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The Shannis

@shannisknight.bsky.social
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Writer, freelance snarkist, Critter, art fan, book nerd. Sometimes I make people laugh. I like to photograph the sunrise.

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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I forgot about BlueSky again. But here’s Teddy.
A cinnamon colored dog named Teddy, snuggling on the couch with his big Lambchop stuffyA cinnamon colored dog named Teddy, snuggling on the couch with his big Lambchop stuffy
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
My spouse is making purple sweet potato pies and couldn’t find the pie spice because he threw it out when reorganizing his spice collection earlier this year and is now excited by the knowledge that he can just MAKE HIS OWN pie spice blend. Also these potatoes look sus.
A bunch of purple sweet potatoes before cooking. They are shaped like dog poo.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
The Steelers uniforms this evening are making me so angry, they are THAT hideous. #nfl #sundaynightfootball
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I’ve read a lot of books this month. And I am well ahead of my 2025 challenge to read 100 books (I always choose 100). It’s been a lot of fun this year, just reading whatever.
A collage of covers of books I’ve read in October A StoryGraph reading challenge tracker showing I’ve read 96 books so far in 2025
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Ted naps.
A cinnamon colored dog named Teddy, snuggled into bed for a nap. A cinnamon colored dog named Teddy, waking up from a nap.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Are there other Swifties awake and falling in love with this album? My god it’s SO GOOD.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Somewhere the 7 decent humans who actually qualified got raptured today and are laughing down at the rest of us. Good for them, honestly.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
The absolute sass.
A cinnamon colored dog named Teddy yawning widely. A cinnamon colored dog named Teddy giving his mom a stare down.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I feel like he looks less haunted as every week passes. I hope he feels safe and so so loved.
A cinnamon colored dog in a green harness, lying in grass and smiling.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Watching people on Bluesky argue points on exactly the same side of the point but because their reading and social comprehension is lacking think they’re actually disagreeing is basically my entire feed. Tedious.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I was lucky enough to grab a flu shot, a Covid vaccine, and a pneumonia vax yesterday at a CVS location in CO. They had lots of appt times and you just have to answer yes to having a condition that will be endangered by Covid. Make an appt asap if you’re in the Denver area! ✌️
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Someone asked me the other day what I’ve been up to lately and honestly it’s just work and taking my dog for walks and to play with his friends. Like that’s it. That’s all I do.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Today I am willing to engage in fights with strangers on the internet about the new pope and that woman who wrote the Harry Potter books so let me know if you need me. Otherwise here is a photo of Teddy. #lovemydog #dogphotos
A cinnamon-colored dog named Teddy seated like a person on a colorful chair. The chair is his mom’s favorite reading chair. Teddy owns the chair now.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
I am a Canadian living in the US. Every social media account I have is filled with Canadian family members, friends, and random follows of Canadians I find interesting. Every last one of those social media spaces have suppressed any news of the election results. I had to seek it out. WILD.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
We have the windows open today so this one is blissed out.
A dog named Teddy laying on the bed enjoying the breeze from an open window
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Honestly losing faith in humanity but at least we still have dogs for now. This one is correct to be so judgy.
A dog named Teddy giving his mom some bombastic sideye.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I somehow forgot that Bluesky exists and haven’t posted in nearly a month. Guess what! We adopted a dog! His name is Teddy!
A dog named Teddy laying in his bed and making a goofy face A dog named Teddy eating a bone A dog named Teddy sitting on the couch and staring at his momA dog named Teddy playing with a red dinosaur toy, his favorite.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I just spent 45 minutes on tik tok watching some British blokes who operate a birds of prey nonprofit trying to recapture one of their more sassy owls who thought she could fly away and honestly it’s the best time I’ve spent all week.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
I have never purchased a book so quickly in my entire life.
A screenshot from a Rolling Stone Magazine book recommendation for Careless People by Sarah Wynn-Williams
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
This was my birthday book haul. We do what we must in the midst of the ruins.
A large stack of books on a sofa, topped by a box of creative prompt cards. A short stack of art books set on top of a sofa.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
It’s my birthday so I photographed myself which is a thing I do every year.
A woman with white hair and blue-framed glasses, smiling. A woman making a silly face. A woman laughing. A smiling woman.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Still cold but look at that sky just before dawn.
Ice-covered parking lot with cars and a deep blue sky just before sunrise on a cold winter day.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
It’s a cold day in the hellscape!
Buildings and a sidewalk with snow and blue skies. It is very cold. Building and sidewalk work snow. A peek of blue skies and sun. It is not warm out.
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 10/02/2025
The ASL version of “Not Like Us” is magnificent.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I mean okay to be fair I guess god cares about your football game inasmuch as she wants her children to do well.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
That surgeon was all, okay well we’re gonna go get the O.R. ready and I asked if he had to go rev up his chainsaw and he looked so alarmed as if *I* were the weirdo in the room. Some of my best material, lost on this dude.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Also earlier I was doing dishes and realized the surgeon who did my husband’s toe amputation last year reminded me of the science teacher in Fast Times At Ridgemont High. This was because I was washing a fancy knife and wondered if it would cut through bone.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Concerned about egg shortages because then how will the bakery make cakes? I need cake in this hellscape.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I have my books And my poetry to protect me
A big pile of books, some graphic novels, some poetry, and at least one book about Joni Mitchell. Some people call this a “to be read” or “tbr” pile.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I am officially menopaused. AMA.
A smug 50-something woman with short hair, glasses, and a sassy facial expression.
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Critical Role @criticalrole.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Roll For LA Fire Relief With Bells Hells - LIVE! 🎲♥️ Cast your vote with your donations for monsters, map hazards, and chaos ala carte as the #CriticalRole cast venture through a special one-shot you craft!
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Oh Christ people on the left are already talking about yet another goddamn Kennedy for 2028 and no. Absolutely the fuck not. Stop with these people. It’s exhausting.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
OMG we can say ACAB here and not get censored can’t we. I’ve never been so excited this whole last month.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
It snowed a lot and is still coming down. I didn’t need this picture to tell me because the headache I woke with around 5am spelled it out. But whatever. Photos are cool.
A view of outside through a window with slatted blinds. There is snow on the ground in front of an apartment building.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Just imagining Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo crying on the phone to one another right now. #oscarnoms
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
This is some ice cream I had for dessert last night. It was covering up sliced bananas. In this hellscape, we do what we must.
A blue bowl filled with vanilla ice cream covered with chocolate sauce.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Things I have ranted about during the National Championship game broadcast: President Orange Felon taking time to make an address and making it about himself. The way one of the Ohio State Kids wears his pants. That dumb Jesus ad with all the white trash in it. Stupid people.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I’ve been really busy working and scrubbing my filthy shower floor today. Anything interesting happen?
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Over here talking about how cute the football commentator outfits are except one of the white dudes who just looks like a beige thumb. #postseasonfootball
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
It was end of year review due date week and i got all of mine done a whole day early so my reward is books.
A pile of graphic novels and a kindle displaying a book called Mother-Daughter Murder Night.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Sitting here on a Monday morning trying to psych myself up to begin working. I am in a horrific anxiety spiral and have a random headache that flared up out of nowhere. This is late #perimenopause. Knowing that doesn’t help, but it makes me feel less crazy and alone.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
It’s been cold here for quite some time. Or maybe just a few days. Who can tell.
Frosty trees under a grey winter sky
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
For 2025 I would like the people of the internet to normalize NOT calling their audience “besties”. That’s it. That’s all I ask.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Everything at work is broken. I don’t feel like being the only person who can fix things today. I would like a snack and a nap.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I got new glasses and did you know that all of the people on tv actually have two separate eyes and there is not an influx of cyclops the last few years????
Middle aged white lady wearing eyeglasses and looking doubtful and surprised by how well she can see
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Went on a follow spree this morning and getting a ton of follows back — thank you all so much! Currently deeply immersed in year end at work and trying to cram in the last two books to meet my StoryGraph reading goal for 2024. Here is a photo of Ellie, having had enough of people.
A very cute golden retriever dog snuggled under a blanket in front of a Christmas tree. She is tired of people after the holidays.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Sitting here listening to Fleetwood Mac. One of the worst sounds in the world is Lindsey Buckingham’s backing vocal on Gypsy. Whine a little more, bro.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Just sitting around watching weird Canadian Christmas movies as one does and I just don’t understand why they’re all so bleak. Also the city in this one film was covered in several inches of snow ten minutes ago and now it’s just wet. This is all way too many questions to have about this.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Somehow this tiny creature can take up MOST of an entire king size bed for a whole night.
Small white dog curled up on a big bed.
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The Shannis @shannisknight.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Friday in Workers Compensation insurance is never as much fun as one wants a Friday to be.
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