screenshot from the film of a man in a yellow hat with a laurel for the film festival.
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Roses are red, Violets grow rapidly www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Penis count debate rages over Bayeux Tapestry
A podcast has again investigated the penises on the embroidery, which has a replica in Reading.
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My body then vs my body now
Blobbyland at the height of its splendour Blobbyland abandoned, sad
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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
An extract of my new book Out Now in The Guardian. It is the most astonishing story of how a same sex kiss was broadcast on the BBC back in 1990, without BBC executives knowing at the time. www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
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‘That was all secret’: the ‘gay mole’ who fought the BBC to show the first queer kiss on kids’ TV
Everyone thinks Byker Grove broke the taboo in 1994, but another teen drama got there first. Here’s the astonishing story of Two of Us, which put a gay relationship on UK screens – and was the origina...
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He’s done it again www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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I’ve spent my whole life looking miserable. It’s time for a change | Adrian Chiles
When you smile, the world smiles back. Not at me it doesn’t – because even when I’m smiling, I exude gloom, says Adrian Chiles
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I kissed a girl/boy. Drag Race UK. The shipping forecast. When will the BBC stop punishing gay people
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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
“Ministry pencils, in all grades of H and B, sharpened against the minute…” We quote Penda’s Fen throughout Broken Veil, because I can’t help it, and if you liked BV, you’ll love Penda’s Fen. Television as visionary poetry. First BBC repeat since 1974, at 10.15pm, on BBC4, tonight.
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 08/09/2026
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Radio Times @radiotimes.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The homunculi have spoken – Mackenzie Crook's comedy gem is coming back for more. 🙌 Read here: www.radiotimes.com/tv/comedy/small-…
Pearce Quigley as Michael Sleep wearing a brown jacket and black jumper, stood on a garden path.
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Eleanor Mason @eleanormwrites.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Cats are great because they’ll say hey, stop worrying about problems in the future/in the abstract. I can gift you fresh problems in the immediate
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