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synth princess

@ecchihime.bsky.social
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every human being deserves all their basic needs met and a level of societal kindness, but that doesn't mean i like talking to people. book and writing enjoyer, rogueliker, photographer. defeated gender through sawtooth waves 💍💕 @omgfox.bsky.social 💕💍

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ゆうき @higuyuuki.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Amos @westernstyle.live · 20/09/2025
"Umberto Eco, who owned 50,000 strategy games had this to say about Steam libraries:

It is foolish to think that you have to play all the strategy games you buy, as it is foolish to criticize those who buy more strategy games than they will ever be able to play. It would be like saying that you should use all the cutlery or glasses or screwdrivers or drill bits you bought before buying new ones. There are things in life that we need to always have plenty of supplies, even if we will only use a small portion. If, for example, we consider strategy games as medicine, we understand that it is good to have many at home rather than a few; when you want to feel better, then you go to the 'medicine closet' and choose a strategy game. Not a random one, but the right strategy game for that moment. THat's why you should always have a nutrition choice! Those who buy only one strategy game, read only that one and then get rid of it. They simply apply the consumer mentality to strategy games, that is, they consider them a consumer product, a good. Those who love strategy games know that a strategy game is anything but a commodity."
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synth princess @ecchihime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You gotta date grand order to the polls
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synth princess @ecchihime.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is deadlock just what people imagined overwatch would be before trying it out and realizing ow sucks
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synth princess @ecchihime.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Umineko, Umineko, Umineko
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that one video game writer @deathmeetauthor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
another day in the layoff industry
My bad Canva edit of a tweet about feeding game studios to shareholders
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PJ Harvey Dent @bsakat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wendy Carlos should be on the 20 dollar bill. There should be a 50-foot-tall, solid-gold statue of her in Pawtucket. You should be able to buy all her albums in any format you want and a line of custom branded synths. She should be a household name along with Bob Moog.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 19,1960
P1 - ONE OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS WANTS NANCY TO SEE HIS BABY COUSIN
KID: MY BABY COUSIN JUST SAID HIS FIRST WORD 
P2- NANCY IS FOLLOWING HIM TO SEE HIS BABY COUSIN 
NANCY: WAS IT "PAPA" OR "MAMA" ?
KID : NEITHER 
P3- KID: THIS IS A MODERN BABY 
P4- THEY ARE LOOKING IN THE WINDOW AT THE BABY BEING HELD BY HIS FATHER 
KID: HIS FATHER IS A BEATNIK 
BABY: DADDY-O
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 24/07/2026
This reminds me of a youtuber I saw once complaining that Garfield Kart would shut down his computer with a controller plugged in and it turns out the problem was that the most upvoted steam config for Garfield Kart at the time was a community config that bound every button to "Shutdown Computer"
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Thomas Ha @thomasha.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i should clarify, when i write people doing bad things, it's because i am bad. they are me. more importantly, when you read about those bad things, they also become you. that's how story works. in fact, you are going to think about murder before this skeet ends. how's that feel, sicko.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A man points to himself and says "I'm bisexual". A giant hand from outside the panel comes down on the man with an eraser as the man shrieks "NO! NO!" The cartoonist holding the eraser says "ain't I a stinker?" a la Bugs Bunny in Duck Amuck.
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Privaty Business @wanwanattack.qtbrewer.moe · 28/09/2026
Genuinely, this completely rules
-Recently, the game has been going viral on X for its beautiful undressing animations. I’ve even read in one of your previous interviews that the development team practiced stripping themselves as reference for the undressing animations. What was the process behind making the animations actually like?

Matsui:

I’d love to know how far that story has spread. It’s true.

First, we write a plot for each undressing scene, then draw storyboards, exactly as the original team did. Then the real work begins, because the animation is essentially all keyed by hand. A designer moves the clothing’s 3D model, frame by frame, manually. It really is pretty much like the claymation method I mentioned.

We did try automating it with physics simulation first, but it was a total failure. The cloth moved in a physically correct way, but had absolutely no allure. We learned a profound lesson: accuracy and sensuality are two unrelated properties. In the end, we accepted that humans would have to do all of it.

Then VR adds its own weight. In a normal game, if something becomes awkward, you can cut away or swap models between scenes. In VR, the player can look from any angle at any time, so none of those tricks are available. The same model has to undress convincingly no matter where you’re standing. When I described this to a designer at another studio, he said, “I would never do that.” I’ve chosen to take it as a compliment.And then, yes, the part you’ve read about. The undressing motions themselves use motion capture, but the deeper problem was that nobody actually knew the correct rhythm and order in which a person takes off clothes. So, the directors gathered and undressed themselves as reference. “That zipper is coming down too fast.” “She’d pause once before slipping her shoulder out.” These were serious, sober discussions. For compliance reasons, the Super Real Mahjong Venus Returns team works in a walled-off section of our office – and that was the moment those walls truly earned their keep.
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor
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Stacey Mason @stcymsn.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
Formal affordances are the elements that pull a player toward certain actions, they “cry out” for the player to take those actions. Material affordances are the actions a system actually allows the player to take. Agency occurs when the two are in balance. (Mateas 2001)
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lete lyre@C108乙 @letelyre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
『転生したらSpiders Georgになって蜘蛛1万匹を食うチートスキルでなんと平均をめちゃくちゃにした件』
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
"I installed the Give Away Your Personally Identifying Info app made by the We Love Stealing Your Personally Identifying Info Corp headed by Mr. Steal Your Personally Identifying Info and it gave away all my personally identifying info"
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers
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synth princess @ecchihime.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Greatest enemy of the Mario bros
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 22/09/2026
the guys who run into target at 6 am and steal pokemon cards from children are all mad because pokemon is just printing more now
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AP Stylebook @apstylebook.com · 23/09/2026
Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.
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The Lexorcist @lexidarlingxoxo.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if elected president of the LGBT community, i will push for OTC HRT, and introduce mandatory kink at pride laws. i will reverse the LGBT council's pardon of DaBaby, and will forge a strong trade agreement with our neighbors, the furry community. vote Darling 2028. it's time to build. back. better.
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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 22/09/2026
Friends, I lol'ed
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MAGA Festival Headlined by Kid Rock Canceled After Selling Only 6 VIP Tickets: Reports
Freedom Fest was canceled five days before its set date after selling only six VIP tickets, organizer Eric Deters shared on Sept. 21. The MAGA event was set to feature Kid Rock and other conservative ...
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A man at a gay bar asks "hey before we go back to my place, I should ask: are you a top or a bottom?" Shadow the Hedgehog, wearing a croptop that says "SLUT" replies "I am ambivalent."
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mike huguenor @mikehuguenor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If you need a pair of glasses to tell you to not do the most obviously Bad Parenting thing imaginable, maybe you shouldn't be in charge of anything?
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
staff at the boiling people alive factory complain of mental toll of boiling people alive
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 22/09/2026
I remember the exact moment, early in my transition, working in Copenhagen, when I realized I was being perceived as a woman by my male coworkers. I realized it because they were interrupting and talking over me in meetings.
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steles are up.
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say it slow, keep you close | mads @ofthebizarre.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Journalists who want to be taken seriously as professionals when it suits them but treated like smol beans when they publicly fuck up are really of no use to the job. If you live and die on the reputation tied to your name, you behave accordingly or you suffer for it.
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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persephinae @persephinae.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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synth princess @ecchihime.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wives be like “hey I know you’re just waking up and half asleep but I need you to deliver a dissertation on the ideal methods for toast and egg and cover all possible variations like phd level is fine. Oh I didn’t catch any of that can you start over “
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synth princess @ecchihime.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Is the new fire emblem less ambush bullshit
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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synth princess @ecchihime.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sometimes my wife starts to worry when she doesn’t hear from me for like 30 mins after my (hour long) shower but I just say chill… a girls got a limit I can’t get dressed if my hearts not in it
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Amos @westernstyle.live · 17/09/2026
a little bit funny that this site's team is so earnestly into the idea of creating online world peace entirely through programmatic means. like they saw that paper about twitter algo automatically turning you fascist and went "i bet we can make one that makes you a center-right liberal"
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 16/09/2026
A friend found one of my business cards from 13 years ago
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IAHFY ✦ @iahfy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Samus & Kirby
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Jennifer de Guzman Strikes Again @jenniferdeguzman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My daughter’s latest masterpiece
A painting of a round cat with small ears in a McDonald’s fry bag
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synth princess @ecchihime.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I love every mgs game 4 and earlier except peace walker has to have the worst game design I’ve ever seen for those vehicle fights. Literally played better shovelware games as a kid in early internet than those.
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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
A orange neon sign running down a building.  “Milf Plaza” is lit up
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"One more thing Miss Barlow... you were about 14 in 2001, and you grew up in the UK, so why did they dismiss your school at noon on 9/11, when the attacks would have happened around 2 pm your time? I just don't understand how the school knew the attacks would be happening later"
Columbo (Peter Falk) asking one more question
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
she deleted this once she realized that based on the time difference she was implying that schoolchildren in Scotland knew about 9/11 before it happened
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synth princess @ecchihime.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Decided I’ll become a jazz type
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the most typical @jazzpomegranate.com · 09/09/2026
i want to be connected to other people through computer, you want to be connected to computer, we are not the same.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 09/09/2026
[Left side, an illustration of the "Virgin" character (from the Virgin vs. Chad meme format) modified into a robot. His head is a retro computer monitor with a glowing red dot on the screen, and his body has thin metallic limbs. A computer mouse hangs from his back by a wire, and loose paperclips float around his legs.]

"the virgin "AGI existential risk"

- programmer LARP fantasy that makes coding the single most important skill for saving humanity
- fake and made up
- entirely based on thought experiments
- assumes that there's this vaguely defined concept known as "intelligence" that can be linearly increased as if it were a mathematical quantity
- projects an anthropomorphic drive toward control and power onto algorithms that just do statistics to spit out words; colonialist self-report
- Zero evidence
- sponsored by billionaires who want to make their technology seem more important than it is
- blackmails you from the future using faulty logic; doesn't actually make any sense
- "oh no, i guess we have to build the Doom Machine now. i guess the course of technological progress is inevitable, oh well""

[Right side, an illustration of the "Chad" character, replaced by a globe of the Earth. A large fire burns at the top of the globe, and three black oil derricks are on the yellow landmass, which is shaped like a facial profile. He has muscular blue arms and legs and wears yellow shoes.]

"the Chad Global Warming

- incomprehensibly complex and interconnected polycrisis
- reveals deep-rooted flaws with the dominant politico-economic paradigm; demands a fundamental shift of human value systems by its sheer physical existence
- verified by the entire scientific community
- billionaires don't want you to think about it because it is too scary
- resists ideological simplification
- will actually kill you
- divine retribution for fossil capital's greed and wanton exploitation of the natural world
- doesn't even need intelligence to threaten humanity's survival"
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𝐔𝐧𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐜𝐤𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐛 @johnxuandou.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
History has shown us that whenever there's consumer division between formats, pornography usually decides the winner, so I have come to inform you that the doujin women play leverless now.
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synth princess @ecchihime.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
New Metroid…
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Fox | omgitsafox @omgfox.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
truman show kirby…
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synth princess @ecchihime.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
No man has ever been as gay as revolver ocelot and no man ever will
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