Sign in

Ahmed.E

@el19125578.bsky.social
220 followers 715 following 40 posts

I/S Teacher🍎, He/Him/Bruh, CISHET, LEVANTINE ۞, MUSLIM ☪︎, Wish to live abroad permanently ✈️ ☀️🌴 🌊🇦🇺, EDM 🎧

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Ahmed.E
Anathema 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @anathemaweatherwax.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Rewatching Coneheads and… how is this stupid one-joke SNL comedy from the 90s one of the most relevant and aggressively pro-immigration movies I’ve seen recently?
static.klipy.com
Cone Heads Coneheads
ALT: Cone Heads Coneheads
1122
Reposted by Ahmed.E
The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
A child trafficking ring with 163 children duck taped in cages was just discovered in Florida. Three white Christian right wing men were holding them. Barely any media coverage because they're white. Radio silence from Libs of TikTok and Elon Musk
18488178
Reposted by Ahmed.E
Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What’s the earliest possible date I can put up Halloween decorations?
28673
Reposted by Ahmed.E
happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 15/06/2023
ian curtis of joy division sounds like he's on the phone with school pretending to be his own dad.
10668159
Reposted by Ahmed.E
Daniel O'Brien @danielobrien.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Just going to watch this on repeat the rest of the life.
5483
Reposted by Ahmed.E
Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
This is for everybody out there who can't complain, not because they have no complaints, but because they're in a situation so specific to them that their complaint would seem like nonsense (or even frivolous) to any outsider. So they just swallow it and keep marching on
1224825
Reposted by Ahmed.E
Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
2027 will be as long from Austin Powers being unfrozen in 1997 as when he was originally frozen in 1967.
1715865
Reposted by Ahmed.E
Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
"I just can't get my meals at home to taste as good as what I get at a restaurant! What's their secret?"
2140555
Reposted by Ahmed.E
Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Yearly reminder that you CAN just become a different person, you're not as imprisoned in your life as you think. You can just be the one who dresses nice or exercises or reads a lot, or whatever. You can just start doing it, some people might make fun of you but they don't really care.
161104232
Reposted by Ahmed.E
The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
It's just a prank bro to creep pipeline remains undefeated
1019938
Reposted by Ahmed.E
Ghoul-in’ Dickey @colindickey.com · 26/11/2025
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
2095192600
Reposted by Ahmed.E
Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 08/11/2025
Awkward. Accidentaly said "you too" to a coworker who said "sorry for your loss", and now I have to kill one of their loved ones to save face.
316926
Reposted by Ahmed.E
Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I don't think the human brain is properly equipped to deal with the roughly 5,000 scam attempts we experience every day.
1227232
Reposted by Ahmed.E
Christina Holland @mortalwombat.info · 03/11/2025
I like how they provide AI summaries of product reviews now that always say "some customers say the battery life is good, but others say the battery life is bad". Thank you, that was well worth it
1997
Reposted by Ahmed.E
The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Meme to share with every person mad at Billie Eilish for calling out billionaires despite being a millionaire herself
$10,000 displayed and then a human standing near a stack of it to demonstrate 1 million. Next is a warehouse full of stacks to demonstrate what 1 billion looks like
16885266
Reposted by Ahmed.E
Frank Cvetkovic @gofrankgo.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud
73180785268
Reposted by Ahmed.E
Dennis Koch @dejayk.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Trekkies deserve 4 things if Scott Bakula's Enterprise spin-off is greenlit Fans are crossing their fingers and dreaming of what could be in a Star Trek: United. redshirtsalwaysdie.com/star-trek-un...
redshirtsalwaysdie.com
Trekkies deserve 4 things if Scott Bakula's Enterprise spin-off is greenlit
Fans are crossing their fingers and dreaming of what could be in a Star Trek: United.
141
Reposted by Ahmed.E
✖Crossbite [GREMLIN SQUAD] @xcrossbite.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I figured it out. The world is crumbling because we dont have 90s dance/euro-pop dominating the music scene. If we had a new Ace Of Bass or La Bouche, then we could heal the world.
media.tenor.com
a man in a black shirt and blue shorts is standing in a grassy field with other people .
ALT: a man in a black shirt and blue shorts is standing in a grassy field with other people .
092
Reposted by Ahmed.E
Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
Stomp Clap Hey music died out like ten years ago, why are people getting mad about it now? Is our culture so powerless and emasculated that we have to dig up a defenseless, deprecated genre to put on trial, just to remember what justice feels like?
3182
Reposted by Ahmed.E
✨🌯 jamie @glitterburrito.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
the return of stomp clap hey music is less a recession indicator and more a flashing neon sign
5625
Reposted by Ahmed.E
Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Have you ever been lost in a video game level, wandering empty halls, until you know you're going the right way because you finally run into enemies? Because you don't know what to do without conflict? Well some people live their real lives that way
20793129
Reposted by Ahmed.E
David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 16/12/2023
Eyeballing Jack Reacher right now. Big guy, obviously, but I don't think he sees me coming. As a henchman, this is the sort of moment that makes or breaks your career. I think I should go for it.
541982260
Reposted by Ahmed.E
The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Capitalism is awesome because no one can afford groceries and instead of blaming anyone with wealth or power we get mad at people living on the street or trying to move to the country to work
6484106
Reposted by Ahmed.E
Iris van Rooij 💭 @irisvanrooij.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
“Deloitte “misused AI and used it very inappropriately: misquoted a judge, used references that are non-existent,” Pocock told Australian Broadcasting Corp. “I mean, the kinds of things that a first-year university student would be in deep trouble for.”” 👀 fortune.com/2025/10/07/d...
fortune.com
Deloitte was caught using AI in $290,000 report to help the Australian government crack down on welfare after a researcher flagged hallucinations | Fortune
The updates “in no way impact” the report’s findings and recommendations, the Big Four firm said.
614659
Reposted by Ahmed.E
Let the Right One Ian @ianfortey.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
But... the 7 is a gun. Why are we removing the guns from the posters for movies about a guy who solves problems by either fucking them or shooting them? Sometimes both.
1125339
Reposted by Ahmed.E
John Gramlich @johngramlich.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
% of US men under 30 who say legal sports betting is a *bad thing* for society 22% in 2022 47% in 2025 No other demographic group has seen a bigger increase.
pewresearch.org
Americans increasingly see legal sports betting as a bad thing for society and sports
Today, 43% of U.S. adults say the fact that sports betting is now legal in much of the country is a bad thing for society, up from 34% in 2022.
1683682800
Reposted by Ahmed.E
Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 04/10/2025
Remember when this was a fringe idea? When it was considered contrarian to say AI was a bubble? Yet people aren’t quite there. The markets have yet to fully accept it. But how long can they ignore this? It’s not going away. We’ve got Bezos, Altman, Zuckerberg, Nadella said there’d be overbuild.
CNBC
Jeff Bezos says Al is in an industrial bubble but society will get 'gigantic' benefits from the tech
19 hours ago
MarketWatch
Al bubble is 17 times the size of that of the dot-com frenzy, analyst says
19 hours ago
https://www.derekthompson.org/
This Is How the Al Bubble Will Pop
1 day ago
Ars Technica
Ars Live: Is the Al bubble about to pop? A live chat with Ed Zitron.
12 hours ago
١---٦Tech Brew
What history tells us about an Al bubble
1 day ago
Yahoo Finance
Is the Al bubble about to burst?
Think again, say these analysts
2 days ago
PC Gamer
Fabulous news everyone: Market analyst says the Al bubble is 17X bigger than the dotcom goldrush,...
8 hours ago
B
Bloomberg.com
GIC Sees 'Hype Bubble' in Al Ventures, Risk of Bond Selloffs
22 hours ago
Reuters
Al startup valuations raise bubble fears as funding surges
22 hours ago
Financial Times
The Al capex endgame is approaching
1 day ago
11951125
Reposted by Ahmed.E
rahaeli @rahaeli.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Hey remember when the CDC dropped 6 of the 8 foodborne illnesses from the nationwide monitoring system in July and one of them was listeria? Mentioning for no particular reason www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
nbcnews.com
The CDC quietly scaled back a surveillance program for foodborne illnesses
As of July 1, a critical surveillance program is monitoring for only two pathogens instead of the usual eight.
1154533402
Reposted by Ahmed.E
Aaron Ross Powell @aaronrosspowell.com · 18/09/2025
I already have a nice TV and don't see the point of strapping a heavy set of goggles to my face so I can watch a pretend and worse TV. www.theverge.com/news/780492/...
theverge.com
Meta is bringing an all-in-one movie and TV streaming hub to Quest headsets
Streaming in VR.
4385
Reposted by Ahmed.E
Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
What we have learned from Google Docs is that word processors were functionally complete for 99% of users by 1995. The only useful feature added since then is collaborative editing.
1538441
Reposted by Ahmed.E
Leslie J. Anderson @lesliejanderson.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Do you think there are headlines back on the Predator planet that are like “Dentist Speared By Earthling He Paid to Hunt” and there’s a bunch of Predators in ties around a watercooler going “Lol RIP.”
271568413
Reposted by Ahmed.E
old uncle BATface @catfacejoe.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
your gym teacher and your english teacher are getting married
john fetterman and kyrsten sinema when netanyahu was speaking to congress
1194078464
Reposted by Ahmed.E
David Sacerdote @davidsacerdote.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
It was only through collective action — in the form of a class-action lawsuit, that people got paid. www.sfchronicle.com/tech/article...
sfchronicle.com
Elon Musk to pay $500 million in severance to 6,000 ex-Twitter workers
The tentative $500 million deal, filed in federal court, covers about 6,000 workers who were laid off after Musk bought the company for $44 billion and rebranded it as X.
14669219
Reposted by Ahmed.E
Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
One of my most moral panic style opinions is the use of “NPC” as a slur is a symptom of a societal sociopathy epidemic.
291393173
Reposted by Ahmed.E
Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
"Why did people dress better in the past?" Because people were mean to you if you didn't dress up! That is always the answer to that question! "Why are the lawns so nice in this neighborhood?" People there are mean to those with messy lawns! Social stigma is the tradeoff! Always!
2262780
Reposted by Ahmed.E
Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
i am always blown away by just how far ahead of its time DS9 was. really some of the most remarkable feats of writing in TV history. and the kind of show that could only have worked with 30+ episode seasons
1684713488
Reposted by Ahmed.E
The Jer Witch Project @neveronbrand.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Man, this is a rough week for people on the t-shirts of every kid in my 8th grade class who smoked.
213118
Reposted by Ahmed.E
Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
To see how a miniscule change can utterly transform how we experience a story, imagine if John Wick was visibly and audibly aroused every time the shooting started, just squeals of erotic pleasure with each squeeze of the trigger
1711811
Reposted by Ahmed.E
óÓÒò ¥€€₦ óÓÒò @spottedmenace.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Boss. I'm tired boss. We been doing these experiments and studies since the 60s and 70s and the outcome has been the same in them all. The pushback against these measures aren't because they don't work. It's because they DO work and they'll include peoples they wish to exclude from society.
7061652865
Reposted by Ahmed.E
Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
After 20 years… abcnews.go.com/amp/US/tsa-e...
abcnews.go.com
TSA to end shoes-off policy for airport security screening
TSA will allow passengers to keep their shoes on when they go through the general security line at many major airports across the country.
111034
Reposted by Ahmed.E
The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Why is it you always have to refer to billionaires and multinational corporations as the job creators but when Microsoft just fires 9000 people they're not the society destroyers?
438280
Reposted by Ahmed.E
Erik Leijon @erikleijon.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
31779205
Reposted by Ahmed.E
ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
"Right leaning liberal" is such a silly, squirmy way to say "conservative."
0383
Reposted by Ahmed.E
persianfriend.bsky.social @persianfriend.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Simcoe Street in Toronto. But across the province WSIB staff are STRIKING! The @cupescfp.bsky.social workers are tired of CEO Jeffery Lang’s lies and being overworked. If you want to know more here’s why WSIB workers voted 96% yes in support of a strike! www.businesswire.com/news/home/20...
23512
Reposted by Ahmed.E
POCGamer aka PanzerLion! @pocgamer.com · 21/05/2025
I love this. Screens have become a legit problem in cars. And not just because they're a single point of failure to have access to functions of the vehicle.
131013189
Reposted by Ahmed.E
Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
The part I find most unrealistic about Reacher is that he's traveling around without a water bottle.
6932
Reposted by Ahmed.E
The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Really bad start to a new administration if you're already giving the signal to AI companies and not consulting with unions pressprogress.ca/public-servi...
pressprogress.ca
Public Service Unions Question Carney Government’s Plans for ‘AI’ and Hiring Caps on Federal Workforce
PSAC president says Prime Minister needs to ‘actually consult with the unions and the frontline workers who deliver the services’
714425
Reposted by Ahmed.E
WIRED @wired.com · 09/05/2025
Most of the apple juice Americans drink is imported, with a large share coming from China. Experts say families should expect to start paying higher prices for the beloved beverage.
1518347