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Rob K

@dynastysnarker.bsky.social
787 followers 2K following 480 posts

Lover. Fighter. Barbecuer. Dynasty FF nerd. #SFBX #SFB13 semifinalist #SFB14 #SFB15 #SFB16

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Misery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Giving a shit about people is cool. Keep that shit up.
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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 23h
The attestupa scene still fucks up my head from time to time.
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Midsommar Horror: Burning Flower Temple
Alt: Midsommar Horror: Burning Flower Temple
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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 23h
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Joe Kenda's 'Well My My My' on Homicide Hunter
Alt: Joe Kenda's 'Well My My My' on Homicide Hunter
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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you can’t handle the heat get out of my dumpster
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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That one season of Fargo
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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The American economy?
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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When you throw your carton of chocolate milk at your middle school bully and hit him square in the back of the head
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Free your mind and it will never come back. Your mind is sick of you
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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Come the fuck on Amazon, is this Noah Kahan concert ever going to start? @shannisknight.bsky.social stayed up through TNF to watch it and now I’m regretting even telling her about it.
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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Take the Taco Bell out of Davante Adams’ house at your own peril.
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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I mean, in the grand scheme of things we’re all ok as long as we’re not dead. Glad we ruled that out at least. Unless you believe that when you die you rejoin the divine energy of the universe? This got deeply philosophical in a hurry.
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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I saw my Penix lying on a blanket Next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, And put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The more commercials Baker Mayfield is in, the more he sucks
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Jeopardy! but it’s one of those sex thrillers from the ‘90s starring, like, Stephen Baldwin.
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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I need one of two things to happen this afternoon: 1. Another upset of Bama (highly unlikely) 2. FSU to get so thoroughly destroyed & humiliated that Norvell is fired before he can get on the plane back to Tally (only slightly less unlikely—this should have already happened multiple times) #gonoles
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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
To the window, to the wall
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it's two things, to me: 1) trans rights matter because trans people matter and deserve rights, not just because failing to stand for trans rights is a bellwether for inauthentic progressivism more broadly 2) if you can't be trusted on trans rights you can't be trusted on anything
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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Bo Nix—putting the suck in seersucker.
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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If only I had the capability. Everyone who does it seems happy.
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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Charlize Theron: Proud Monster
Alt: Charlize Theron: Proud Monster (Aileen Wuornos)
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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One of my most vivid memories of the aftermath of this was hearing about a friend of a friend who was Indian whose white boyfriend came home that evening from work and summarily broke up with her.
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Jess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Future me watching temporary -productivity-burst me commit to meetings and calls.
A small machine, the front resembles a smiling face, and its back reflected in the mirror behind it resembles a horrified face.
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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
*payable only in TrumpCoin
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
you contain multitudes, I contain doritos and impotent rage
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Now in Gunmetal Grey!
A person in the background carrying a bag over their shoulder. In the foreground, a large gray cat sits beside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The text above reads "Introducing CATS FOR MEN™," and below the box, it says "The first feline designed for real, masculine men."
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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
kids, life is like a game of pac-man, you spend your days running around and eating and trying not to die while multicolored ghosts chase you. life is also like being on shrooms
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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
At least the third death of the trio is the Pro Bowl
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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
You may be cool but you’ll never be Bo Diddley frying chicken in his dressing room cool.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Incredible @angieforfl.bsky.social Nixon pic 🔥
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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I’ll be waiting with bated breath for the avalanche of character assassination articles, doxxing, and social media dogpiles that was unleashed on Dr. Arday. With any luck this little pinhead will off himself too in the aftermath.
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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I really wish America would quit this weird reverence it has for British culture. Like, we essentially learned institutional racism by watching them and they clearly haven’t reckoned with it any more than we have.
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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Jon, buddy, have you ever played #dynasty? 2028 picks are all the rage since everyone went coocoo for Cocoa Puffs over 2027 picks.
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Chance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This is @doctorow.pluralistic.net erasure. 😭
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Metal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The press can kill whoever they want, and because they don't physically, literally do it, they won't even be properly shunned. They will probably even pretend to be sad. They will call him a troubled, tragic figure. A cancer in our society. Cut it out.
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strange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Put both your thoughts and your prayers up your ass, and keep pushing until you can taste them.
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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
In other news, I am 12.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Wrote about the Masculinity Scam, or how selling reactionary ideas about what makes a man helps a small number of bad people profit and makes everyone else (including men) miserable www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Over the past 10 years, the misogyny of the manosphere has become more open and strident, but the big innovation seems to have been combining that conspiratorial misogyny with earnest self-help advice. Heartbreak and rejection leave people emotionally vulnerable, and the manosphere pitch often comes paired with benign advice about standing up for yourself, being mentally tough, or becoming physically active. But getting yourself together with the expectation that soon everyone you meet will be forced to respect you inevitably leads to disappointment.

When that disappointment sets in, the manosphere has an explanation: Can’t find a girlfriend? It’s because women who make their own living can no longer be forced into marrying guys they don’t like. Can’t find a job? It’s because undeserving women and minorities are being picked instead of you, even though you’re better. Feel bad about yourself? It’s because our feminized society deprived you of a life of meaningful toil, military adventure, and elevated social status. It is a bleak view of the world, a kind of male doomerism in which a meaningful life can be found only in the domination and exploitation of others.
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Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 18/07/2026
Meme, showing two panels with two persons driving in cars.

Panel / person 1: "People in 1999 using the Internet as an escape from reality."

Panel / person 2: "People in 2026 using reality as an escape from the Internet."
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stabke @stabke.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Every time I see someone post “IYKYK” I read it as Goofy laughing
Goofy. Laughing.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I think a very attractive trait in human beings is someone who can absolutely lose their shit laughing even if their laugh is goofy, you want someone who can be incapacitated by joy
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Dr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 04/11/2025
I've said it before and I'll say it again now: Live your life in such a way that millions of people do not rightfully have reason to cheer your death.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
gather ye dopamine while ye may
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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
You get nothing, you pile of rotting garbage in a human suit. Good day sir! I said good day sir!
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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I think he bit it but I just can’t prove it
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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Her song Normal Girl from a ways back is very much autism-coded (or can be interpreted that way). Welcome to the neurodivergent community!
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Dude @impenetrable.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
if you are seeing this
the curse is lifted
have a good day

Capybara Philosopher
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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I'd like to introduce my life coach and/or spirit animal
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Monday Office Panda Prank
ALT: Monday Office Panda Prank
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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Meanwhile on FB: Red man grape bad. Blue man grape ok if blue man beat red man. Me blue. Red bad. Me better than red.
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