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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

has anyone mentioned how idiotic the not-even-a-theory would be if he had been at a game in Atlanta? like that’s proof that he… consulted with them about their affair? throupled with them? what? no, no, you see, someone you said you didn’t know made an announcement and you were nearby. checkmate

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

TIL Apple Fitness doesn’t have a Move Goal 500% award

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I think it’s cowardly to sell “goods” but not sell “items”

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I’m not completely in a bubble, I watched nearly a full episode of a truly *Netflix* netflix show yesterday

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I used to take the human league at face value but the more I look the more I have my doubts

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

hotel lamp that turns the outlet off when you turn the lamp off yes it’s real

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I drive with one knee,, ladies

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

standing in line for food, guy from a martial arts booth is asking everyone “do you want to punch me?” as the walk by don’t get me wrong, you’re annoying as hell, but no thanks

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

basically the equivalent of “@everyone” innit

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

remembering the guy who saved my ass with his cell phone power bank in line between connecting flights in 2018

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I can see preferring window seats and I can see preferring aisle, but I can’t see getting a window seat and keeping the window closed the whole flight

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Nahel Belgherze @wxnb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Unbelievable footage from NOAA’s Hurricane Hunters inside the eye of Category 5 Hurricane Polo. Simply incredible.

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

this is the most magnificent "Grammar" suggestion I've seen in my life

screenshot showing web Outlook's "Grammar" checker suggesting that a line that says "I'd recommend against changing the username" would be clearer if it said "I'd recommend changing the username"

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

moar oblique posts about posts I haven’t seen please

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

no matter how many times I learn that Denver is farther from Glacier National Park than from Minneapolis, and nearly 1.5x as far from Seattle, I will forget it

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Man we really gotta stop framing enumerated Congressional powers as if they were just about consent. “Should the president be required to get approval to write a law”

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I can’t believe how apt this is

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

very nice of the car wash to put two coats of wax on all the dead mosquitoes. makes them look a lot nicer

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Kenneth Deuel @kendeuel.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Tonight i learned you can watch a despecialized edition of the original Star Wars for free on a Roku app called Movie Vault. (It even doesn't have "Episode IV" in the crawl. Stumbled across this app last week looking for a way to watch Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (which we did)

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

went to the jerk restaurant and they were serving you (really delicious slow roasted pork)

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

going to invent a bathroom fan that actually does play music barely audibly so it’s no longer just me imagining it. and also to make other people feel as crazy as i do

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

frankly i think anne hathaway is too old to be an engineer in the days of thunder cinematic universe where nicole kidman was a teenage neurosurgeon. 43? long retired

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

me to the kid in front of me at the game

Omar: you come at a hornet you best not miss

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acallan1, god emperor of the Unites States @acallan1.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

in less morbid news, the moon is about to put on a show bsky.app/profile/matt...

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

who's your favorite movie or TV character that shares your first name?

Bert is a little confused why you need to ask

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I find the idea of viewing an eclipse from space kind of trivial next to the idea of just being in space. I would make an exception for the case where the moon is eclipsed by the sun, which no one on or near earth never gets to see

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

band that starts every song's lyrics with the song's title vs band that names every song after the first lyric

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

knowing exactly where the moon is, knowing it's hiding in the open but exactly where it's hardest to see, knowing it's waiting to strike

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

whenever I get a credit card offer for "miles" from a company that's not an airline, I wonder: how the hell does that work? does everyone else who receives this just nod along like it totally makes sense? am I the idiot or are they?

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

someone else with the keys to this shared account took them up on this sweet offer, and I'm looking at the Insights 5 messaging conversations started, for $3.66 each. The messages? 100% deadweight or negative sentiment, worse than not getting exposure at all

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FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Notifications from Alerts

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

muting my own name would improve the quality of my text messages so much

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FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

China experts explain why sleeping with winter melons can cause explosions - SCMP

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

convincing management and tech staff to give me their personal cell numbers: come on, you know me, I'd rather die than make a phone call I didn't absolutely need to

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Ryan Moulton @moultano.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

If you're ever giving a talk on how difficult it is to do data anonymization well, this is your lead slide.

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

UPS email: aw yeah your shit is on the way to you UPS website: wait bro, where ARE you man

UPS website screenshot:

Tracking | UPS - United States
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https://www.ups.com/
www.ups.com wants to
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Know your location
Block
Just this time
Allow

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

yes I think BARGAINCUE and CABINBURGER should count!

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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Me buying Baumol’s goods: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me buying Baumol’s services: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

ref’s being an absolute chimney tonight hashtag loons

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I need to get on a Jumbotron someday to test my theory that I’m the one person in America who can figure out which direction to look and wave toward the camera, after seeing myself up there and before they cut to the next group

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

avoided telling a new friendly acquaintance a superficially-sympathetic “I’m really behind, too” story that would have come off as a massive humblebrag (“BEHOLD the scope of projects i seem to think i can get done in a week”), please clap

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Where’s the option for “shitty product, shittier AI video about it”

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

you guys you guys you guys, did you know I could reach up to 6 people daily by promoting my event for only $18??

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

major opportunity for political campaigns wanting to get free exposure of their fundraising texts from annoyed anons on social media: STOP PUTTING OUR NAMES IN THE FIRST LINE OF THE TEXT. Then I’d be happy to show everyone how much your texts suck

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Now if only I could break myself of the habit of making files that I’ll need to decide to keep or delete later

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Bert Gambit @complexifire.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

that thing where you say something and your buddy is like “ha yeah totally!” and you reference it a year later to a blank stare and you finally realize he wasn’t listening at all the first time

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