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The Farm Dude

@thefarmdude.bsky.social
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Oregon wine grape farmer and winemaker. Agriculture. LV Raiders. SF Giants. Chelsea FC. Western US water.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
shane gillis is so unfunny that putting him on national tv is the same thing as throwing him under the bus lol
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The Farm Dude @thefarmdude.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The fate of the US depends *entirely* on whether or not we are going to punish rich people. And the future looks bleak.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this isn't who we used to pretend to be
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The Farm Dude @thefarmdude.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Isn’t this like, textbook blasphemy?
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 04/10/2026
Travis Hunter sent Tee Higgins to the shadow realm, my god
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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When the bad man finally drops dead we can all move on. We'll still be sharing a country with countless people who gleefully aided and abetted his crimes but they probably won't do it again
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The Farm Dude @thefarmdude.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Homeboy took the ultra giga max contract and fucked the rest of his career. You hate to see it.
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The Farm Dude @thefarmdude.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Raiders’ defense and tight ends are balling out. It’s so ugly and so raiders I love it
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The Farm Dude @thefarmdude.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Is there some sort of league wide grace given to head coaches of tanking teams? Thinking about Miami’s poor coach
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The Farm Dude @thefarmdude.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I hate how many Chiefs fans are in Allegiant. No aura. People used to get stabbed in Oakland.
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The Farm Dude @thefarmdude.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The response to all these bullshit suggestions is “you first”.
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The Farm Dude @thefarmdude.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“You’re not an AI influencer” lmao what a degenerate, lost generation
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The Farm Dude @thefarmdude.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This guy is SUCH a closet case. In an era dominated by cyber attacks, drones, and trade network sabotage his biggest concern is turning The Troops into his ideal top.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i just assume the reason why the conversation about "Obamacare fraud" is so muddled because the reactionaries want to paint fraud as something individual poor and/or black people do as opposed to the mundane rentseeking swindles engaged in by brokers and insurance carriers
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this
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The Farm Dude @thefarmdude.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That was some of the most insane refball I’ve ever seen oh my god lmao Goodell would not REST until Denver won
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Marshall Newhouse @mnewhouse.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
raiders?
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The Farm Dude @thefarmdude.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Talked with some truckers at harvest, they’re paying $3000/week to fill their trucks with diesel. That’s $156,000 per year.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it's weird that ai got too dangerous to keep advancing right around the time money got more expensive to borrow
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The King Teen @kingteenmusic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Evergreen.
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@pookleblinky.bsky.social
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
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Scott Spratt @scottspratt.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Justin Herbert continues to not be a winner
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The Farm Dude @thefarmdude.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
NYT shamelessly, breathlessly doing PR for Google.
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The Farm Dude @thefarmdude.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The Lions are beyond dead lol season over, Goff’s career over and Dan Campbell is pre-fired
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The Farm Dude @thefarmdude.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is stupid excellence
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The same cover, but with the "say 'i am alive'" AI meme pasted on top of it after 10000 hours in MSPaint
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The Farm Dude @thefarmdude.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
A good Oregon Pinot Noir is still something special. Really hits.
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The Farm Dude @thefarmdude.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
In *this* house? It’s 2013 forever. The Lumineers rock our socks, mustaches are cool and everyone has anchor tattoos. Avicii and Calvin Harris top the charts and the future is bright.
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The Farm Dude @thefarmdude.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We want the Dems to fight against The Money. It’s evil and wants to immiserate us. Dems, however, do not want to fight The Money. They want to manage decline and channel their base’s anger into impotence.
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The Farm Dude @thefarmdude.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Damn the NFL got us with the narrative this week. Having NYC beat the cowboys on opening weekend SNF to announce themselves? Got me.
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The Farm Dude @thefarmdude.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Unhappy urbanite men like this romanticize rural life because: - they resent that people they don’t respect can get them in trouble - they’re insecure in their gender - they feel unfulfilled and imagine greener pastures elsewhere - they’re racist
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The Farm Dude @thefarmdude.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
*tears in my eyes* Remember when we could all come together in a shared hatred of Muslims?
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The reason why they think their voters are this dumb and gullible is because they are.
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 19/08/2025
good lord of ring i like him
ian's frodo drawing with a speech balloon that says "all right then..."super close up on ian's frodo's unsettling-ass big-eyed face, another speech balloon that says: "...keep your secrets..."
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The Farm Dude @thefarmdude.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
(Paid in stock options btw)
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Trying to manage these people as if they're standard participants in a multicultural democracy misses the point, because they have no interest in multicultural democracy or being one component of it; they want a system that treats them as a privileged class lording it over everyone else.
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Deep State Farm @deepstatefarm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It's a Far Side cartoon, man with paintbrush, crudely painted text reading "The America" is painted on the house, on the door, on the tree, on the person, on the cat, and on the dog.
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Even from a purely national pride perspective, this requires you to think that the 100 year period from 1926 was a failure for the United States, instead of the zenith of its power, prosperity, and influence
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The Farm Dude @thefarmdude.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I will give my life savings to the politician that shows open, unapologetic contempt for the right.
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Stephen Thompson @idislikestephen.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When I worked for The Onion, practically everyone who visited the office would ask how they could submit headlines. This one stoner delivery guy was so persistent, we finally told him he could submit 10 headlines on spec and we'd take a look. First one on his list was "Shit and poop are Stinky!!!"
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I absolutely hate it when I draw renewed scrutiny
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The Farm Dude @thefarmdude.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Chelsea are going to win the league with joy, with flair, with passion. The beautiful game is alive again. We’ve been lost in the desert of pep ball and haramball and Chelsea are the cool, fresh spring we’ve been craving.
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The Farm Dude @thefarmdude.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
As a Chelsea fan I’m sorry I ever doubted the vision. Selling parking lots to ourselves to buy every young player on earth has all paid off. Todd Boehly I’m sorry I’ll never doubt you again.
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Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I see no lies here
Bad shit happens next year
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The Farm Dude @thefarmdude.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Cover them both, who gives a shit about losing a few thousand acres of farmland
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The Farm Dude @thefarmdude.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The tech guys are antisocial former gifted kids that have been coddled and catered to their entire lives. Does it surprise anyone to learn that they’re freaks as a result?
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The Farm Dude @thefarmdude.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Capital does not want the Democrats to stop Trump. Capital wants Trump’s program of deregulation and tax cuts combined with the Dems’ managerial competence.
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The Farm Dude @thefarmdude.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Southern Europeans are legit lazy as shit but they’re lowkey correct and so much happier lol
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