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Claire (<- that's her, Claire)

@eclaire.bsky.social
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You have to like me because I am holding my cat and they'll get scared if they sense hostility

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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 1h
I didn't realize they had Robert Vaughan in it!!! Mr uncle himself!
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 1h
I firmly believe I could do this
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 2h
It's such a surreal episode, they go out of their way to break down all of the conventions and make it just really unsettling and I kind of love it. The scene where someone's yelling from a boat and it's completely inaudible is imo one of the funniest things I've ever seen
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wow! Makes you think
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Autism is limerence for learning stuff
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sitting in bed watching the game sick and exhausted but just whipping a ball into my duvet to practice a curveball release because tgirl baseball has started up, god I love getting obsessed with picking up a new skill. Fuck off blacksmithing and cooking, it's curveballs time
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
we have seen the limits of catholic magics
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Why are the white sox advertising for coronal mass ejections
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Balthazar Bot @balthazarbot.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Balthazar is thinking about The Price of Freedom. It looks delighted.
Pixel art of a corgi on a virtual pet device screen. It looks delighted.
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Extremely funny that all the seats in Cleveland are still packed despite the rain except the really good seats behind home
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Companies only make products for whales and humans are not whales
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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Turns out these guys are real
A fish like a child would draw, no fins, just a tail an eye and a little smile
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Cafe and Marco martins doing a teamup turkey giveaway seems like a totally insane violation of campaign finance laws aren't real anymore lol
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this is a good podcast because you get surprised by hearing l ron mexico say "slavoj zizek" in a louisiana accent
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They can't all be winners
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Handle sucks on this one. I've gotta hack that thing off, thin the knife down, redo it. Ah well!
A bunka I made with a more aggressive bevel and a clunky, unpleasant handle.
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
we let these guys waste all the money in the world on AI when we could have just given them the rat electrode in the part of the brain that makes them come and they would have been perfectly satisfied. That would have cost twenty dollars and the rest of us wouldn't have to hear from them
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Tanner Bibee
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
babe let me get this. Digs thru pockets shoveling out great handfuls of dry green lentils. I make more money than you at my job it's only fair. Continues shoveling improbable amount of lentils that rattle and crack on the pavement. Huh maybe my other pocket. Orange lentils spill out from that one
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 08/10/2026
0.000% of AtProto decentralization has been built. Evil phone-dunking techbros still rule the ATmosphere with a shit-eating grin. All he has managed to do is *make himself sad.* He is starting to suspect Jay Graber *fucked him over* personally with her protocol specification.
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Have you watched last salute to the commodore, the real prisoner episode of columbo
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I love the military academy episode
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No but three years later ill see you posting "now watching that shit"
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You know that if he does manage to make his movie about his bored ape you're the only person who'll watch it
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Oh that takes me back
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
it's good that as a society we've started to take sexual assault a bit more seriously but the practice of just lashing out at anyone who expresses their feelings about it differently seems absurdly counterproductive
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
evergreen
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've watched so many baseball games and I had no idea you could pull a pitcher mid at-bat without an injury
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Or should I just learn to throw better and condition my arm more
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hmmm ok so I strained something in my elbow on like my tenth pitch trying to throw a curveball should I learn a circle change instead as pitch 2
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just spent half an hour teaching myself a fastball+curveball in the park and I just gotta say, ow, and also I'm 40 as hell
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 28/09/2026
Garffeld Pt 15
3 panel Garffeld comic: panels 1 and 2, Nergal is sitting next to Garffeld who thinks, "Nergal thinks himself a comely cat; a picture of vanity. I hate vanity."; panel 3, Nergal thinks, "Envy is no less a sin deserving of hate in the eyes of God."
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I could easily bend the lathe of heaven to my will with no unforseen consequences. No disrespect to Dr. William Haber but I'm built different
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tbh the baseball posting is also for the dolls
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is like when I post "I could hit a home run off of Nolan Ryan" but for the dolls
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think if I met kyubey I could easily make a wish that worked out for everyone and avoid becoming a witch. No disrespect to Sayaka but I'm built different
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't know if you knew this but he's basically a trans woman somehow
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh you don't like getting yelled at by the tag team of Kerry4ever1972 and Aaron Rodericks, head of trust and safety?
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Two baseball things happened today: Toronto tgirl baseball's first game, and chourio blowing up Miller for a walk off. Both very good!!
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
baby update
Rae resting on the bedRae face close up
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Star tren TNG: the high ground review: wow data should have been able to easily incapacitate that guy rendering the plot moot. Cinemasins ding
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
dont make fun, the 4 seconds of michael jackson turning into a werewolf in thriller that I saw entirely out of context when I was maybe 5
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mcc @dryad.technology · 05/10/2026
Ever since I saw this my mind has been off on the tangent of categorizing different types of slop by how wet they are. For example, Marvel is slop, and AI is slop. But the AI slop is so much *wetter*. It's wet
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
OK i'm glad a vengeful god agrees
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don't think they should let Mason Miller throw 104. I just don't think it's appropriate
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey there's little league games on the diamonds
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Claire (<- that's her, Claire) @eclaire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He's right behind you!
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