Reposted by Rob KMisery Highlight @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Giving a shit about people is cool. Keep that shit up. 122987
Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 23hThe attestupa scene still fucks up my head from time to time.static.klipy.comMidsommar Horror: Burning Flower TempleAlt: Midsommar Horror: Burning Flower Temple 141
Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 23hstatic.klipy.comJoe Kenda's 'Well My My My' on Homicide HunterAlt: Joe Kenda's 'Well My My My' on Homicide Hunter 121
Reposted by Rob KKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If you can’t handle the heat get out of my dumpster 720487
Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026When you throw your carton of chocolate milk at your middle school bully and hit him square in the back of the head 020
Reposted by Rob Kdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Free your mind and it will never come back. Your mind is sick of you 830476
Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Come the fuck on Amazon, is this Noah Kahan concert ever going to start? @shannisknight.bsky.social stayed up through TNF to watch it and now I’m regretting even telling her about it. 120
Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Take the Taco Bell out of Davante Adams’ house at your own peril. 011
Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I mean, in the grand scheme of things we’re all ok as long as we’re not dead. Glad we ruled that out at least. Unless you believe that when you die you rejoin the divine energy of the universe? This got deeply philosophical in a hurry. 010
Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I saw my Penix lying on a blanket Next to a broken toaster oven. Some guy was selling it. I had to buy it off him. He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen. I took it home, washed it off, And put it back on. I was happy again. Complete. 000
Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The more commercials Baker Mayfield is in, the more he sucks 011
Reposted by Rob KKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Jeopardy! but it’s one of those sex thrillers from the ‘90s starring, like, Stephen Baldwin. 1603905188
Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I need one of two things to happen this afternoon: 1. Another upset of Bama (highly unlikely) 2. FSU to get so thoroughly destroyed & humiliated that Norvell is fired before he can get on the plane back to Tally (only slightly less unlikely—this should have already happened multiple times) #gonoles 011
Reposted by Rob KClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026it's two things, to me: 1) trans rights matter because trans people matter and deserve rights, not just because failing to stand for trans rights is a bellwether for inauthentic progressivism more broadly 2) if you can't be trusted on trans rights you can't be trusted on anything 1638261153
Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 14/09/2026If only I had the capability. Everyone who does it seems happy. 000
Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 12/09/2026static.klipy.comCharlize Theron: Proud MonsterAlt: Charlize Theron: Proud Monster (Aileen Wuornos) 1131
Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 11/09/2026One of my most vivid memories of the aftermath of this was hearing about a friend of a friend who was Indian whose white boyfriend came home that evening from work and summarily broke up with her. 010
Reposted by Rob KJess Pendley @jesspendley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Future me watching temporary -productivity-burst me commit to meetings and calls. 2255401127
Reposted by Rob KGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 06/09/2026you contain multitudes, I contain doritos and impotent rage 5276115
Reposted by Rob KGrant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 01/09/2026kids, life is like a game of pac-man, you spend your days running around and eating and trying not to die while multicolored ghosts chase you. life is also like being on shrooms 222793
Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 26/08/2026At least the third death of the trio is the Pro Bowl 000
Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 21/08/2026You may be cool but you’ll never be Bo Diddley frying chicken in his dressing room cool. 25112
Reposted by Rob KThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Incredible @angieforfl.bsky.social Nixon pic 🔥 528267774901
Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I’ll be waiting with bated breath for the avalanche of character assassination articles, doxxing, and social media dogpiles that was unleashed on Dr. Arday. With any luck this little pinhead will off himself too in the aftermath. 010
Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I really wish America would quit this weird reverence it has for British culture. Like, we essentially learned institutional racism by watching them and they clearly haven’t reckoned with it any more than we have. 131
Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Jon, buddy, have you ever played #dynasty? 2028 picks are all the rage since everyone went coocoo for Cocoa Puffs over 2027 picks. 000
Reposted by Rob KChance the Lawyer @chancethelawyer.bsky.social · 16/08/2026This is @doctorow.pluralistic.net erasure. 😭 1324
Reposted by Rob KMetal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 14/08/2026The press can kill whoever they want, and because they don't physically, literally do it, they won't even be properly shunned. They will probably even pretend to be sad. They will call him a troubled, tragic figure. A cancer in our society. Cut it out. 215644
Reposted by Rob Kstrange ranger @lithiumsucks.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Put both your thoughts and your prayers up your ass, and keep pushing until you can taste them. 16325
Reposted by Rob KAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Wrote about the Masculinity Scam, or how selling reactionary ideas about what makes a man helps a small number of bad people profit and makes everyone else (including men) miserable www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0... 582537624
Reposted by Rob Kstabke @stabke.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Every time I see someone post “IYKYK” I read it as Goofy laughing 511825
Reposted by Rob KBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/07/2026I think a very attractive trait in human beings is someone who can absolutely lose their shit laughing even if their laugh is goofy, you want someone who can be incapacitated by joy 1332223
Reposted by Rob KDr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 04/11/2025I've said it before and I'll say it again now: Live your life in such a way that millions of people do not rightfully have reason to cheer your death. 172369436
Reposted by Rob KIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 12/07/2026gather ye dopamine while ye may 625562
Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 11/07/2026You get nothing, you pile of rotting garbage in a human suit. Good day sir! I said good day sir! 000
Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Her song Normal Girl from a ways back is very much autism-coded (or can be interpreted that way). Welcome to the neurodivergent community! 010
Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I'd like to introduce my life coach and/or spirit animalstatic.klipy.comMonday Office Panda PrankALT: Monday Office Panda Prank 000
Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Meanwhile on FB: Red man grape bad. Blue man grape ok if blue man beat red man. Me blue. Red bad. Me better than red. 000