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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 04/08/2024
lil pom poko jerk @rajandelman
The Swedish Chef is the best Muppet. Shockingly pure in conception. Just one tall hippie's antipathy towards northern Europe. How can they fit so much disrespect in such a small felt man
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Something deeply American about how when this happens you hear people say “I’ll never use that corporate sponsored name, I’m gonna keep using the old corporate sponsored name”
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
you're still old though
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
in addition to being both the tallest person on bluesky (5'11) and the youngest (43), i also hold the highest sat score (1000)
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Arte Moreno bought the Angels in 2003 (the year after they won the Series) for $184 million. He then spent 23 years running them into the ground, let the stadium decay, wasted Trout and Ohtani, and sold for $4 billion. And the owners are crying poverty and threatening to kill baseball next year.
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Bishop Steiner @bishopsteiner.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
still one of the greatest conversations ever put on TV.
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🎃 It’s the Mid Pumpkin, Emily 🎃 @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
WE HAVE REAL CAMPS YOU CAN BE OUTRAGED ABOUT
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egohorrified.bsky.social @egohorrified.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Lol
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Look, as long as LeBron is still playing I'm not old
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egohorrified.bsky.social @egohorrified.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Yeah it’s absurd to me to think that a country that has at least arguably duped our president into a disastrous war will not take center stage in our politics, with all the nonsense that comes with it. I assume the puzzle is focusing on the window post-10/7 and before 2/26
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Erika McEntarfer @erikamcentarfer.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
When I ran BLS, I was asked constantly about the impact of AI on jobs. It's still one of the most common questions I get. So we put together a policy brief - for policymakers, journalists, and anyone trying to sort through what is happening with AI and jobs: siepr.stanford.edu/publications...
siepr.stanford.edu
What is really happening to jobs? Separating AI hype from reality
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egohorrified.bsky.social @egohorrified.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
And then there’s where you’re online where some (probably?) substantial majority of people who see the joke have no idea what your ethnicity is.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The reflecting pool is being sabotaged by paid protistas
Britannica page on algae
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The "hydration break" really is a perfect American capitalist innovation: a nakedly commercial play to insert more ad revenue into a game that doesn't have ads anywhere else in the world, all under the guise of some humanitarian interest in the players' wellbeing.
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The Farm Dude @thefarmdude.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Get ready for parasitic flesh eating screwworms to come back!
theatlantic.com
America’s Never-Ending Battle Against Flesh-Eating Worms
Inside the U.S. and Panama’s long-running collaboration to rid an entire continent of a deadly disease
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egohorrified.bsky.social @egohorrified.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Really? What is it?
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Shoe-per Intelligence @shoe.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
It was better when Nick Saban made $10m on the books, and tens of millions more off the books with Alumni business favors and some donors bribed his recruits so he felt like a genius.
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Lying under oath to Congress should have consequences
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Steven Rich @datab.ae · 02/06/2026
playing this and now i have a new favorite player
screenshot showing an NBA player named "Fat Lever" who played in Denver in the 1990s.
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Voraciousopolis but SCARY 🎃 @voraciousopolis.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
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Baseball by BSmile @bsmile.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Today In 1993: Texas #Rangers outfielder Jose Canseco has a fly ball bounce off his head and over the wall for a home run at Cleveland Stadium in one of the all-time greatest #baseball bloopers! #Funny #MLB #History
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Patrick Stewart is a terrific actor, and I love that every anecdote about him is an embodiment of the Community 'we're not writers, we're actors. Story? Doesn't matter here. All that matters is...our time...in the spotlight' gag:
youtube.com
Community - We're not writers, we're actors [S2E20 - Competitive Wine Tasting]
YouTube video by Rhys Wiland
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Trish Greenhalgh @trishgreenhalgh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Every summer I repost this article on how to spot drowning. Please read it and pass on. In the last few years I’ve had SIX messages from people who saved a kid’s life after clicking on the link from my feed. slate.com/technology/2...
slate.com
Drowning Doesn’t Look Like Drowning
Drowning is not the violent, splashing call for help that most people expect.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
In the movie Psycho, Janet Leigh stands directly under the shower head and then turns the water on. That is why the movie is called Psycho, one assumes. I turned it off. Stupid.
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Jason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
let's give it a try though
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egohorrified.bsky.social @egohorrified.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Who cropped that
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egohorrified.bsky.social @egohorrified.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
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Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Embarrassing confession: I find Github confusing.
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Josh Chafetz @joshchafetz.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
This is in fact a totally reasonable position, and I think Juror 96 and I would be friends.
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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Proposed: Occam’s Krazy Glue. When people explain one thing that doesn’t make sense by assuming someone did two things wrong at the same time
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Space Moddity (they/them) @doktormod.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
The problem with chips and salsa is that if your bowl of chips gets empty before your bowl of salsa you have to get more chips and then if you wind up finishing your salsa and have chips left you gotta pour yourself more salsa and that's why I've been eating chips and salsa for 23 years straight
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egohorrified.bsky.social @egohorrified.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
And dropping the “aint no reason to talk no more … get ready for next round” afterward
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egohorrified.bsky.social @egohorrified.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I loved it at first and enjoyed it overall, but the more I watched more it felt like I was watching an entire show that followed around Brad Pitt in Burn After Reading, and that gets pretty rough for me for an entire season.
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egohorrified.bsky.social @egohorrified.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Everyone likes boogie
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 24/04/2026
Not gonna lie, at this point in time this is kind of the working definition of Hell
"Know what’s next. Stream 24/7 live news."
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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Cf. the Bezos Post, "Republicans gerrymandering in Texas is fine, actually" b/w "Democrats gerrymandering in Virginia is a threat to democracy"
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
sometimes you may be tempted to ask "where do they get all of the henchmen from?" the question is easily answered. search "[villain name] did nothing wrong" on social media. voila! you now can estimate how many henchmen the villain would have
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Paul Vierthaler @vierth.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
The sickest burn I was ever subject to was when I was trying to buy an overcoat at some shop in The Hague. I put one on, thinking it looked pretty nice. My wife looked me up and down and said “you look like a magician.” Seeing my offended look without missing a beat she said “sorry, illusionist.”
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egohorrified.bsky.social @egohorrified.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Rob thomas’ mom is exquisite
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
important thread
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
m@thew
@TweetPotato314

her: let's role play
Me: ok I'll be elmo and you'll be-
Her: elmo?
Me: oh fuck yes two elmos

8:44 AM • 9/18/20 • Twitter for iPhone
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I've posted it several times before, but the hardest I have personally laughed at a tweet.
A picture of a pregnant Rihanna frowning as a salesman holds up a child-sized beige trenchcoat. @HelloCullen has captioned it "mcgruff the crime dog's pregnant wife finding out he was killed in the line of duty"
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Bill DiFilippo @billdifilippo.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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egohorrified.bsky.social @egohorrified.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
“Very funny” is an apt choice of words because I think comedies are vastly more likely to be in this club, for somewhat obvious reasons when you think about it.
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
to disappoint in advance i'm pretty serious about blue-no-matter-who at the moment and yeah that includes whichever Even That Guy you happened to have in mind for all Even That Guys of whom i currently have knowledge. that does not however mean you pull punches during the primary
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 24/03/2026
we do this not because it is easy, but because we thought it would be easy
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Connor Lynch @connorlynch.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The 2028 primary is going to mostly be people competing on who can best provide accountability. You’ll probably have at least one in the “just move on” lane. Among those in the accountability lane, I’ll sort among them on which ones endorse immediate court expansion.
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egohorrified.bsky.social @egohorrified.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
He wasn’t mocking and retweeting and liking other people mocking Alan’s appearance?
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