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eden 🌱

@eeeeden.bsky.social
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really into sharks at the moment

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go away 🦫 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tits or ass? Bro her fascination with the natural world
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eden 🌱 @eeeeden.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the mothman prophecies is such an ocd movie. idc if it’s supernatural that’s ocd representation to me
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wolf man 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
comparing ocd subtypes with the homies
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
just got out of therapy and my therapist said all problems are caused by the fact that my heart is too soft and precious for this world
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God this shit was cool as fuck
Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it
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interesting dracula @partnardy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
HER: You must be wireframe Steven Spielberg if you think we’re fuckin ME:
wireframe Steven Spielberg standing by Jurassic Park fence, picture from those CDs some guy bought at Phil Tippett’s auction
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Might fuck around and do unto others as I would have them do unto me
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 27/09/2026
GUY WHO NEEDS TO WASH HIS HAIR: just found out im an irredeemable beast and wholly unworthy of love
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 26/09/2026
normalize letting your friends sleep with your dad
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 15/09/2026
I would like to not have crushes anymore. I would like someone to be obsessed with because I am dating them. Like I am their girlfriend and so I’m thinking of that person. I could just think about them instead of some Instagram person(s). Sort of like having a partner type of thing. I’d be their gf
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wolf man 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
(engaging in ocd behavior based on rules i created) i don't make the rules
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
my prefrontal cortex is where all the classic vines are stored
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eden 🌱 @eeeeden.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i’m so excited for crank 2 i can’t sleep
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 04/09/2026
god was so real for killing everyone with a flood except for an old man and a zoo
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
"is this the krusty krab?" "no this is patrick" #iconicfilmquotes
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eden 🌱 @eeeeden.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
“eh it’s probably fine.” -girl who’s not heeding the warning
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eden 🌱 @eeeeden.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
i love the part in jaws where they all have gay sex
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go away 🦫 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Chumming my mind waters to summon forth my mind shark
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
exhibiting signs and symptoms of ocd
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 08/07/2026
rorschach test of the pussy sweat in my boxers at the end of a summer day
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I actually don’t care what the founding fathers would say about the present and I don’t think you should either
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eden 🌱 @eeeeden.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
being a bitch in heat should be added to the next diagnostic and statistical manual
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 16/06/2026
columbo screenshot thats been edited to have the communist manifesto at a book storecolumbo looking very intrigued with communist manifesto
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eden 🌱 @eeeeden.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
a virus where the symptoms are congestion, cough, sore throat, headache, fever, muscle aches, and dreaming about marc maron more than usual
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
guys did you know that we are all connected to each other
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eden 🌱 @eeeeden.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
me and who
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 13/05/2026
Brassica is such a cunty name for a vegetable
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aj @strawberry.bsky.to · 13/05/2026
who up running out of time
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eden 🌱 @eeeeden.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
columbomaxxing. eating chili and ice cream. loving your wife and dog. being a friendly goofy little guy. not caring what people think of you.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
doing whatever it takes to make jodie foster think you’re cool
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spooky cannoli @boner.ink · 04/05/2026
i'm kinda like odysseus if he never went anywhere or did anything
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aj @strawberry.bsky.to · 30/04/2026
yearly halloween and christmas tv episodes are a lost art
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eden 🌱 @eeeeden.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
lowkey the worst part about drinking is the dreams
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
You can be nice to me it’s not even illegal
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eden 🌱 @eeeeden.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
charlotte from charlotte’s web. kinda hot.
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eden 🌱 @eeeeden.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
walking out of lowe’s with a full monstera in my pants
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eden 🌱 @eeeeden.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
sometimes you try to make an omelette and it ends up just being slop on a plate
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haunted ghoulfriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
if I don't get fingered soon I am going to freak out
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Shen Yun: America before gamergate
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
screenshot of my own tweet. "just found out they make snortable glucagon now. i'm on that nose candy. i'm on that boogar sugar"Baqsimi, a medicine drug
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all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
‘so what do you like to do in your free time ?’ breathe. drink water. sit. move
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eden 🌱 @eeeeden.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
birth control ho chi minh
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eden 🌱 @eeeeden.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
i want to drink soy sauce rn
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eden 🌱 @eeeeden.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
how the fuck did i just hurt my tailbone by sneezing while laying in my bed
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j @dyke.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
whale tail is very much in for 2026
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Scare-ah Colonthree @sarah.northsky.social · 06/02/2026
Doing art badly is good and sacred
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eden 🌱 @eeeeden.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
if i was an eye doctor i think i would fall in love with all of my patients
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