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She looks so much like our Teddy 🥺

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Don’t threaten me with a good time.

The jobbers of American political theater. Too pathetic to be a face, too cowardly to be a heel, but there’s a good living in losing on purpose.

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People are definitely not X-cellent to each other over there.

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Tua proving to be worth every penny of dead cap

That is literally the dumbest play I’ve ever seen that did not result in a turnover.

That was Vidal, their 3rd stringer.

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Since they can’t be the R######s anymore, and all their fans hate the Commanders, how about after today we just call them the Washington Dipshits

🌯👻 Boorito Zen 👻🌯 @burritozen.net · 11/10/2026

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How was I supposed to know the diarrhea lettuce and sex with a person who has sexually transmitted diarrhea was going to give me the poops? Sir, this is Domino's. Please stop calling us

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Costco itself: great place to shop Everyone else in Costco: go die in a fire

Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Me and @shannisknight.bsky.social ‘s love language is telling people to fuck off.

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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

In case you weren’t certain, it has been confirmed you are the only person in the universe, it revolves exclusively around you, and the rest of us are all just NPCs. You may resume showing your entire ass in public with impunity. HTH

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When I started dating my wife she had a ‘93 Corolla with a tape deck and we used one of these things to plug in our iPods.

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Amy 📎 🇺🇲🇨🇦 @aimze.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

INFINITELY superior to anything bluetooth. Part of my soul dies every time CarPlay buffers thanks to the garbage cel reception around here.

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Just FYI... "More male NCAA athletes took part in the Cornell gang rape than there are trans athletes on the college level"

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We are stuck in the Black Hole Sun video and only Chris Cornell knows how to get us out

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Black Hole Sun

ALT: Black Hole Sun

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I mean it’s had crotchrot for the last several decades

This is what happens when you fire everyone at NOAA and replace them with 13-year-olds

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I guess it’s no longer forgivable in the heat of the moment to go ass to mouth

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From Midnight Run to Gigli… and back again!

Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

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“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books

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Stepford Wives spliced with Killer Klowns From Outer Space.

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ALT: The Purge: Masked Group

If every day is gonna be Purge Day, you might as well weld your mask to your face.

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The Purge: Masked Group

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The Cowboys became a Black woman who doesn’t care about making white people uncomfortable?

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Most banal Marvel villain ever.

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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Blood is thicker than water, but so is bullshit.

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Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son

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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Meanwhile his wife had purge mask plastic surgery.

Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Hey Iran, in case you’re reading this, here are maps of LA and San Diego:

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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

in a just world someone would stone cold stun these guys into concrete.

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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It’s the mentality behind thinking the senate and electoral college are good things despite fueling anti-democratic (small ‘d’) outcomes. Why should someone in Wyoming’s vote count 4x more than mine?

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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Throttle my reach, all that jive I don’t say ‘grape’ or ‘unalive’

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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Dennis Hastert, Pedophile Who Was Once House Speaker, Dead (Begrudging Gift Article) There, fixed it for you, NYT.

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Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Cmon baby, eat the rich Bite down on the son of a bitch Don’t mess up, don’t you give me no switch Cmon baby and eat the rich Cmon baby and eat the rich

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Lemmy Kilmister Driving a Truck

Alt: Lemmy Kilmister Driving a Truck

Rob K @dynastysnarker.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Come crawling faster Obey your master Your life burns faster Obey your Master Master Master of puppets, I’m pulling your strings Twisting your mind and smashing your dreams Blinded by me, you can’t see a thing Just call my name ‘cause I’ll hear you scream Master Master