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Watto von Bismarck

@gridlock.slumcut.win
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Relationship oligarch, "friend of Ranni." A really good Amy Mann cover of Dragula would fix me in one shot.

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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 13h
They tried to bury us. They didn't realize we were Jump Out Of The Ground Guys.
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 13h
Michael Mann should've made a second movie called Cool.
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Miss Mira, Burrito Taxidermist @missmira2u.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tell me again about how sad you are that I don't recognize my allies
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I’m sure everybody’s noticed but just a reminder, between now and the election the vibes are gonna be real off around here. they won’t get better after either but from now to the election they will also be off
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

@treewarrior.bsky....
maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 13/09/2026
Wow! They've constructed some pretty intricate rituals for some reason.
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 11/09/2026
Visiting Toronto? You gotta go see this guy first. He's our main guy.
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 11/09/2026
(duplicates your aroma)
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dr. hazel 🕯️ @hazelmonforton.com · 07/09/2026
Someone pointed out that a crystal shop is basically a warhammer store for women and I can’t stop thinking about it
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 27/08/2026
Michael Mann's HEAT would've been pretty different if Al Pacino's character was replaced by Bobby Hill.
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 27/08/2026
(Bobby Hill voice) Great Ass!
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treegirl @treegirl.it.com · 24/08/2026
10,000 Years of T-girl Baseball !
White field with baseball threading in the top right and bottom left and stars in the top left and bottom right. Angled text in the middle that reads "10,000 Years of T-girl Baseball"
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 26/08/2026
More like Seedy Projekt RED
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The Loch Ness Monster @nessiopeia.space · 25/08/2026
Being a weirdo tranny is of God. Everytime a tranny dresses crazy, talks loud, is visible the cosmos remembers why it was made.
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lucy rowan holmes @absobloodylucy.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
happy pride, transsexuals
trans couple kissingsomeone at trans pride with a blahaj as a hat, bottle of wine in one hand, trans pride fan in the other  a trans woman in a mantilla holding a feather fan in one hand, and my heart in the palm of her other hand, dancing in the street trans woman in a white ruffled off-the-shoulder dress beneath billowing flags
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 17/07/2026
I think: Moons are good.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 30/06/2026
pausing for a moment while regaling my group chat with my incredible Horseshoe Crab Mating Grounds experience from last night when i remember the supreme court is going to legalize hunting me for sport sometime this morning. okay. now back to these amazing crab facts
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 30/06/2026
between SFPD storming the trans march on friday and bringing out a whole riot team to violently assault trans people out clubbing on saturday (ZERO articles about this), the brutality during pride weekend is unconscionable. please support everyone who was arrested. if you wanna be an ally, chip in:
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
jazz fusion album whose titles are all I-statements men tell other men to say to women
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 24/06/2026
Speven Steelberg
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 17/06/2026
Render unto Weezer that which is Weezer's
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 16/06/2026
Me when anyone asks if we should have a spaghetti dinner youtu.be/UbiK18TtDf0
youtu.be
Tarantella Napoletana (Italian Folk Music)
YouTube video by Filip Holm
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Valentine Powell @valentineirl.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
So after openly deadnaming all our trans folks last week, leadership apologized, but then did not update employee's names for the vote today. This means our trans employees are being forced to openly deadname themselves in order to vote in today's union election. This is deeply fucked.
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LittlePuss Press @littlepuss.net · 26/05/2026
📯There are so few trans-run presses that have lasted — a VERY OLD FRIEND OF THE PUSS NEEDS YOUR HELP📯 Our fellow publishers @metonymypress.bsky.social are raising money to keep publishing their groundbreaking queer books!! 👊YOU COULD HELP👊 www.gofundme.com/f/help-susta...
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Ken Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
You don't need AI to buy things wholesale and sell them to people at break-even retail prices without the insatiable drive to maximize profit at all costs. You just need a fucking calculator.
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Dr Matilda Fitzmaurice @matildaf.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
If you can go to this, you really should
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 18/05/2026
*Picard talking to replicator voice* t-girl gay hot
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 17/05/2026
Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
It's lonely, isolated, and not an experience I'd wish on anyone. Something I would really like to impress upon cis people is that for a lot of us, when we do come out, when we finally stop suppressing ourselves and open up, we are often asserting ourselves for the very first time in our lives.
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 08/05/2026
Pope's WALL-E
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Rev. Poppy Haze 𓅋 @poppyhaze.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Cancel your @nytimes.com subscription, don’t pay for AI transphobic slop help.nytimes.com/360003499613...
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
if you want to be properly trad you should always be voting Green - being gay, trans, high on drugs and a bit Muslim has been the highest aspiration of the English since at the *latest* TE Lawrence. Reform like crypto and post-2008 grievance racism, which makes them dangerously futurist
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 07/05/2026
Chrome's "Proofreader API for Gemini Nano" is enabled silently by default, and its four-sentence-long description has at least three typos. Which would be worse, admitting Gemini wrote this junk, or claiming human error because they didn't trust their LLM to vibe-proofread its own description?
The Chrome flags description for "Proofreader API for Gemini Nano," which is enabled silently by default. The feature's four-sentence description has at least three typos.
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 04/05/2026
The New Republic should not give back ANYTHING the Empire confiscated.
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 01/05/2026
Fuck attributes, I hate attributes. Either get some properties or shut the fuck up.
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 29/04/2026
Ah, the old ancestral homeland!
Wikipedia snippet: "The Pays de Bitche (French pronunciation: [pe.i də bitʃ], literally Land of Bitche, German: Bitscherland or Bitcherland)"
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Niko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 10/04/2026
just in time for pride month, happy to announce I designed the Hot Dog flag
a flag that is a brown bar top and bottom, then a red bar in the middle and a yellow squiggle
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 03/04/2026
Lady Login
Screenshot of a Wikipedia article reading "...it was suggested by the East India Company Board he take a tour of the European continent, which he did with Sir John Spencer Login and Lady Login."
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Seated Rivalry
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Sin 🌹 @gothgirl.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
It's BE NICE TO TRANS WOMEN 2026 in case you didn't know just because it seemed like some people didn't know
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Goku Missile Crisis @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
if you spend 100% of your time on here looking at and talking about things that make you mad guess what's gonna happen
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
So-called “socialist” Zohran Mamdani wears shoes in the snow
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
When you get the reputation of being the guy with the encouraging words on New Year's Eve, it can start to come through as a little pressure -- what if the situation on the ground is worse than usual? what if people are more scared than they usually are, and with cause? what use are good vibes then?
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 08/12/2025
Me after I eat a whole berry and drink a big drop of dew
Woman sleeping on a couch under a photorealistic cabbage-leaf blanket.
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 07/12/2025
Himbo, bimbo, thembo, Columbo
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Jaime Woo @thejaimewoo.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Reading the interviews of Gabriel García Márquez and this passage stands out to me, from the 1970s but relevant in this time, that in this era the fight must be for collective happiness, which as he astutely describes, is the only kind of just happiness
GARCÍA MÁRQUEZ: I don't know who the hell it is that's ended up convincing us—the people who want to start a revolution-to accept the idea that revolution is apocalyp-tic, catastrophic, and bloody. We need to grasp once and for all that it's counterrevolution that's apocalyptic and catastrophic and bloody. You already know the figures: more than thirty thousand dead, thousands im-prisoned, thousands tortured by the leaders of the Chilean military coup.
My idea of revolution is of the search for individual happiness through collective happiness, which is the only just form of happiness.
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 18/11/2025
The battle I fight every night
Screenshot from Total Distortion (Windows, 1995) "The dreams are racing down the road. The winner will take over your mind! Stop the BAD DREAMS from entering your brain with the dream gun!"
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Watto von Bismarck @gridlock.slumcut.win · 18/11/2025
Purrberus
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